65 (53) Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You

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This week: 4 new entries, 1 chart, 1 re-entering, 7 climbing, 1 not moving & 26 downers.
new entry re-entry climber faller non mover
CHART TIME !

(* – my current favourites)
(!!! – Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie want to hurl!)
( (R) – Repeat., ie. a re-release)

A brief analysis on the current chart situation…

    4 new, 1 chart and 1 re-entering and entries :

    • 3 Kasabian – Fire
    • 21 Pet Shop Boys – Did You See Me Coming
    • 28 Enter Shikari – Juggernauts
    • 31 Carolina Liar – Show Me What I’m Looking For
    • 36 (50 CH) Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up
    • 40 (57 RE) Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine

    so the following dropped out :

    • 40 Noisettes – Don’t Upset The Rhythm
    • 39 Escala – Palladio
    • 38 Alexander Rybak – Fairytale
    • 37 Miley Cyrus – Hoedown Throwdown
    • 35 Lady Gaga – Just Dance
    • 33 You Me At Six – Finders Keepers

    7 climbing :

    • 1 (2) Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow
    • 6 (12) Keri Hilson feat Kanye West & Ne-Yo – Knock You Down
    • 14 (26) Empire Of The Sun – We Are The People
    • 18 (19) Flo-rida – Suga
    • 19 (22) Deadmau5 & Kaskade – I Remember
    • 26 (31) Katy Perry – Waking Up In Vegas
    • 27 (30) Paolo Nutini – Candy

    1 not moving :

    • 5 Daniel Merriweather – Red

    and 26 going down. Big fallers include:

    • 37 (29) Star Pilots – In The Heat Of The Night

    New entries from No.41-75 :

    • 47 Gossip – Heavy Cross
    • 48 The Saturdays – Work
    • 55 Pussycat Dolls – Hush Hush
    • 69 Paul Van Dyk – For An Angel 2009
    • 74 Take That – Said It All

Of this week’s highlights and lowlights…

Kelly Clarkson: My Life
Would Suck Without You
[All I Ever Wanted]

65 (53) Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You

Mine wouldn’t if I didn’t have to hear this record.

This is teen pop pretending to be something better.

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Kings Of Leon:
Sex On Fire
[Only By the Night]

60 (52) Kings Of Leon: Sex On Fire

Great band. Not a bad track, either and great to see them at the top slot.Certainly more deserved than most things that get there.

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Lily Allen: The Fear
[It’s Not Me It’s You]

58 (45) Lily Allen – The Fear

“Look, my name’s Lily Allen. I’ve got a failed chat show and I can use the f-word in my songs, but hey, I’m on Myspace!”

Stupid mockney bint.

(sigh)

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Flo-rida: Right Round
[Mail On Sunday]

57 (46) Flo-rida – Right Round

Good God almighty, take an old Dead Or Alive classic and then just ramble a load of old shite over a backingbeat instead of writing any actual lyrics.

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The Killers: Human
[Day and Age]

45 (54) The Killers – Human

Sometimes The Killers’ music can be a bit samey, and this comes across as rather a carbon copy of ‘Read My Mind’ but it’salways listenable so this is worth hearing, but not Top 5 material.

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Lady Gaga: Just Dance
[The Fame]

41 (35) Lady Gaga – Just Dance

Mediocre pop.

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Ironik & Elton John:
Tiny Dancer
[Greatest Hits]

24 (16) Ironik Feat. Chipmunk & Elton John – Tiny Dancer (Hold Me Closer)

This is a totally dreadful mess and a destruction of the classic original. Hence, why the link for the video below is of the Elton John version.

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Pet Shop Boys:
Did You See Me Coming
[Yes]

21 Pet Shop Boys:
Did You See Me Coming

Catchy, but ultimately totally unfulfilling and not a patch on their glory years. What happened to them?

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Calvin Harris:
I’m Not Alone

17 (14) Calvin Harris – I’m Not Alone

Takes a while before it really gets going and even then it sounds rather derivative. I can’t work out why it’s No.1

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Lady Gaga: Poker Face
[The Fame]

12 (11) Lady Gaga – Poker Face

I’d probably poker in the face, but I wouldn’t choose to listen to this tedious excuse for music.

Note that the video link below goes via Youtubeproxy.com so you’ll be able to view the video from within the UK.

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Tinchy Stryder &
N-Dubz: Number 1
[Uncle B]

8 (4) Tinchy Stryder & N-Dubz – Number 1

Well, that was well-timed! Quite a catchy tune, too. Not really worthy of the top slot though.

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Dizzee Rascal: Bonkers

2 (1) Dizzee Rascal Feat. Armand Van Helden – Bonkers

Well, the song itself was tedious, but I came across this, obviously wrongly-credited, track and it cracks me up! It’s lazy as hell, but funny all the same.

And why are they singing about ‘knickers’? 😉

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Black Eyed Peas:
Boom Boom Pow
[The END]

1 (2) Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow *Back again at No.1 – why?*

Boom Boom Pow? More like Zzzz Zzzz Snore!

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New releases :All the new releases info comes courtesy ofHaven Forum.co.uk

    Pixie Lott: Mama Do
    [Turn It Up]

    June 8th:

      The Airborne Toxic Event – Happiness Is Overrated
      All American Rejects – I Wanna
      Basement Jaxx – Raindrops
      Bat For Lashes – Moon And Moon (7″)
      Cartridge – The Woods (7”)
      Chaka Khan feat Mary J Blige – Disrespectful
      Gathania – Blame It On You
      Lemonheads – I Just Can’t Take It Anymore
      Leona Naess – Leave Your Boyfriend Behind
      Mastodon – Oblivion
      Papa Roach – Lifeline
      Pixie Lott – Mama Do
      Rose Elinor Dougall – Start/Stop/Synchro (7”)[Limited]
      Shinedown – Second Chance
      Vagabond – Sweat (Until The Morning)
      VV Brown – Shark In The Water

    June 15th:

      Busta Rhymes – World Go Round
      Depeche Mode – Peace
      Filthy Dukes – Messages
      Gossip – Heavy Cross
      Jack Peñate – Be the One
      Jarvis Cocker – Angela (7”)[Limited]
      Kid British – Our House Is Dadless
      Kid Harpoon – Stealing Cars
      La Roux – Bulletproof
      Lenka – The Show
      Noisettes – Never Forget You
      Paloma Faith – Stone Cold Sober
      The Script – Before The Worst
      Soulja Boy – Kiss Me Thru The Phone
      White Lies – Death
      Wilco – Wilco (The Song)

    June 22nd:

      Defend Moscow – Die Tonight
      Florence & The Machine – Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
      Freemasons feat Sophie Ellis Bextor – Heartbreak Make Me A Dancer
      Rob Thomas – Her Diamonds
      Slow Club – It Doesn’t Have To Be Beautiful / Wild Blue Milk (7”)
      Wallis Bird – LaLa Land

    June 29th:

      Ali Campbell – Out From Under
      David Guetta feat Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over
      Jamie T – Sticks ‘N’ Stones (EP)
      Keri Hilson feat Kanye West & Ne-Yo – Knock You Down
      The Lonely Island – Like A Boss
      Saturdays – Work
      Silversun Pickups – Panic Switch
      Vogue – Twilight

    July 6th:

      Benassi vs Bowie – DJ
      Filthy Dukes feat Tommy Sparks – Messages

    Coming soon:

      AC/DC – Anything Goes / Big Jack
      Alcazar – Burning
      Alina – When You Leave [13th Jul]
      Anastacia – Defeated [Apr]
      Annie – My Love Is Better
      Bandito – Rockin’ At The Disco
      Basic Element – Touch You Right Now
      Billy Talent – Devil On My Shoulder [Aug]
      Bimbo Jones – And I Try
      Blackout Crew – Dialled
      Booty Luv – Say It [Aug]
      Britney Spears – Unusual You
      BWO – Right Here Right Now [Jun]
      Cahill – Sex Shooter [Apr]
      Carolina Liar – Show Me What I’m Looking For
      Charlotte Hatherley – Winter
      Chicane – House Arrest [Jun]
      Cutback feat Federal – Rock To The Rhythm [Apr]
      Daniela – Push It Up
      Deerhunter – Never Stops
      Detachments – Circles
      Dolly Rockers – Je Suis Une Dolly [20th Jul]
      Dolores O’Riordan – The Journey
      E-Type – Rain [Apr/May]
      Elin Lanto – Discotheque
      Elliott Minor – Discover (Why Love Hurts)
      Example – Girl Can’t Dance [Jun]
      Flo Rida – Jump It [Jul]
      Fragma – Memory
      Friday Night Posse – Before He Cheats
      Grace Jones – Love You To Life (12”)
      India Arie – Chocolate High
      Janelle Monae – Many Moons
      Jenny Jones – Don’t Walk Away
      Jonas Brothers – Paranoid
      Jordin Sparks – Battlefield
      Julian Velard – Love Again For The First Time
      Just Jack – The Day I Died [Aug]
      Kate Ryan – Ella Elle L’a
      Katy Perry – Waking Up In Vegas
      Kelly Clarkson – Already Gone
      Kelly Llorenna – Dress You Up
      Lady Gaga – Paparazzi
      Laura And The Tears – Love Live On!
      Laurent Wolf – No Stress
      Lazee feat Neverstore – Hold On
      Lonnie Gordon – Catch You Baby [20th Jul]
      M Ward – Rave On [Jun]
      Maria Lawson – These Walls
      Metric – Stadium Love
      MSTRKRFT feat John Legend – Heartbreaker
      Natalie Imbruglia – tba
      Natural Born Grooves – Candy On The Dancefloor
      Noisettes – Every Now And Then [Aug]
      Paloma Faith – New York
      Peacemakerz feat Danielle Senior – Take It To The Dancefloor
      Pixie Lott – Gravity [Aug]
      Platnum – Trippin’
      Private – My Secret Lover
      Razorlight – Burberry Blue Eyes
      September – When You Leave It All Behind [Jul]
      Shontelle feat Akon – Stuck With Each Other
      Slipknot – Sulfur
      Swingfly – Singing That Melody
      Tina Cousins – Sex On Fire
      The Troubadours – Gimme Love [10th Aug]
      Ultrabeat – Starry Eyed Girl
      The Veils – Three Sisters

Top 75 ALBUM chart analysis :

Paul Potts: Passione

    This week there are new entries for :

    • 1 Paolo Nutini – Sunny Side Up
    • 2 Daniel Merriweather – Love And War
    • 5 Paul Potts – Passione
    • 11 Diana Krall – Quiet Nights
    • 18 Eels – Hombre Lobo
    • 35 The Pretenders – The Best Of/Break Up The Concrete
    • 41 Rancid – Let The Dominoes Fall
    • 46 Taking Back Sunday – New Again
    • 49 Patrick Wolf – The Bachelor
    • 59 Dave Matthews Band -0 Big Whiskey & The Groogrux King
    • 70 Geoffrey Gurrumul – Yunupingu Gurrumul
    • 71 Elvis Costello – Secret, Profane And Sugarcane

Paolo Nutini:
Sunny Side Up

    The top 10 goes like this :

    • 1 Paolo Nutini – Sunny Side Up
    • 2 Daniel Merriweather – Love And War
    • 3 Eminem – Relapse
    • 4 Escala – Escala
    • 5 Paul Potts – Passione
    • 6 Lily Allen – It’s Not Me It’s You
    • 7 Green Day – 21st Century Breakdown
    • 8 Pink – Can’t Take/Missundaztood/Try This/I’m Not Dead
    • 9 The Prodigy – Invaders Must Die
    • 10 Lady Gaga – The Fame

New releases :All the new releases info comes courtesy ofHaven Forum.co.uk

Black Eyed Peas – The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)

    June 8th:

      Black Eyed Peas – The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
      Blackbud – Blackbud
      Chickenfoot – Chickenfoot
      Client – Command
      Crazy Arm – Born To Ruin
      Dave Matthews Band – Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King
      The Dead Weather – Horehound
      Faith No More – The Very Best Definitive Ultimate Greatest Hits Collection
      Just Jack – All Night Cinema
      Kasabian – West Rider Pauper Lunatic Asylum
      Koopa – Greatest Hits: Part One
      Lil Wayne – Rebirth
      Little Boots – Hands
      Maxwell – Black Summers Night
      Placebo – Battle For The Sun
      Sonic Youth – The Eternal
      Tony Allen – Secret Agent
      The Veronicas – Hook Me Up
      Wavves – Wavves

    June 15th:

      Ashley Tisdale – Guilty Pleasure
      Enter Shikari – Common Dreads
      Gary Moore – Essential Montreux
      George Harrison – Let It Roll: Songs By George Harrison
      Incubus – Monuments And Melodies: Greatest Hits
      Johnny Cash – Remixed
      Jonas Brothers – Lines, Vines & Trying Times
      Lemonheads – Varshons
      Queen + Paul Rodgers – Live In Ukraine
      Simian Mobile Disco – Temporary Pleasure
      Spinal Tap – Back From The Dead
      Voivod – Infini
      VV Brown – Travelling Like The Light
      Walter Trout – Unspoiled By Progress: 20 Years Of Hardcore Blues
      We Were Promised Jetpacks – These Four Walls

    June 22nd:

      Ali Campbell – Flying High
      Bjork – Voltaic (2xCD/2xDVD)
      Bombay Bicycle Club – I Had The Blues But I Shook Them Loose
      Chris Isaak – Mr Lucky
      Dinosaur Jr – Farm
      Dream Theater – Black Clouds & Silver Linings
      Future Of The Left – Travels With Myself And Another
      God Help The Girl – God Help The Girl
      Gossip – Music For Men
      Jack Penate – Everything Is New
      Lenka – Lenka
      The Mars Volta – Octahedron
      Regina Spektor – Far
      Soulja Boy – iSouljaBoy
      Tortoise – Beacons Of Ancestorship
      White Denim – Fits
      Wilco – Wilco (The Album)

    June 29th:

      All Angels – tba
      The Days – Atlantic Skies
      Ebony Bones – Bone Of My Bones
      Fields – Hollow Mountains
      Freemasons – Shakedown 2
      Kid British – It Was This Or Football
      La Roux – La Roux
      Matt Bianco – Hifi Bossanova
      Moby – Wait For Me
      Rob Thomas – Cradlesong
      Sarah McLachlan – Closer: The Best Of

    July 6th:

      Buffy Sainte-Marie – Running For The Drum
      Florence & The Machine – Lungs
      Jack Savoretti – Harder Than Easy
      Martina McBride – Shine
      Slow Club – Yeah So?

    Coming soon:

      1 Giant Leap – What About Me?
      30 Seconds To Mars – This Is War
      50 Cent – Before I Self Destruct [Jun]
      Absent Elk – Absent Elk [10th Aug]
      Ace Of Base – tba
      Aerosmith – tba
      A-ha – tba [Nov]
      Alexandra Burke – tba
      Alexisonfire – Old Crows/Young Cardinals
      Andre 3000 – tba
      Andrew Bain – Presents Modern Classics
      Annie – Don’t Stop [Sep]
      Annuals – Such Fun
      Arctic Monkeys – tba
      Asteroids Galaxy Tour – tba
      Audio Bullys – Sunday Night Fever
      Ava Leigh – Rollin’
      Avril Lavigne – tba
      Basement Jaxx – Scars [Sep]
      Beastie Boys – tba
      Big Boi – Sir Luscious Left FootÂ… Son Of Chico Dusty
      The Big Pink – tba
      Blondie – tba
      Boom Bip – tba
      Cajun Dance Party – tba
      Captain – Distraction
      Carolina Liar – Coming To Terms [27th Jul]
      Cassie – tba
      Cat Power – Sun
      Charlotte Hatherley – Cinnabar City [Sep]
      Chilli Gold – Waterfalls
      Chipmunk – I Am Chipmunk
      Clipse – Till The Casket Drops
      Colin MacIntyre – Island
      Corinne Bailey Rae – tba
      Cornershop – tba [Jul]
      The Count & Sinden – tba
      Courtney Love – Nobody’s Daughter
      The Crystal Method – Divided By Night
      Das Pop – Das Pop
      Deftones – Eros
      Delays – tba [Sep]
      Detachments – tba
      The Divine Comedy – tba
      Dizzee Rascal – Tongue N Cheek [Sep]
      Dolores OÂ’Riordan – No Baggage [24th Aug]
      Doug Walker – Fear Together
      Dr Dre – Detox
      The Dream – Love vs Money [13th Jul]
      The Duckworth Lewis Method – The Duckworth Lewis Method [Jun]
      Echo & The Bunnymen – The Fountain
      Elliott Minor – tba [Jun/Jul]
      Eminem – Relapse 2
      Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Part Two: Return Of The Ankh
      Eskimo Joe – tba
      Eva Peterson – tba
      Eve – Flirt
      The Faces – tba
      Fat Freddy’s Drop – Big BW
      The Fiery Furnaces – I’m Going Away [20th Jul]
      Final Fantasy – Heartland
      Five For Fighting – tba
      Fleetwood Mac – tba
      Frank Turner – Poetry Of The Deed [Oct]
      Frankmusik – Complete Me [13th Jul]
      Funeral For A Friend – Your History Is Mine: 2003-2009 [Sep]
      Good Books – Cry Of The Hunters
      Good Charlotte – Cardiology
      Helen Love – Stick It (f*** Off)
      The Hidden Cameras – tba
      Hockey – Mind Chaos [24th Aug]
      Holloways – Tales From The Tarmac
      Howard Elliott Payne – Bright Light Ballads
      Ian Brown – tba [Aug]
      Idlewild – tba
      Ivyrise – Worldwide
      Jamie Cullum – tba
      Jamie T – tba [Jun]
      Janelle Monae – tba
      Jay-Z – Blueprint III
      Jazmine Sullivan – Fearless [Jun]
      Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong – Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong
      JoJo – All I Want Is Everything
      Joss Stone – Colour Me Free [Jul]
      Juliette Lewis & The New Romantiques – Terra Incognita
      Kid Harpoon – tba [Sep]
      Klaxons – tba
      Laura Critchley – Laura
      Liam Frost – tba
      Lifehouse – tba
      Lisa Mitchell – tba [May]
      Luke Haines – Achtung Mother
      Macy Gray – The Gray Life
      MadM (Melissa Auf der Maur) – Out Of Our Minds
      Madonna – Greatest Hits [Sep]
      Maps – Turning The Mind
      Maria Lawson – Emotional Rollercoaster
      Mark Morrison – King of British R&B: The Best Of…
      Massive Attack – Weather Underground [Sep]
      Melanie B – Reimagined
      The Metaphors – London! Paris! New York! Rome!
      MGMT – tba
      Mika – tba
      Missy Elliott – Block Party
      Mr Hudson – Now I See
      Natalia – All Of Me
      Natalie Imbruglia – Come To Life [Jul/Aug]
      Nelly Furtado – tba
      Nicole Scherzinger – Her Name Is Nicole
      Noah & The Whale – The First Days Of Spring [Jun]
      OK Go – tba
      Operation Aloha – Operation Aloha
      P Diddy – Last Train To Paris [Sep]
      Paloma Faith – Do You Want The Truth Or Something Beautiful? [21st Sep]
      Paramore! – tba [Sep]
      Pixie Lott – Pixie [17th Aug]
      Pretty Ricky – Eighties Babies
      Propellerheads – tba
      Raghav – Identity
      Ricky Martin – Greatest Hits [27th Jul]
      Rihanna – tba
      Rinocerose – Futurino
      Rose Elinor Dougall – tba
      The Rumble Strips – Welcome To The Walk Alone [13th Jul]
      Sam Beeton – No Definite Answer
      Santana – Supernatural 2
      The Saturdays – tba
      Scarlet BLONDE – Acerbic [May]
      Sean Paul – Imperial Blaze [Aug]
      September – Can’t Get Over
      Shakira – tba
      Shania Twain – tba
      Skint & Demoralised – Love And Other Catastrophes [20th Jul]
      Snoop Dogg – Malice In Wonderland
      Stellastarr* – tba [Jul]
      Steve Appleton – When The Sun Comes Up [3rd Aug]
      Thomas Bromley – In It For The Moment
      Timbaland – Shock Value 2
      Tinchy Stryder – tba [27th Jul]
      Tommy Reilly –tba [Jun]
      Trashcan Sinatras – In The Music
      The Troubadours – The Troubadours [17th Aug]
      The Tunics – Somewhere In SomebodyÂ’s Heart
      The Twang – Not Tonight, It’s Monday
      UB40 – Labour Of Love IV
      Urbnri – Young Team
      Wallis Bird – New Boots [Sep]
      Whitney Houston – Undefeated
      Will And The People – tba [20th Jul]
      Young Jeezy – The Recession
      Zoot Woman – Things Are What They Used To Be [Aug]
      NOW 73 [20th Jul]

    Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2009.

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