Category: Music charts

Florence + The Machine goes straight in at No.1 with Spectrum and, fuck me, THAT. IS. MUSIC! You can see the video here: As such, Maroon 5 Feat. Wizball something or other are still at …

Florence + The Machine goes straight in at No.1 with Spectrum and, fuck me, THAT. IS. MUSIC! As such, Maroon 5 Feat. Wizball something or other drops to No.2 with Payphone, and it’s a right …

Maroon 5 Feat. Wiz Khalifa climbs back to No.1 with Payphone, and it’s a right load of autotuned guff. What happened to this band? Pretty cool video, though. You can see the video here. As …

Going straight in at No.1 is will.i.am Feat. Eva Simons with This Is Love and it’s more autotuned crap. Jeez, which retards buy this? You can see the video here. As such, Maroon 5 Feat. …

Going straight in at No.1 is Maroon 5 Feat. Wiz Khalifa with Payphone, and it’s a right load of autotuned guff. What happened to this band? Pretty cool video, though. You can see the video …

Going straight in at No.1 is Cheryl Cole with Call My name, which sounded dreadful and out of tune at the Jubilee Concert. What moron would buy this? Just buy Grace Jones‘s Slave To The …

Climbing from No.11 to No.1 is Gary Barlow & The Commonwealth Band Feat. Military Wives with Sing and it’s the first time in a long time that we’ve actually seen a single climb so far …

Going straight in at No.1 is Rudimental Feat. John Newman with Feel The Love and it’s a simple dance piece, but nicely crafted. Thumbs up for this. You can see the video here. As such, …

Climbing from 2 to 1 is Fun. feat. Janelle Monae with We Are Young, and I do rather like this one, which makes a change given the state of the UK pop charts! You can …

Staying at No.1 is Rita Ora feat. Tinie Tempah with R.I.P., and my god it’s a dull piece of generic dance pap. Who the hell bought it? You can see the video here. As such, …