74 (70) Lady Gaga – Poker Face

74 (70) Lady Gaga – Poker Face

I’d probably poker in the face, but I wouldn’t choose to listen to this tedious excuse for music.

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71 (61) Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow

Boom Boom Pow? More like Zzzz Zzzz Snore!

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55 (52) Pixie Lott – Boys And Girls

Cheesy, forgettable pap pop.

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47 (41) JLS: Beat Again

Pop music by numbers.

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35 (36) David Guetta & Akon: Sexy Bitch

Zzzzz….

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57 (37) Robbie Williams – Bodies

Oh dear. Not a strong song by any stretch of the imagination, and when he was on X-Factor recently, he proved he can’tsing live for shit!

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39 (32) Chipmunk – Oopsy Daisy

Tedious crap rap.

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32 (33) Taio Cruz – Break Your Heart

The song’s a bit “Meh” but the girl in the video’s cute.

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23 (13) Sugababes – About A Girl

I was hoping this would be a cover of the Nirvana song. Instead it’s just generic crap. How sad.

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18 (11) Alexandra Burke feat. Flo-rida – Bad Boys

Leona-lite wails away about how exciting it is to be with bad boys… Yawn.

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17 (14) Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling

Hmm… starts off tedious and repetitive… and just gets worse from there.

“Let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, do it, do it.” No, let’s not.

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11 (6) JLS: Everybody In Love

X-Factor runner-ups from last year and, it’s at this point where I’d say how much I hate it, but as a basic popsong it’s not actually too bad. It’s got quite a well-structured tune, even if it doesn’t do anything to break new ground.

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8 (5) Cheryl Cole – Fight For This Loves

The Girls Aloud singer’s debut solo release and…. it’s very dull.

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4 (2) Black Eyed Peas – Meet Me Halfway

Meh.

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2 (1) X Factor Finalists – You Are Not Alone

Oh dear. Let’s all champion the dead paedo!

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1 Peter Kay’s All Star Band: The Official BBC Children In Need Medley *1st week at No.1*

Christ on a bike, this is fucking awful!! Peter Kay: Repeat DVD-releaser and general offender to all ears!

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Snoop Dogg: Gangsta Love
[Malice N Wonderland]

Nov 30th:

Basshunter – I Promised Myself
Chuckie & LMFAO – Let The Bass Kick In Miami Girl
Darin feat Kat De Luna – Breathing Your Love
David Gray and Annie Lennox – Full Steam Ahead
Detachments – Circles (7”)
Ella Chi – Gobstopper
Ian Brown – Just Like You
Ke$ha – Tik Tok
Kid Sister – Right Hand Hi
Lily Allen – Who’d Have Known
Mini Viva – I Wish
Newton Faulkner – Over And Out
Pixie Lott – Cry Me Out
Rhythms Del Mundo feat Killers – Hotel California
Snoop Dogg – Gangsta Love
Taio Cruz – No Other One
Young Rebel Set – Walk On

Dec 7th:

Ash – tba (7”)
Bandito – Rockin’ At The Disco
The Boy Least Likely To – A Fairytale Ending
Chris Brown feat Lil Wayne – I Can Transform Ya
The Count & Sinden – Strange Things / Elephant 1234 (12”)[Limited]
Enter Shikari – Wall
Frankie & The Heartstrings – Hunger / Fragile (7” )[Limited]
Frankie Goes To Hollywood – The Power Of Love
Green Day – 21st Century Breakdown
Mumford & Sons – Winter Winds (7”)
The Prodigy – Invaders Must Die / Thunder
Together – Hardcore Uproar 2009
Vice – Bounce

Dec 14th:

3OH!3 – Starstrukk
Backstreet Boys – Bigger
George Michael – December Song
Ian Carey – Shot Caller
Lykke Li – Possibility
Metro Station – Kelsey
Patrick Wolf – Damaris (7”)
Robbie Williams – You Know Me
The Saturdays – Ego
Sean Paul – Hold My Hand
Shakira – Did It Again
Taken By Trees – Anna
Vampire Weekend – Cousins (7”)
Whitney Houston – I Look To You
X Factor Winner – tba

Dec 21st:

Ash – tba (7”)

Dec 28th:

Chipmunk – Look For Me
Mr Hudson – Everything Is Broken

Coming soon:

75 Numbers – See Another Day
Aggro – Culo
A-ha – Shadowside
Alcazar – Burning
Amerie – Why R U
Basic Element – Touch You Right Now
The Big Pink – Velvet
Cherri V – Skool Daze
Daisy – Everytime
Daniela – Push It Up
Dolly Rockers – Boys Will Be Boys
Donny & Marie Osmond – Vegas Love
E-Type – Life
Elin Lanto – Discotheque
Eliza Lumley – Street Spirit
Esmee Denters – Admit It
Example – Won’t Go Quietly
Jem – I Want You To…
Jessie Malakouti – Standing Up For The Lonely [Nov]
Julian Casablancas – 11th Dimension
Kristinia DeBarge – Future Love
Liz McClarnon – Not In Love [Nov]
Matt & Kim – Daylight
Nicki French – Aint No Smoke (Without Fire)
Raygun – Waiting In Line
Roisin Murphy – Demon Lover
The Rumble Strips – Daniel
Seal – I Am Your Man [Nov]
Shena – Nasty Little Rumour
Shirley Bassey – Our Time Is Now
Sir Terry Wogan & Aled Jones – Silver Bells
St Winifred’s School Choir – There’s No-one Quite Like Grandma
Susan Boyle – Wild Horses [Nov]
Urbnri feat Shaun Ryder – Georgy Best
The Veronicas – Everything I’m Not
Wamdue Project feat Jonathan Mendlesohn – Forgiveness
Wilco feat Feist – You And I [Nov]

2010:

Alexandra Burke feat Ne-Yo – Good Night Good Morning
Alicia Keys – Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart
Ash – tba (7”) [4th Jan]
Cheryl Cole – 3 Words
Cold War Kids – Behave Yourself [18th Jan]
Editors – You Don’t Know Love [25th Jan]
Good Shoes – Under Control [4th Jan]
Jay-Z feat Mr Hudson – Young Forever [18th Jan]
Justin Bieber – One Time [11th Jan]
Kaskade vs Deadmau5 – Move For Me [4th Jan]
KCAT – Boys Don’t Cry [25th Jan]
Lightspeed Champion – Marlene (10”) [25th Jan]
Los Campesinos – Romance Is Boring [15th Feb]
Maps – Die Happy, Die Smiling [11th Jan]
McLean – My Name [22nd Feb]
Nadine Coyle – tba [Mar]
Owl City – Fireflies [Jan]
Paolo Nutini – 10/10 [11th Jan]
Rihanna – The Wait Is Ova
Seasick Steve – Never Go West [8th Feb]
Simian Mobile Disco feat Beth Ditto – Cruel Intentions [4th Jan]
Stereophonics – Could You Be The One [4th Jan]
Sugababes – Wear My Kiss [8th Feb]
These New Puritans – We Want War [11th Jan]
Toni Braxton – Yesterday [22nd Feb]

Top 75 ALBUM chart analysis :

This week there are new entries for :
• 1 Susan Boyle – I Dreamed A Dream
• 16 Rihanna – Rated R
• 17 Chris Moyles – The Parody Album
• 18 The Priests – Harmony
• 23 Mariah Carey – Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel
• 28 Janet Jackson – The Best
• 30 UB40 – Best Of Labour Of Love
• 31 Fron Male Voice Choir – Voices Of The Valley: Memory Lane
• 32 Enya – The Very Best Of Enya
• 38 Britney Spears – The Singles Collection
• 50 Camilla Kerslake – Camilla Kerslake
• 62 Scooter Under The Radar Over The Top

The top 10 goes like this :
• 1 Susan Boyle – I Dreamed A Dream
• 2 JLS – JLS
• 3 Black Eyed Peas – The E.N.D.
• 4 Queen – Absolute Greatest
• 5 Leona Lewis – Echo
• 6 Michael Buble – Crazy Love
• 7 Lady Gaga – The Fame
• 8 Snow Patrol – Up To Now
• 9 Robbie Williams – Reality Killed The Video Star
• 10 Will Young – The Hits

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Nov 30th:

Andrea Bocelli – My Christmas
The Band Of The Coldstream Guards – Heroes
Barry Manilow – In The Swing Of Christmas
Faryl Smith – Wonderland
Flo Rida – Flo Rida’s Hits
Il Divo – Live In Barcelona 2009
Neil Diamond – Cherry Cherry Christmas
Pope Benedict XVI – Alma Mater: Music From The Vatican
Rhydian Roberts – Our Homeland
Seal – Hits
Take That – The Greatest Day: The Circus Live
Westlife – Where We Are

Dec 7th:

30 Seconds To Mars – This Is War
Agnes – Release Me
Beardsmith [GMTV’s Number 1 Family] – A Family Christmas
Echo And The Bunnymen – Live At The Royal Albert Hall
Snoop Dogg – Malice In Wonderland
Timbaland – Shock Value 2
Twiggy Frostbite – Through Fire
Usher – Raymond vs. Raymond

Dec 14th:

Alicia Keys – The Element of Freedom
Chris Brown – Graffiti

Dec 28th:

3OH!3 – Want

Coming soon:

1 Giant Leap – What About Me?
Absent Elk – Absent Elk
Ace Of Base – tba
Alex Roots – Adrenaline Rush
Andre 3000 – tba
Annuals – Such Fun
Audio Bullys – Sunday Night Fever
Avril Lavigne – tba
Beastie Boys – Hot Sauce Committee Part 1
Big Boi – Sir Luscious Left Foot… Son Of Chico Dusty
Blondie – tba
Boom Bip – tba
Cajun Dance Party – tba
Captain – Distraction
Cassie – tba
Cat Power – Sun
Cherri V – Fast Cars Silk Sheets and Favourite Guys
Clipse – Till The Casket Drops
The Count & Sinden – tba
Courtney Love – Nobody’s Daughter
Dani Harmer – tba
Das Pop – Das Pop
Deftones – Eros
Delays – tba
Detachments – tba
Dolly Rockers – tba
Dragonette – Fixin’ To Thrill
Eminem – Relapse 2
Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Part Two: Return Of The Ankh
Eve – Flirt
Example – Won’t Go Quietly
The Faces – tba
Fields – Hollow Mountains
Findlay Brown – Love Will Find You
Five For Fighting – Slice
Hannah – tba
Helen Love – Stick It (f*** Off)
Ivyrise – Worldwide
Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong – Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong
Johnny Bennett – The Violet Hush
Julian Velard – The Planeteer
Kid British – It Was This Or Football: Second Half
Laura Critchley – Laura
Lifehouse – Smoke & Mirrors
Lil Wayne – Rebirth
Livvi Franc – Underground Sunshine
Lucky Soul – Dark Times Ahead
Luigi Masi – Save His Shoes
Macy Gray – The Gray Life
MadM (Melissa Auf der Maur) – Out Of Our Minds
Melanie B – Reimagined
Mpho – Pop Art
Nicole Scherzinger – Her Name Is Nicole
Operation Aloha – Operation Aloha
P Diddy – Last Train To Paris [Nov]
Panjabi MC – Indian Timing
Preston – Whatever Forever
Pretty Ricky – Eighties Babies
Propellerheads – tba
Raghav – Identity
Raygun – Raygun
Red Box – Plenty
Scarlet BLONDE – Acerbic
Stellastarr* – Civilised
The Troubadours – The Troubadours
Urbnri – Never Go To A Party With The ‘Ri
Way Out West – We Love Machine

2010:

Adam Green – Minor Love [Jan]
Aerosmith – tba
All Angels – Fly Away [11th Jan]
Alphabeat – The Spell [25th Jan]
Amy Winehouse – tba
Babybird – Ex-Maniac [Feb]
Basia Bulat – Heart Of My Own [25th Jan]
Bee Gees – Mythology: The 50th Anniversary Collection (4CD) [Mar]
Black Box – Greatest Hits [1st Feb]
Booty Luv – tba
Boys Like Girls – Love Drunk
Charlotte Gainsbourg – tba [Jan]
Christina Aguilera – tba
Cobra Starship – Hot Mess [18th Jan]
Corinne Bailey Rae – The Sea [1st Feb]
Crookers – Tons Of Friends [18th Jan]
David Bowie – A Reality Tour [25th Jan]
The Days – Atlantic Skies
Delphic – Acolyte [11th Jan]
Diana Vickers – tba
The Divine Comedy – tba
Doves – Best Of [Jan]
Dr Dre – Detox
Eels – End Times [18th Jan]
Ellie Goulding – tba
Erik Hassle – Pieces [15th Feb]
Esmee Denters – Outta Here [11th Jan]
Faithless – tba
Field Music – Measure [15th Feb]
Final Fantasy – Heartland [11th Jan]
Florence Rawlings – A Fool In Love [Jan]
Futureheaads – tba
Fyfe Dangerfield – Fly Yellow Moon [Jan]
Gary Numan – Prospects And Lies
Gary Numan – Splinter
General Fiasco – Buildings
Gil Scott-Heron – I’m New Here
Girls Can’t Catch – tba
Good Charlotte – Cardiology [Mar/Apr]
Good Shoes – No Hope No Future [18th Jan]
Groove Armada – Black Light [Feb]
Hot Club De Paris – tba [Feb]
The Hot Rats – Turn Ons [Jan]
Jack Savoretti – Harder Than Easy
Jay Sean – All Or Nothing [15th Feb]
Jennifer Lopez – tba
JoJo – All I Want Is Everything
Julian Perretta – Out Of My Head [Feb]
Juliana Hatfield – Peace And Love [Feb]
Kate Nash – tba
Keisha Buchanan – tba
Kylie Minogue – tba
Laura Veirs – July Flame [11th Jan]
LCD Soundsystem – tba [Mar]
Lightspeed Champion – Life Is Sweet Nice To Meet You [1st Feb]
Los Campesinos – Romance Is Boring [1st Feb]
LostProphets – The Betrayed [18th Jan]
The Magic Numbers – tba
Massive Attack – Weather Underground [Feb]
MGMT – Congratulations
Midlake – The Courage of Others [1st Feb]
Mini Viva – tba
Missy Elliott – Block Party [Jan]
Natalie Imbruglia – Come To Life [1st Feb]
Nelly Furtado – tba
Ocean Colour Scene – Saturday [1st Feb]
OK Go – Influence Of The Blue Ray Of The Sunlight & Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky [18th Jan]
Owl City – Ocean Eyes [Jan]
Patrizio Buanne – Patrizio
Peggy Sue – Fossils And Other Phantoms
R Kelly – Untitled [18th Jan]
Roots – How I Got Over
Rose Elinor Dougall – Without Why
Scissor Sisters – tba [Mar]
Shakespears Sister – Songs From The Red Room
Shania Twain – tba
Sharon Corr – tba
Skint & Demoralised – Love And Other Catastrophes
The Soft Pack – The Soft Pack [1st Feb]
Steve Mason – tba [Mar]
The Streets – Computers And Blues [Feb]
Sugababes – Sweet 7 [22nd Feb]
These New Puritans – Hidden [18th Jan]
Tom McRae – tba [Feb]
Toni Braxton – tba [1st Mar]
UB40 – Labour Of Love IV [Feb]
Vampire Weekend – Contra [11th Jan]
Yeasayer – Odd Blood [8th Feb]

Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2009.

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