In the last chart of 1998, I posted my Top 50 singles of the year, pickingout the Top 10 first. During 1999, I’ll be going through the list one by onestarting with the Top 10 in alphabetical order.
This week : 13 new entries, 0 climbers, 0 non-movers & 27 downers.CHART TIME !
(* – my current favourites)
(!!! – Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie want to hurl!)
( (R) – Repeat., ie. a re-release)
A brief analysis on the current chart situation…
13 new entries :
“Model-turned-singer” – it happens all the time. Sometimes they make superbsingles, although none spring to mind at this point in time, but at other timesthey make dire pieces of excrement that make me cry at the lost minutes of timethat I can’t claw back ever again.
That is what can be said of “Oh Yeah”, the model’s debut single, now that she’sturned her back on the catwalk. However, looking at the disappointingfar-from-Top 10 positioning of this track, it can’t be long before she’s upthere strutting her stuff in half-arsed clothing again.
Oh, and the chorus sounds a hell of a lot like it’s about to lead into thechorus for Hepburn’s “Bugs”.
12 A Teens – Mamma Mia :O ===The ABBA revival starts here…again…and this single is terrible.
4 Moloko – Sing it Back *Not the only non-virginal release in the Top 5 this week, this track in itsprevious form only made No.45 earlier this year in March. A remix sends itcrashing into the Top 5 after plenty of airplay in the clubs and on the radio.
1 Lou Bega – Mambo No.5 *1st Week at No.1*After becoming the first single to climb into the Top 40, when only beingavailable on import, since The Jam’s That’s Entertainment, the UK release ofthis single secures it a top slot, one place about Shaft’s similar “Mucho Mambo”
It’s not a bad tune, but isn’t the most impressive since it’s the rapping thatspoils it. Without the rapping, those who saw the recent Guiness advert willremember it accompanying the one where the old man swims for exactly 119.5seconds as the perfect pint is scored and his brother and the town cheer him on.On TV it was quite a short ad, but at the cinema it seemed to go on forever.
This is the 24th single to go straight in at No.1.
If anyone knows of a good site for new release info, please let me know
23rd August :A Teens Mama MiaAdams, Bryan Inside OutAdvent Sound Sketchez 2Agnelli & Nelson Everyday, Every MomentÂ….Amira My DesireAnother Level SummertimeAphrodite BM FunksterArab Strap CherubsAviance, Jean Philippe UselessBambaataa, Afrika Electro Funk ExpressBamboo BamboogieBega, Lou Mambo #5Big Room Girl Raise Your HandsBinary Finary 1999Brand New Heavies Saturday NightBrassy I Can’t WaitBuckcherry Lit UpCamisra Let Me Show YouCamisra Feel The BeatCandy Girls Fee Fi Fo FumCandy Girls Wham BamCartier, Junior Women Beat Their MenCartoons Aisy WaisyCeasefire Cruisin’Charlotte SomedayCharlotte SomedayClarke, Dave Red 3Clinton Buttoned Down DiscoCox, Carl Dr. FunkCrow, Sheryl Sweet Child O’MineDa Funk Pleasure LoveDeep Dish Future Of The Future/Stay GoldDef Leppard GoodbyeDe’Lacy HideawayDharma & Dice Soul WarriorDisco Citizens Right Here, Right NowEthics La LunaFelix Don’t You Want MeFirewall Party Started RightFleming, Jon 00 Alpha 5Heartists Belo HorizontiHysterix Must Be The MusicIglesias, Enrique BailamosKuti, Femi Beng BengLa’s, The There She GoesLi Kwan/Hedboys I Need A Man/Girls & BoysLionrock Packet Of Peace (Remixes)Looper Up A Tree AgainLuhrman, Baz Presents When Doves Cry How Can I Love You More (SashaM People Mix)McCutcheon Martine I Got YouMoloko Sing It BackMontano vs Trumpet Man Trumpet ThingMorisson, Mark & ConnerReeves My Best FriendOcean Colour Scene Profit In PeaceOffspring, The Kids Aren’t AlrightOmni Trio Bite SizeOrton, Beth Central ReservationPandy, Darryl Sunshine & HappinessPJ Happy DaysRaissa Walk Right ThroughReef New BirdRHCP Around The WorldRowland, Kevin Concrete & ClayRoyal Trux WaterparkSalt Tank White Island EPSasha & Maria Be As OneShrink Nervous BreakdownSmokin Beats Dr. LoveSpearmint Sweeping The NationStereophonics I Wouldn’t Believe….Strummer, Joe Yalla, YallaSuede Everything Will FlowSummer Daze Samba MagicTall Paul Rok Da HouseThunderbugs Friends ForeverTin Tin Out 11 To FlyTin Tin Out All I Wanna DoTin Tin Out Dance With MeTin Tin Out Strings For JasminTin Tin Out Here’s Where The Story EndsTindersticks Can We Start AgainUnderworld King Of Snake (NCQ 12″)Way Out West Ajare/DominationYazoo Only YouYounger Younger 28’s Next Big Thing 30th August :95 North The RequestAll Seeing I 1st Man In SpaceAllison, Dot Close My eyesAngel, Dave Knockout EPAydin The Funky Child The VoiceAyla AylaCornell, Chris Can’t Change MeDJ Flavours Your Caress 99DJ Jean The LaunchDJ Rap Good To Be AliveElliot, Missy All N My GrillFatt Jack Who Let The Dogs OutFountains Of Wayne Troubled TimesGarnier, Laurent Sound Of The Big BobouGomez Rhythm & Blues AlibiGopher, Alex Party PeopleHeliotropic AliveHell CopaHybrid If I SurviveKaylif, Layla Apricot TimeNaughty By Nature JamboreePavement Major LeaguesRahzel All I KnowRising Star Touch MeRoots StrategyRuff Driverz Waiting 4 The SunShaft Mucho MamboStone Factory SunsetStrike U Sure DoSupergrass Movin’T – Spoon SummerloveTorrini, Emiliana To Be FreeUsual Suspects StalkerVengaboys We’re Going To Ibiza 6th September :A-Sides RevolverATB Don’t StopBalearic Bill Destination SunshineBenet, Eric Spend My Life With YouBlaze Wishing You Were HereBlur SetBrother Brown Under The WaterBryan, Kelle Higher Than HeavenCole, Andy OutstandingCosmos Summer In SpaceCruzeman AstecEchobeatz Africa 2000Eiffel ’65 BlueFlaming Lips Waitin’ For A SupermanFragma Toca MeGenelab Anorak LouJamiroquai SupersonicJuno Reactor PistoleroL, Jonny SpikeLeftfield Afrika Shox/Phat PlanetLeila SodastreamLolly MickeyMedal Porno SongMullins, Shawn What Is LifeMuse CaveN Sync Drives Me CrazyPhoenix HeatwaveRegular Fries Dust It (Don’t Bust it)Ross, Diana Not Over You YetSixpence None The Richer There She GoesSugar Ray SomedaySupergrass Movin’ (NCQ 7″)Sylvian, David God ManTwain, Shania Man I Feel Like A Woman 13th September :Bentley Rhythm Ace TBCBlackstreet Think About YouBocelli, Andrea Canto Della TerraBrainchild Symmetry CBrooks, Garth Lost In YouCube It Happens To Me All The TimeDe Burgh, Chris TBCEstefan, Gloria Santo SantoEtienne, Valerie MisunderstandingEverything But The Girl Five FathomsHouston, Whitney Heartbreak HotelJamiroquai 12″ Box SetJones, Tom & The Cardigans Burning Down The HouseLit ZiplockMarley, Bob Sun Is ShiningNorthern Line Run For Your LifeRemy Zero ProphecySanchez, Junior Be With YouSting Brand New DayTamperer Hammer To The HeartTyrese Sweet LadyYork The Awakening 20th September :21st Century Girls Teenage AttackBarlow, Gary ArmsBowie, David Thursday’s ChildBrooks, Meredith Lay DownC, Melanie TBCCarroll, Dina Say You Love MeDaddy’s Favourite I Feel Good Things For YouEternal What’cha Gonna DoIdlewild A Little DiscouragedInsane Clown Posse TBCJamelia Thinking Of YouKelly, R Turn Back The Hands Of TimeLongpigs TBCS Club 7 S Club PartySpace Brothers TBCSpears, Britney (You Drive Me) Crazy 27th September :911 WonderlandBackstreet Boys Larger Than LifeGabrielle SunshineGlamma Kid WhyGuano Apes Open Your EyesHoneyz TBCJames TBCKnight, Jordan Give It To YouPet Shop Boys New York City BoyRickett, Adam Everything My Heart Desires 4th October :B*Witched Jesse Hold OnBeck TBCCharlatans, The ForeverChemical Brothers Out Of ControlCranberries Just My ImaginationEurythmics I Saved The World Today 18th October :Aguilera, Christina Genie In A BottleFive TBC 25th October :Westlife Fly Without Wings 8th November :Fun Lovin’ Criminals Up On The HillWilliams, Robbie She’s The One/It’s Only UsThis week there are new entries for
Dominator’s Top 50 of 1998
36. Meja – All ‘Bout The MoneyWhen I heard this artist’s name pronounced as “Maya” I thought it was thegirl who sang with The Temperer for the crappy “Feel It”, but it’s not andI’ve heard this single in both standard and dance versions, both rather funkyand deserved a Top 10 placing, but it only made No.12 in October last year.However, it won the single-of-the-week award from me.
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Dominator
Reviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic valve operation survivor from the same year. Running DVDfever.co.uk since 2000. Nobel Peace Prize winner 2021.