Skip to content
The Well is the third episode of Season 2… or, perhaps Series 15 or Series 45. Being deaf is this month’s token disability highlight at the BBC, and their doyen is Rose Ayling-Ellis. She was …
Continue reading
Category: Reviews
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HAVOC on NETFLIX!
Havoc is a film that’ll win zero Oscars for originality, but if there was an award for brutal body count, it’d easily be in the running. Homicide cop Patrick Walker (Tom Hardy – Mobland) is …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SINNERS in 1.43:1 IMAX!
Sinners takes back to 1932 – in the days when cotton fields were still picked by hand – specifically October 16th, when an injured Sammie Moore (Miles Caton) walks into a church, clutching a broken …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BULLET TRAIN EXPLOSION on NETFLIX!
Bullet Train Explosion basically sets out its stall in three words. 30 years on from Keanu Reeves’ derring-do in Speed, a school trip to Aomori Shikansen Stock Centre – where Shikansen train cars are temporarily …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOCTOR WHO: LUX (Season 2 Episode 2)
Lux is the first episode of Season 2… or, perhaps Series 15 or Series 45. The episode opens in a 1952 cinema, long before the days of IMAX 1.43:1 films (the aspect ratio for Sinners, …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE AMATEUR!
The Amateur centres around CIA cryptographer Charlie Heller (Rami Malek – No Time To Die), who likes puzzles, but is going to wish he didn’t have to try and solve the latestone. His wife, Sarah …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DROP!
Drop… as in AirDrop. It’s an iPhone thing where someone can send a message to several random phones in the near vicinity at the same time, although in this case, someone’s doing it directly to …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ONE TO ONE: JOHN AND YOKO!
One To One: John and Yoko is a rather stilted title for a great documentary about John Lennon‘s one and only full-length concert, after The Beatles split up. This documentary doesn’t follow his and Yoko …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RANSOM CANYON on NETFLIX!
Ransom Canyon… the place where everyone lives in big, posh houses, everyone wears a Stetson indoors, and the men have first names like Davis, Yancy and Staten! Staten’s (Josh Duhamel) wife has been fridged, while …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A MINECRAFT MOVIE IN 3D!
Minecraft Movie… Why’s it “*A* Minecraft Movie“, and not “The…“? Anyhoo, for the game, since kids are playing, I always figured that the character of Steve was a young boy, but in the minds of …
Continue reading