Salem’s Lot is a new adaptation of the Stephen King novel, previously made for TV in 1979 and 2004, with this latest one reaching cinemas in the UK, even though in the US, it’s only …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TERRIFIER 3!
Terrifier 3 is out now in cinemas, which marks the first film in the series to get an initial release that way, given that the first two only recently had a big screen outing for …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TRANSFORMERS ONE in 3D!
Transformers One proves that someone at Paramount really does have money to burn, since their last successful movie about the ever-changing robots was 2014’s Transformers: Age Of Extinction. The 2017 sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JOAN on ITV!
Joan… Joan O’Connell… licence to be a jewel thief. Well, not really, as it’s not a legal act, but as we first see our lead, portrayed by Sophie Turner (X-Men: Dark Phoenix), she’s loaded, and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX!
Joker: Folie À Deux – the long-awaited follow-up to 2019’s Joker, again with Joaquin Phoenix (Napoleon) as psychologically-unbalanced lunatic Arthur Fleck, but while the first film took over a billion dollars at the box office, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DISCLAIMER on Apple TV+ !
Disclaimer is a tale of coincidence, where we first meet Sasha (Liv Hill – Elizabeth Is Missing) and Jonathan (Louis Partridge – Enola Holmes) interrailing in Italy, yet she’s called back to London following a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT!
Things Will Be Different begins with siblings Joseph (Adam David Thompson) and Sidney (Riley Dandy – Interceptor) meeting up in a cafe for some much-needed nourishment, before hiking to a house after an offscreen situation …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOMB RAIDER: THE LEGEND OF LARA CROFT on Netflix!
Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft makes me ask if this series can get our heroine right, where pretty much every film has got it wrong? Well, it has a rather wordy title, but …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CITADEL: DIANA on Amazon Prime Video!
Citadel: Diana is the spin-off from last year’s over-expensive and under-delivering Citadel, opening with a scene where our heroine, played by Matilda De Angelis (The Undoing), kills someone off-camera and fakes being shot at, by …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CURFEW on Paramount+ !
Curfew takes place in an alternate, dystopian world where all men are under curfew from 7pm to 7am daily, so women can trip the light fandango together, lording it up in front of us while …
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