I Want Your Sex… no, not yours… you smell like cooties… But about this film, it opens with Elliot Bell (Cooper Hoffman – The Long Walk) waking up at Erika Tracey’s (Olivia Wilde – The …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DE GAULLE: RESISTANCE!
De Gaulle: Resistance: Lizten verry carefully, I vil say zis only once! This is the first in a two-part tale of this biographical drama, each part running for nearly three hours – with the first …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RISE OF THE FOOTSOLDIER: RETRIBUTION!
Rise Of The Footsoldier: Retribution sees Pat Tate (Craig Fairbrass) return following 2023’s Rise of the Footsoldier: Vengeance, and after they killed his mate, he wants… can you guess? Yes, Retribution. Following a 1994 Bosnian …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOXIC: A FAIRY TALE FOR GROWN-UPS!
Toxic – frequently subtitled as A Fairytale for Grown-Ups – centres around alcoholic Raya (Yash – real name Naveen Kumar Gowda, but once dubbed himself Rocking Star Yash), who thinks nothing more than shooting people …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE DOG STARS!
The Dog Stars takes place in the wake of a flu pandemic that killed most of humanity, including all the antivaxxers who vote Reform UK. Set in 2035 – by which time most people already …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TONY!
Tony, aka Anthony Bourdain, tells the story of the real-life chef, and how he came to be in that position, portrayed here as a young man, by Dominic Sessa (The Holdovers), in a film directed …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MUTINY!
Mutiny centres around Cole Reed, who misses the action of being a cop (well, he can always watch Traffic Cops), and is now a security guard for Tanita Tikaram’s billionaire brother, but there’s a good …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STOP! THAT! TRAIN!
Stop That Train! with RuPaul (Nimona) as President Judy Gagwell: Is it fun, or is it a drag? Similar to the Titanic, this town is letting the first highspeed rail train in the USA take …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SPA WEEKEND!
Spa Weekend centres around a quartet who were best friends at school, but time has taken its toll, along with kids taking up all of their time, usually spawned by men who have long since …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SUNNY DANCER!
Sunny Dancer centres around Ivy (Bella Ramsey – The Sheep Detectives), who’s off for the summer to ‘Camp Chemo’, as she calls it, for teens who are suffering from, or are in remission from cancer. …
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