Heart Eyes refers to the name that’s been given to a silent killer who goes round town in the run up to Valentine’s Day, bumping off couples, whilst wearing a mask with glowing heart-shaped eyes, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BRIDGET JONES: MAD ABOUT THE BOY!
Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy: This fourth movie sees Renée Zellweger (Judy) return as the unlucky-in-love ditzy heroine, this time with two children around the age of 10, and despite ending up with Mark …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD in IMAX 3D!
Captain America: Brave New World sees new US President, Thaddeus Ross (Harrison Ford – Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny) estranged from daughter Betty (Liv Tyler – Ad Astra), and despite the script trying …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG!
The Seed of the Sacred Fig is a film that was mostly made in secret, away from the government, stating the words up front, “When there is no way, a way must be made”, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SEPTEMBER 5!
September 5 is the date in 1972, when terrorists invaded the Olympic village in Munich, during the Summer event, soon after Mark Spitz has taken the Gold medal in swimming, over his German competitor. At …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOG MAN!
Dog Man is something I’m entirely new to with this film, although I understand it’s been a graphic novel for children since 2016. For reasons unexplained, Petey the cat, voiced by Pete Davidson (Dumb Money), …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WE LIVE IN TIME!
We Live in Time‘s trailer opens with this couple’s ‘meet-cute’, where Tobias (Andrew Garfield – Spider-Man: No Way Home More Fun Stuff Version) and Almut (Florence Pugh – Dune Part Two) first come across each …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HARD TRUTHS!
Hard Truths quickly shows us how Pansy (Marianne Jean-Baptiste – The Book of Clarence) is not a morning person, or any sort of person, as she’s an angry, bossy moo, especally getting startled if anyone …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SATURDAY NIGHT! (+POST-CREDITS SCENE!)
Saturday Night recreates the inaugural edition of the US comedy show, broadcast on October 11th 1975 – even though it very nearly didn’t exist – beginning at 10pm on the night, with the show due …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of COMPANION! (+MID-CREDITS SCENE!)
Companion centres around the burgeoning new relationship between young lovers, Iris (Sophie Thatcher – Heretic) and Josh (Jack Quaid – Solos), with her recalling how she met him across the oranges in a supermarket. That’s …
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