Black Widow is the uninspired title for its long-awaited masturbatory-fuelled movie featuring black leather-clad Russian Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson), who speaks like an American, and specialises in kicking. Along the way, she’ll encounter fellow compatriots who are against her, fat men, and dodgy Russian accents aplenty, and it’s also set between Captain America: Civil War […]
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Marriage Story is billed as Academy Award nominated filmmaker Noah Baumbach‘s incisive and compassionate look at a marriage breaking up, and a family staying together, this film starring Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver. Or, more accurately, it looks like 2019’s “One to miss!” as Black Widow and Kylo Ren are trying to get a divorce […]
Jojo Rabbit centres around Jojo Betzler (Roman Griffin Davis), a young boy in Hitler’s army, who finds out his mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their home. I can see the satire in this, but… it looks like the kind of film that Wes Anderson would make, albeit given the scouting theme, one more […]
Avengers: Endgame: I’ll give no spoilers unless I use a spoiler header below (so you can’t come across them without actively clicking on them), but it has been well sign-posted that it won’t be a happy finish for everyone. Still, anything must be a step-up from the end of Avengers: Infinity War when half of […]
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Avengers: Endgame: Everybody wants to know what happened to all those people that got turned to fish food in Avengers: Infinity War and do they get brought back? Well, half the universe do anyway. Let’s face it, we know at least some of them must get brought back, because we have Spider-Man: Far From Home […]
Posted in Cinema films, Movies, Reviews Tags: Alan Silvestri, Anthony Mackie, Anthony Russo, Avengers, Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Wong, Bradley Cooper, Carrie Coon, Chadwick Boseman, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Christopher Markus, Danai Gurira, Dave Bautista, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, Endgame, Gwyneth Paltrow, Idris Elba, Jack Kirby, Joe Russo, Josh Brolin, Kerry Condon, Kevin Feige, Letitia Wright, Mark Ruffalo, Michael Shaw, Paul Bettany, Peter Dinklage, Pom Klementieff, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sean Gunn, Sebastian Stan, Stan Lee, Stephen McFeely, Terry Notary, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Vin Diesel, Winston Duke, Zoe Saldana, karen gillan No Comments » Avengers: Endgame now has a “First Look” which shows some of the characters who make it, including Iron Man, so any chance of big reveals are out the window… …apart from my exclusive, yesterday, about Mary Poppins returning… to our cinema screens in her first Marvel movie. Fanbois are creaming their pants that tickets are […]
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Avengers: Infinity War is the big all-in CRASH!BASH!SMASH! superhero movie where they all get together in a handful of big fights, in all manner of places, all trying to stop genocidal maniac Thanos from aquiring all six of the Infinity Stones, since if he does, he’ll be able to destroy the entire universe. So, easy […]
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Isle of Dogs is the colloquial term given to Trash Island, a place where all the Japanese non-recycled rubbish goes to, just outside of the country. Following a huge showdown between all the dogs and cats, resulting in almost a complete canine annihilation, a large number of the former have ‘dog flu’ and are exported […]
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Rough Night, when I saw the Red Band (i.e. sweary) Trailer (at the bottom of this review), looked like a series of rough ideas that should’ve been thrown in the toilet rather than turned into a movie. However, I pride myself on seeing as many films as I can and, sometimes, like with Office Christmas […]
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