Hallow Road opens with concerned parents Maddie (Rosamund Pike – Saltburn) and Frank (Matthew Rhys – Saturday Night) receiving an anxious call from their daughter, Alice (Megan McDonnell), who’s in her car, thinks she might’ve …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANGEROUS ANIMALS!
Dangerous Animals is a thriller, in which we see an unhinged Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney) taking holidaygoers swimming with sharks, in a metal cage… the people are in the cage, not the sharks, of course. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STICK on APPLE TV+!
Stick centres around Owen Wilson (Bliss) as Pryce Cahill, a former pro-golfer, whose career went off the rails 20 years ago, now leaving him selling expensive golf gear, while living from one paycheque to the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOCTOR WHO: THE REALITY WAR (Season 2 Episode 8)
The Reality War is the eighth and final episode of Doctor Who Season 2… or, perhaps Series 15 or Series 45. Although the cinema screening I attended featured both Wish World and the finale, before …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE BETTER SISTER on Amazon Prime!
The Better Sister has the quality of a Mills & Boon story, but in a murder novel. Chloe (Jessica Biel – Accidental Love) gets home from a night out to find that hubby Adam (Corey …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DEPT Q on NETFLIX!
Dept Q opens with police answering the call to examine a murder scene, only to get a hell of a shock, the details of which I’ll leave for you to discover, but the trailer confirms …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME!
The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LILO AND STITCH IN 3D!
Lilo And Stitch does have a plot, of sorts, to it, but it doesn’t amount to much. It’s safe to say that Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders), aka ‘626’, is a genetic experiment with destructive …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DEATH VALLEY on BBC1!
Death Valley brings us a murder of a man called Carwyn, that looks like an apparent suicide, but because reasons, the only one who’ll be able to sort it out isn’t the actual police, but …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE LAST ANNIVERSARY!
The Last Anniversary is another long-drawn-out Aussie import, filling out the bare cupboard that is the weekend evening schedule on terrestrial TV. ITV currently also has the same thing happening with Fake. For the family …
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