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Clown In A Cornfield sees Quinn (Katie Douglas) and her Dad, Glenn (Aaron Abrams – Hannibal), in a movie trope of moving to a new house in a new town and… it’s a complete dump. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON in IMAX 3D!
How To Train Your Dragon follows the trend, where studios have run out of ideas, in which they take a successful animated movie and create a live-action remake. Recently, this worked very well for Disney …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SALT PATH!
The Salt Path is the name given for the South West Coast Path National Trail, running for a total of 630 miles. As we first meet long-married couple Raynor (Gillian Anderson – The Crown Season …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND!
The Ballad of Wallis Island sees the rather eccentric Charles Heath (Tim Key – Mickey 17) – and the biggest fan of former folk rock group McGwyer Mortimer’s Herb McGwyer (Tom Basden – Man Vs …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BALLERINA!
Ballerina…. “From The World Of John Wick“, just to hammer home to casual cinemagoers of this film’s origins, just so no-one thinks this is a two-hour movie about ballet. After a situation right at the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of KARATE KID LEGENDS! (inc. Mid-Credits Scene breakdown)
Karate Kid Legends starts off with a legacy scene of Daniel and Miyagi (Pat Morita having passed away in 2005), from The Karate Kid Part II, stating it’s 1986, even though while that film was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE RITUAL!
The Ritual is proof that if you’re going to make any sort of film about an exorcism, then stop: It was done best in 1973, with The Exorcist, especially in its Director’s Cut form. This …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HALLOW ROAD!
Hallow Road opens with concerned parents Maddie (Rosamund Pike – Saltburn) and Frank (Matthew Rhys – Saturday Night) receiving an anxious call from their daughter, Alice (Megan McDonnell), who’s in her car, thinks she might’ve …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANGEROUS ANIMALS!
Dangerous Animals is a thriller, in which we see an unhinged Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney) taking holidaygoers swimming with sharks, in a metal cage… the people are in the cage, not the sharks, of course. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME!
The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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