22 Alanis Morissette – Everything

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This week: 12 new entries, 2 climbers, 1 non-movers & 25 downers.

new entry re-entry climber faller non mover
CHART TIME !

(* – my current favourites)
(!!! – Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie want to hurl!)
( (R) – Repeat., ie. a re-release)

A brief analysis on the current chart situation…

    12 new enties:

    • 32 Pete Doherty – Babyshambles
    • 23 The Charlatans – Up At The Lake
    • 22 Alanis Morissette – Everything
    • 20 Goldfrapp – Strict Machine
    • 19 Kasabian – Club Foot
    • 18 Joss Stone – Super Duper Love
    • 17 Method Man – What’s Happenin’
    • 12 Jay-Z – 99 Problems
    • 8 2play – It Can’t Be Right
    • 5 Avril Lavigne – Don’t Tell Me
    • 3 Morrissey – Irish Blood, English Heart
    • 1 Frankee – FURB (Fuck You Right Back)

    so the following dropped out :

    • 40 Kanye West – Through the Wire
    • 39 Tali – Lyric on My Lip
    • 38 Oceanlab – Satellite
    • 36 Outkast – The Way You Move
    • 35 Wolfman – For Lovers
    • 34 Narcotic Thrust – I Like It
    • 33 Auf Der Maur – Real A Lie
    • 32 Jamelia – Thankyou
    • 31 JC Chasez – Some Girls
    • 30 Tiesto – Love Comes Again
    • 23 HIM – Solitary Man
    • 22 Graham Coxon – Bittersweet Bundle of Misery

    2 climbers :

    • 6 (7) Anastacia
    • 36 (37) James Fox

    1 non-movers :

    • 9 Maroon 5

    and 25 going down. Big fallers include :

    • 7 (3) Natasha Bedingfield
    • 13 (5) Ronan and Leann
    • 16 (4) Keane
    • 26 (14) Gunther
    • 30 (13) Ash
    • 33 (20) Gabrielle
    • 35 (18) Lostprophets

    New entries from No.41-75. See who missed out this time round :

    • 41 Gomez – Silence
    • 58 Ebony Dubsters – Number 1 / The Ritual
    • 67 J Majik & Wickaman – Scooby Doo
    • 68 Peyton – A Higher Place
    • 75 Modey Lemon – Crows

Of this week’s highlights and lowlights…

Alanis Morissette: Everything
[So Called Chaos]

22 Alanis Morissette – Everything

Alanis’ first single in just under two years since while her last hit came in March 2002 (Hands Clean,making No.12), it was followed by flop Precious Illusions that August which could only reach No.52

Alanis was always best when she was at her angriest… which is why this one isn’t worth the bother.Sounds like she’s in love or got religion or something, and it makes for very bland listening indeed.

Goldfrapp: Strict Machine
[Black Cherry]

20 Goldfrapp – Strict Machine

Sounding like a single from the early 80s, I’m sure this has been used on a shampoo ad already.

It’s an exceptional piece of electropop, and one that’s more accessible than most of Goldfrapp’sprevious work.

Morrissey:
Irish Blood, English Heart
[You are the Quarry CD+DVD]

3 Morrissey – Irish Blood, English Heart

This is his first single since 1998’s Satan Rejected My Soul since the public rejected thatand it only made No.39 in January of that year.

Another political rant which takes a little while to get going, but once the whole thing finallygets into its stride, you could do with another verse or two to maintain the momentum, but…it ends. Hmm…

Overall, not a patch on some of his original solo stuff or The Smiths as he didn’t develop it longenough.

Frankee: FURB
(Fuck You Right Back)
[Good, Bad & Ugly]

1 Frankee – FURB (Fuck You Right Back) :O === *1st Week at No.1*

Following on from her apparent ex Eamon’s f-word-full single, we now have more of the same with exactlythe same backing music. Given her blanked-out performance on CD:UK this week, who’s going to be next at the top- Norman Collier?

This is the 4th new single to go straight in at No.1 in a row:

  • 1. Usher – Yeah!
  • 2. McFly – Five Colours in Her Hair
  • 3. Eamon – Fuck It
  • 4. Frankee – FURB (Fuck You Right Back)

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New releases :

    Muse: Sing For Absolution
    [Absolution]

    May 17th:

      411 featuring Ghostface Killah – On My Knees
      ABBA – Waterloo
      Barenaked Ladies – Celebrity
      Bikini Atoll – Cheap Trick
      Brand New – The Quiet Things That No-One Ever Knows
      Calling – Our Lives
      Cassidy featuring R Kelly – Hotel
      Cherry Falls – All My Sins
      Chikinki – Ether Radio
      Chingy featuring J Weav – One Call Away
      Corrs – Summer Sunshine
      Cribs – What About Me?
      Evanescence – Everybody’s Fool
      Feist – One Night
      Fraud – On To You
      Gladiator – Now We Are Free
      Haiducii – Dragostea Din Tei
      Hoobastank – The Reason
      Jaimeson featuring Terri Walker – Common Ground
      Jason Downs – Shut Up (Let’s Hook Up)
      Kurt Nilsen – She’s So High
      Lene Marlin – Another Day
      Marjorie Fair – Stare
      Method Man & Busta Rhymes – What’s Happening?
      Miss Kittin – Professional Distortion
      Muse – Sing For Absolution
      My Red Cell – In A Cage On Prozac
      Nick Drake – Magic
      NSM – Heat It Up
      PJ Harvey – The Letter
      Sarah Connor – Bounce
      Stands – Outside Your Door
      Sting – Stolen Car (Take Me Dancing)
      Story Of The Year – Until The Day I Die
      System Of Life – Luv Is Cool
      Veils – The Tide That I Left
      Vines – Winning Days
      Zena featuring Beenie Man – Been Around The World

    May 24th:

      Alarm – New Home, New Life
      All About Eve – Let Me Go Home
      Amy Wadge – Just In Time
      Barrelhouse Blues Orchestra – Jumping Jack Flash
      Blonde Redhead – Equus
      Deepest Blue – Is It A Sin?
      DJ Sharon O Love & 3 Elements – Fast Car
      Englebert Humperdinck – Release Me
      Features – A Million Ways To Sing The Blues
      Hope Of The States – The Red, The White, The Black, The Blue
      Hybrid – I’m Still Awake
      InMe – Faster The Chase
      Jagged Edge – What’s It Like
      Jimmy Johnstone & Shane MacGowan – Dirty Ole Town/Road To Paradise
      Jessica Simpson – With You
      Jet – Are You Gonna Be My Girl
      Jody Lei – Just The Music
      Junior Jack – Stupidisco
      Kelis – Trick Me
      Killers – Mr Brightside
      Kristian Leontiou – Story Of My Life
      Liars – We Fenced Other Gardens With Bones Of Our Own
      Mark Owen – Makin’ Out
      Morjac featuring Marly – You Never Know
      O-Zone – Mai-Ia-Hii
      Pop! – Heaven And Earth
      Sam & Mark – The Sun Has Come Your Way
      Scooter – Jigga Jigga
      Scout Niblett – Uptown Top Ranking
      Signum – What Ya Got For Me?
      Space – 20 Million Miles From Earth
      Supergrass – Kiss Of Life
      Thirteen Senses – Do No Wrong
      Twen2y 4 Se7en – Hide
      V – Blood, Sweat And Tears

    May 31st:

      3 Doors Down – Here Without You
      Beastie Boys – Ch-Check It Out
      D-Side – Pushin’ Me Out
      Datsuns – Blacken My Thumb
      Drowning Pool – Step Up
      Emma Bunton – Crickets Sing For Anamaria
      Faithless – Mass Destruction
      Flip & Fill featuring Karen Parry – Discoland
      Fountains Of Wayne – Mexican Wine
      Ian Van Dahl – Where Are You Now
      Kid Symphony – Never Been A Rockstar
      Lulu – Keep Talkin’ I’m Listening
      Mario Winans featuring Enya & P Diddy – I Don’t Wanna Know
      My Red Cell – In A Cage (On Prozac)
      Peter Andre – Insania
      Stacie Orrico – I Could Be The One
      Taz – Can’t Contain Me
      VS – Call U Sexy
      Yellowcard – Way Away

    June 7th:

      Angel City featuring Lara McAllen – Touch Me
      Black Eyed Peas – Let’s Get It Started
      Blazin’ Squad – Shorty
      Britney Spears – Everytime
      Candee Jay – If I Were You
      Candice – Hello
      Cornershop presents Bubbly Kaur – Topknot
      Fifth Avenue – Spanish Eyes
      Future Kings Of Spain – Venetian Blinds
      Kanye West featuring Syleena Johnson – All Falls Down
      Keyshia Cole featuring Eve – Never
      Loose Cannons – I Like It When Ya
      N*E*R*D – Maybe
      Sarah McLachlan – Stupid
      Scissor Sisters – Laura

    June 14th:

      Anastacia – Sick And Tired
      Belle & Sebastian – Wrapped Up In Books
      Ferry Corsten – It’s Time
      Five Star – System Addict 2004
      Javine – Best Of My Love
      Ordinary Boys – Talk Talk Talk
      Paul Weller – The Bottle
      Phixx – Wild Boys
      Rob Tissera & Vinylgroover – Stay
      S Club 8 – Involved
      Shonagh Daly – All I Want
      Styles & Breeze – You’re Shining
      Usher – Burn

    June 21st:

      Bellefire – You Were Meant For Me
      Beverley Knight – Come As You Are
      FYA – Too Hot To Handle
      Lemonescent – All Right Now/Bohemian Rain
      McFly – Obviously
      Rezonance Q – Sweetheart
      Speedway – In And Out

    June 28th:

      Air – Alpha Beta Gaga
      Kylie Minogue – Chocolate
      Lindsay Armaou – Innocence (What U Got)
      Mania – Looking For A Place To Go
      Nelly Furtado – Força
      Savana – Pretty Lady
      Will Young – Friday’s Child

    July 5th:

      Agnetha Fältskog – When You Walk Into The Room
      Blue – Bubblin’
      Busted – 3AM
      Hun – Gone Before It Happens
      Janet Jackson – All Nite (Don’t Stop)
      Kimberley Locke – Eighth World Wonder
      Shaznay Lewis – Never Felt Like This Before

    July 12th:

      Ash – Starcross’d
      Jamelia – See It In A Boy’s Eyes
      Michelle – Emotional
      Sugababes – Caught In A Moment

    Dates to be confirmed:

      Angel City featuring Lara McAllen – Touch Me
      Blink-182 – Down
      George Michael – Flawless (Go To The City)
      Hoobastank – The Reason
      Jamelia – See It In A Boy’s Eyes
      Jason Downs – Shut Up (Let’s Hook Up)
      Kristian Leontiou – Story Of My Life
      Nelly Furtado – Força
      N-Trance – I’m In Heaven
      O Zone – Mai Ai Hii (Dragostea Din Tei)
      Outkast – Roses
      Tommi – It’s Dat Choon

Top 75 ALBUM chart analysis :

The Streets:
A Grand Don’t
Come For Free

    This week there are new entries for :

    • 1 Keane – Hopes and Fears
    • 2 Streets – A Grand Don’t Come For Free
    • 37 Radiohead – Com Lag 2+2=5
    • 40 Killswitch Engage – The End of Heartache

Keane: Hopes & Fears

    The top 10 goes like this :

    • 1 Keane – Hopes and Fears
    • 2 Streets – A Grand Don’t Come For Free
    • 3 Anastacia – Anastacia
    • 4 Guns N Roses – Greatest Hits
    • 5 Maroon 5 – Songs About Jane
    • 6 Mario Winans – Hurt No More
    • 7 Joss Stone – Soul Sessions
    • 8 Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters
    • 9 The Shadows – Life Story
    • 10 Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand

New releases :

Ash: Meltdown

    May 17th:

      Ash – Meltdown
      The Charlatans – Up the lake
      Graham Coxon – Happiness in magazines
      Jermaine Dupri – Greenlight
      Gomez – Split the Difference
      Green Day – TBA
      Lenny Kravitz – Baptism
      Alanis Morissette – So-Called Chaos
      Morrissey – You are the Quarry
      Notorious B.I.G. – Duets
      Linda Ronstadt – TBA
      Gene Simmons (Kiss) – Assh*le
      The Streets – A Grand Don’t Come for Free
      Kathryn Williams – Relations
      Zucchero – Made of stars (the duets album)

    May 24th:

      Beenie Man – TBA
      Tony Bennett – Two For The Road
      The Cardigans – Long gone before daylight (US)
      Phil Collins – Love Songs
      The Corrs – Borrowed heaven
      Felix Da Housecat – Devin Dazzle And The Neon Fever
      Gabrielle – Play to win
      Jojo – Jojo (US)
      Avril Lavigne – Under my skin
      Mission Of Burma – ONoffON
      Slipknot – Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses

    May 31st:

      Cowboy Junkies – One soul now
      PJ Harvey – Uh Huh Her

    June 7th:

      Bad Religion – The Empire Strikes First
      Beastie Boys – TBA
      Angie Stone – 8 balls
      OST – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    June 14th:

      Faithless – No roots

    June 21st:

      Badly Drawn Boy – One Plus One Is One
      Kings Of Convenience – Republic of Tow

    June 28th:

      The Roots – Tipping Point
      Judakiss – Kiss of death

    July 12th:

      Fischerspooner – TBA
      Natalie Imbruglia – TBA
      Iggy Pop – A Million in Prizes

    July 26th:

      Luther Vandross – TBA

    August 9th:

      Richard Marx – My Own Best Enemy

    August 30th:

      Ray Charles – Duets
      Dannii Minogue – TBA

    TBA:

      50 Cent – TBA (Summer)
      A – TBA (April)
      Fiona Apple – Extraordinary Machine (July)
      Ashanti – TBA (Summer)
      Richard Ashcroft – TBA (early 2005)
      Babyface – A love story
      Backstreet Boys – TBA (late Summer)
      Anita Baker – TBA (late Autumn)
      Bananarama – TBA
      Beck – TBA (summer)
      Daniel Bedingfield – TBA (November)
      Bjork – TBA
      Bloodhound Gang – Heavy Flow
      Toni Braxton – TBA
      Foxy Brown – Ill Na Na II: The Fever
      Bryan Adams – TBA
      Mariah Carey – TBA (Autumn)
      Vanessa Carlton – TBA (early)
      Nick Cave – TBA (Autumn)
      Tracy Chapman – TBA (October)
      Chemical Brothers – TBA
      Cher – TBA (late Summer – rumored!)
      Neneh Cherry – TBA
      Chicane – Easy to assemble
      Joe Cocker – TBA
      Sheryl Crow – TBA
      Daft Punk – TBA
      Craig David – TBA
      Chris de Burgh – The Road to Freedom (Summer)
      Zach de la Rocha – TBA
      De La Soul – Art official intelligence
      Destiny’s Child – TBA (Autumn)
      DuranDuran – TBA (October)
      Eminem – TBA (Summer)
      Eurythmics – Be yourse lf tonight Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – In the garden Remastered Deluxe (includes Never gonna cry again) (September)
      Eurythmics – Peace Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Revenge Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Savage Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Sweet dreams Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Touch Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – We Too Are One Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Fatboy Slim – TBA
      Foo Fighters – TBA
      Garbage – TBA (November/2005)
      Delta Goodrem – TBA (August)
      Guns’n’Roses – Chinese Democracy
      Geri Halliwell – TBA (May)
      Hanson – Underneath
      Charlotte Hatherley (Ash guitarist) – TBA (Autumn)
      Lauryn Hill – Khulami Phase
      Jarabe De Palo – TBA (November)
      Elton John – TBA (October)
      Kevin Lyttle – TBA
      Mark Knopfler – TBA (October)
      Annie Lennox – Best of a diva (October)
      LL Cool J – Definition (early)
      Ludacris – Red Light District
      Madonna – American Life Club Mixes (Summer)
      Manic Street Preachers – TBA
      Manic Street Preachers – Everything must go (re-release with bonus Leaving The 20th Century dvd)
      Aimee Mann – TBA
      Ricky Martin – TBA
      The Matrix – TBA
      Christina Milian – It’s About Time
      Moony – Lifestories (re-issue)
      Alison Moyet – TBA
      New Order – TBA
      Nine Inch Nails – TBA
      Oasis – TBA (October)
      Oppera (Martika) – Violince
      Kelly Osbourne – TBA (November)
      P.Diddy – PD5 (Autumn)
      Pacifica (Fred Durst side project) – TBA
      Sean Paul – TBA (Summer)
      Laura Pausini – TBA
      P.G.R. – TBA (late Autumn) (I)
      Planet Funk – TBA
      Pras – Cold fire
      Prodigy – Always outnumbered, never outgunned (Summer)
      Q-Tip – Open
      Radiohead – TBA (early)
      R.E.M. – TBA (October)
      Red Hot Chili Peppers – TBA
      Dolores OÂ’Riordan – TBA
      Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones Singles 1965-1967 (Summer)
      Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones Singles 1968-1971 (Autumn)
      Rolling Stones – TBA (2005)
      Roni Size – Return to V (March/April?)
      Shaggy – TBA
      Shakira – Captive Heart (double cd set: one in English, one in Spanish) (Autumn)
      Sigur Ros – TBA (November/2005)
      Spice Girls – Greatest Hits (November)
      Spyro Gyra – Serious Fun
      Scott Stapp (Creed) – TBA
      Gwen Stefani – TBA
      Sum 41 – TBA (Autumn)
      System Of A Down – TBA
      Therapy? – TBA
      The Thrills – TBA (early 2005)
      U2 – Solar (late Spring/September)
      The Verve – Greatest hits (October)
      Pete Yorn – Live form New Jersey (2cd)
      Weezer – Blue album (reissue with 14 tracks bonus cd)
      Westlife – TBA (Autumn)
      Robbie Williams – Greatest Hits (late October)
      OST – Alexander The Great
      OST – The Aviator
      OST – Birth
      OST – Catwoman
      OST – I, Robot
      OST – Laws of attraction
      OST – Open range
      OST – Shall we dance?
      OST – Spiderman 2
      OST – Troy
      VA – Secret History (it will include a remixed version of Paul McCartney ‘s Temporary Secretary)

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