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My Old Ass: When I first saw someone reference this title, I hadn’t heard of the film, and thought they were referring to the then-forthcoming The Substance, where Demi Moore’s character is too old for …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PHILLIP SCHOFIELD: CAST AWAY on Channel 5!
Phillip Schofield is a MASSIVE LIAR! He said Cast Away is the first time he’s been in front of a camera since being fingered at This Morning. No, you also did that BBC interview with …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE OUTRUN!
The Outrun is effectively a dramatised biography for novelist and co-screenwriter Amy Liptrot, and her yoyo-ing in and out of alcoholism in real life, such as showing Rona (Saoirse Ronan – See How They Run) …
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The Smurfs: Dreams Full Demo 100% Walkthrough! on PC
The Smurfs: Dreams is released on October 24th by Ocellus Studio and Microids. Description: Gargamel has devised a new evil scheme to catch the Smurfs! He casted a cunning curse on the sarsaparilla bushes, causing …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NEVER LET GO!
Never Let Go is a relatively short film these days, at 101 minutes, but still feels the need to split itself into three chapters: The Rope Is Your Lifeline, How Do I Feed My Children? …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STRANGE DARLING!
Strange Darling opens with the declaration, “This film was entirely shot on 35mm film”, and the IMDB technical page bears this out, detailing the Kodak Vision3 50D 5203, Vision3 250D 5207, and Vision3 500T 5219, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NOBODY WANTS THIS on NETFLIX!
Nobody Wants This is a romcom drama where Joanne (Kristen Bell – The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window) has an unsuccessful love life, with her latest date …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE WIVES on Channel 5!
The Wives opens with Beth Morgan (Jo Joyner – For Her Sins) looking for Annabelle, wife of Charlie, who’s gone missing and her mobile is left at the top of the cliff… One year later, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LUDWIG on BBC1!
Ludwig – aka John Taylor (David Mitchell – Migration 3D), is an introvert who does all kinds of puzzles, crosswords, logic puzzles, sudoku et al. Yep, a massive nerd. He’s basically Peep Show‘s Mark Corrigan …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LEE (2024 Kate Winslet movie)
Lee… Lee Miller… war photographer. With the renowned photographer and heavy smoker played by Kate Winslet (Titanic 3D 25th Anniversary), we first see her being interviewed about her life in her chosen – and very …
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