Presence is one thing that most films struggle to be, these days: short. In a series of one-take scenes – some short, some of a reasonable length – the first family who come to look …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
A Complete Unknown tells the story of the 4-to-5-year period after Bob Dylan (Timothée Chalamet – Wonka) arrives in New York in 1961, using this moniker as opposed to his birth name, Robert Zimmerman, and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WILLIAM TELL (2025)!
William Tell starts with the titular character, played by Claes Bang (Dracula), being told by the evil Viceroy Gessler (Connor Swindells – Scoop) to shoot an arrow into an apple, which has been placed on …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WOLF MAN!
Wolf Man proves that… if you go down in the woods, today… you’re a dumbass. Harking back to 1995, a passage of text appears too quickly to take in about how the titular lupine was …
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Assetto Corsa EVO Early Access on PC / Steam – The DVDfever Review
Assetto Corsa EVO is a new driving simulator currently in Early Access which, for the time being, doesn’t go online, and as I saw this as something similar to Forza Motorsport, I thought we’d get …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRIME TARGET on Apple TV+!
Prime Target starts off in a way, with a camera circling around, making me think something terrible was about to happen… but I’ll leave that outcome for you to view. Edward Brooks (Leo Woodall – …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of OUT THERE!
Out There brings us Martin Clunes (The Acid House) as Nathan Williams, a Welsh farmer in what I thought was going to turn into the Tony Martin situation, a farmer who shot and killed intruder …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MUFASA: THE LION KING!
Mufasa: The Lion King is here, because Disney are desperate for a hit. Wish flopped, and Snow White is going to bomb big-time in March, since Snow White was a woman “whose skin was as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BACK IN ACTION on Netflix!
Back In Action centres around two former CIA operatives who went rogue, 15 years earlier, after ensuring some bad guys didn’t get a cyberterrorist weapon called The Key – in a reasonably engaging opening scene …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NOSFERATU!
Nosferatu opens with Ellen Hutter (Lily-Rose Depp) inadvertently waking up local oddity Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgård – The Crow (2024)), not directly, but simply complaining about being lonely, which he picks up from a distance …
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