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This week: 13 new entries, 0 climbers, 2 non-movers & 25 downers.
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CHART TIME !

(* – my current favourites)
(!!! – Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie want to hurl!)
( (R) – Repeat., ie. a re-release)

A brief analysis on the current chart situation…

    13 new entries :

    • 35 Martin Solveig – Rocking Music
    • 31 Beta Band – Assessment
    • 26 Bellefire – Say Something Anyway
    • 25 Dido – Don’t Leave Home
    • 24 Snow Patrol – Chocolate
    • 18 Hilary Duff – Come Clean
    • 15 Janet Jackson – Just a Little While
    • 13 JC Chasez – Some Girls
    • 12 Joe – Rid With U
    • 11 Agnetha Faltskog – If I Thought You’d Ever Change Your Mind
    • 7 Wolfman – For Lovers
    • 2 D12 – My Band
    • 1 Eamon – Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) :O ===

    so the following dropped out :

    • 40 Basement Jaxx – Plug It In
    • 39 Kylie – Red Blooded Woman
    • 38 Blink 182 – I Miss You
    • 37 George Michael – Amazing
    • 36 The Ordinary Boys – Week In Week Out
    • 35 Beenie Man – Dude
    • 34 Pet Shop Boys – Flamboyant
    • 33 Nelly Furtado – Try
    • 31 Wiley – Wot Do You Call It?
    • 30 Fountains of Wayne – Stacey’s Mom
    • 27 G-Unit – Wanna Get To Know You
    • 26 Alicia Keys – If I Ain’t Got You
    • 22 Zutons – You Will You Won’t

    0 climbers : 2 non-movers :

    • 3 Rasmus
    • 4 Anastacia

    and 25 going down. Big fallers include :

    • 6 (1) McFly
    • 14 (9) Narcotic Thrust
    • 19 (10) Bouncey Knowles
    • 34 (28) Sharlene Hector
    • 36 (17) Big Brovaz
    • 38 (16) Michelle

    New entries from No.41-75. See who missed out this time round :

    • 51 The Stranglers – Long Black Veil
    • 59 Joy Zipper – Baby You Should Know
    • 60 Roni Size – Bambakita
    • 65 The Bronx – They Will Kill Us All
    • 68 Brockie/ed Solo – System Check

Of this week’s highlights and lowlights…

Sharlene Hector:
I Wish…

34 (28) Sharlene Hector – I Wish…

AAARRRGGGH!! I didn’t realise this was THAT song! It’s horrible! It’s sick-inducingat best, and I wouldn’t even take money from the gap-toothed hag, let alone the bottlesof Coke that she dishes out on the street – that she takes out OPENED from inside her handbag.

It’s too gross to even contemplate.

I hope when she reaches the end of the street that she has as much luck incrossing the street as the blonde did inFinal Destination(!)

Oh, and the B-side is a cover of Labi Siffre’s Something Inside So Strong.Well, yeah, black power. Right on, brother(!)

I’m feeling something inside so strong now, and it’s last night’s dinner!

Bellefire:
Say Something Anyway

26 Bellefire – Say Something Anyway

I wish they wouldn’t. Someone said they were the new Corrs, yet they’re justanother pedestrian girlband with nothing new to offer the world. And with thislow entry, they won’t be around for much longer.

Dido: Life For Rent

25 Dido – Don’t Leave Home

I wish she’d leave the charts. This is just as yawnsome as anything she’sever done.

Janet Jackson:
Damita Jo

15 Janet Jackson – Just a Little While

Just a dull and twee as almost anything she did during the 90s, clearly theact of getting a saggy tit out for the cameras didn’t help, but enough ofJustin Timberland…

The D12 World

2 D12 – My Band

Absolute crap rap, including overhyped Eminem, in which they just talk aboutthemselves. Yawn.

Eamon: Don’t Want You Back

1 Eamon – Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) :O === *1st Week at No.1*

What a complete waste of time this is. Like D12, this is uninspired rap, buthere with more f-words per minute than Goodfellas, which is the reason plentyof idiotic kids have bought it.

His apparent ex is releasing a “reply” single, “Fuck You Right Back”,which sounds exactly the same. When will the general public release theirreply, “Who Gives a Fuck?”

Why don’t he and D12 just rename their songs, “Let’s all be as stupid aswe possibly can because we’re all dull!”?

This is the 3rd new single to go straight in at No.1 in a row:

  • 1. Usher – Yeah!
  • 2. McFly – Five Colours in Her Hair
  • 3. Eamon – Fuck It

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New releases :

    Maroon 5:
    Songs About Jane

    April 19th:

      Armand Van Helden – Hear My Name
      Atlantic Dash – Leave It All Behind
      Bees – Wash In The Rain
      Black Devil – Disco Club
      Breed 77 – River
      Cathy Davey – Come Over EP
      Clams – Robert Johnson
      Coheed & Cambria – A Favor House Atlantic
      Dark Globe featuring Amanda Ghost – Break My World
      Earth, Wind & Fire – All In The Way
      Franz Ferdinand – Matinée
      Fraud – On To You
      Goldie Lookin’ Chain – Half Man Half Machine
      Grand National – Talk Amongst Yourselves
      Hal – Worry About The Wind
      Icarus Line – Party The Baby Off
      James Fox – Hold On To Our Love
      Jesus Jones – Culture Vulture EP
      Jolie Holland – Sascha
      Lasgo – Surrender
      Lucky Jim – You Stole My Heart Away
      Marillion – You’re Gone
      Maroon 5 – This Love
      Mendoza Line – Before I Hit The Wall
      Oceanlab – Satellite
      Phoenix – Run Run Run
      Pink – Last To Know
      Pure Reason Revolution – Apprentice Of The Universe
      Seafood – Good Reason
      Sia – Breathe Me
      Stills – Changes Are No Good
      Suzanna Dee – Stay
      Tezla – All Night
      Walkmen – Rat
      Willis – Take You High EP

    April 26th:

      3 Doors Down – Here Without You
      Alex Cartañá – Hey Papi
      Atmosphere – Trying To Find A Balance
      Bandits – No Shoes On My Feet
      Blakkat featuring Tyra – Another Woman
      Bloc Party – Banquet
      Boogie Pimps – Sunny
      Busted – Air Hostess
      Closer – Gossip
      David Byrne – Dialog Box
      DJ Sharon O Love & 3 Elements featuring Leilani – Fast Car 2004
      Dogs Die In Hot Cars – Godhopping
      Eyeopener – Open Your Eyes
      Fefe Dobson – Everything
      Force & Styles – Follow Me
      Gemma Fox featuring MC Lyte – Girlfriend’s Story
      Gladiator featuring Izzy – Now We Are Free
      Glitterati – Here Comes The Close Up EP
      HIM – Solitary Man
      Josh Martinez – Hard Fall
      Monkey Bars featuring Gabrielle Widman – Shuggie Love
      Nick Holder – No More Dating DJs
      Plummet – Cherish The Day
      Prince – Musicology
      Shaun M & Abandon – Another Man’s Language
      Sting – Stolen Car
      Streets – Fit But You Know It
      Twen2y4se7en – Hide

    May 3rd:

      Acoustic Love Experience – Painted Pony
      Ash – Orpheus
      Auf Der Maur – Real A Lie
      Baby Bash – Suga Suga
      Buddahead – When I Fall
      Charlatans – Up The Lake
      Christina Milian – Dip It Low
      Doop – Doop 2004
      Faultline – Wild Horses/Biting Tongues
      Gabrielle – Stay The Same
      Gomez – Catch Me Up
      Günther & The Sunshine Girls – Ding Dong Song
      Hybrid – I’m Still Awake
      Ingo & Eseni DJ – Scare Tactics/Drifting
      Keane – Everybody’s Changing
      Lostprophets – Wake Up (Make A Move)
      Natasha Bedingfield – Single
      Pete Doherty – Babyshambles
      Polyphonic Spree – Two Thousand Places
      Ronan Keating & LeAnn Rimes – Last Thing On My Mind
      Sarah Connor – Bounce
      Tali – Lyric On My Lip
      Tiësto feat BT – Love Comes Again
      Truth – Ready Now
      Von Bondies – Tell Me What You See

    May 10th:

      2Play featuring Raghav – It Can’t Be Right
      Alanis Morrisette – Everything
      ATL – Calling All Girls
      Avril Lavigne – Don’t Tell Me
      Fabolous – This Is My Party/Make You Mine
      Frankee – F.U.R.B. (F**k You Right Back)
      Goldfrapp – Strict Machine
      Jagged Edge – What’s It Like
      Jay-Z – Dirt Off Your Shoulder/99 Problems
      Joss Stone – Super Duper Love (Are You Diggin’ On Me?)
      Katy Rose – Overload
      Kevin Lyttle – Last Drop
      Method Man featuring Busta Rhymes – What’s Happenin’
      Morrissey – Irish Blood, English Heart
      Scooter – Jigga Jigga
      Zena featuring Beenie Man – Been Around The World

    May 17th:

      411 featuring Ghostface Killah – On My Knees
      Bikini Atoll – Cheap Trick
      Calling – Our Lives
      Cassidy featuring R Kelly – Hotel
      Chikinki – Ether Radio
      Corrs – Summer Sunshine
      Evanescence – Everybody’s Fool
      Fountains Of Wayne – Mexican Wine
      Jaimeson Featuring Terri Walker – Common Ground
      Marjorie Fair – Stare
      Muse – Sing For Absolution
      My Red Cell – In A Cage On Prozac
      Pop! – Heaven And Earth
      Vines – Winning Days
      Zero 7 featuring Sia – Sommersault

    May 24th:

      Deepest Blue – Is It A Sin?
      D-Side – Pushin’ Me Out
      Features – A Million Ways To Sing The Blues
      Flip & Fill featuring Karen Parry – Discoland
      Hots – The Red, The White, The Black, The Blue
      Jessica Simpson – With You
      Jet – Are You Gonna Be My Girl
      Kelis – Trick Me
      Mark Owen – Makin’ Out
      Morjac featuring Marly – You Never Know
      Sam & Mark – The Sun Has Come Your Way
      Signum – What Ya Got For Me?
      Supergrass – Kiss Of Life
      V – Blood, Sweat And Tears

    May 31st:

      Blazin’ Squad – Shorty
      Emma Bunton – Crickets Sing For Anamaria
      Faithless – Mass Destruction
      Ferry Corsten – It’s Time
      FYA – Too Hot To Handle
      Ian Van Dahl – Believe
      Kid Symphony – Never Been A Rockstar
      Lemar – No Pressure
      Lulu – Keep Talkin’ I’m Listening
      Peter Andre – Insania
      Speedway – In & Out
      Styles & Breeze – You’re Shining
      VS – Call U Sexy
      Yellowcard – Way Away

    June 7th:

      Black Eyed Peas – Let’s Get It Started
      Cornershop presents Bubbly Kaur – Topknot
      Fifth Avenue – Spanish Eyes
      Kayne West – All Falls Down
      Lemonescent – All Right Now/Bohemian Rain
      Sarah McLachlan – Stupid
      Scissor Sisters – Laura

    June 14th:

      Anastacia – Sick And Tired
      Belle & Sebastian – Wrapped Up In Books
      Five Star – System Addict 2004
      Javine – Best Of My Love
      Mario Winans – I Don’t Wanna Know
      Paul Weller – The Bottle
      Phixx – Wild Boys
      Shonagh Daly – All I Want
      Usher – Burn

    June 21st:

      Beverley Knight – Come As You Are
      Busted – 3am
      McFly – Obviously
      Rezonance Q – Sweetheart

    June 28th:

      Blue – Bubblin’
      Britney Spears – Everytime
      Kylie Minogue – Chocolate
      Mania – Looking For A Place To Go
      Savana – Pretty Lady
      Will Young – Friday’s Child

    July 5th:

      Janet Jackson – All Nite (Don’t Stop)
      Shaznay Lewis – Never Felt Like This Before
      Sugababes – Caught In A Moment

    Dates to be confirmed:

      Angel City featuring Lara McAllen – Touch Me
      Bellefire – You Were Meant For Me
      Blink-182 – Down
      George Michael – Flawless (Go To The City)
      Hoobastank – The Reason
      Jamelia – See It In A Boy’s Eyes
      Jason Downs – Shut Up (Let’s Hook Up)
      Kristian Leontiou – Story Of My Life
      Nelly Furtado – Força
      N-Trance – I’m In Heaven
      O Zone – Mai Ai Hii (Dragostea Din Tei)
      Outkast – Roses
      Tommi – It’s Dat Choon

Top 75 ALBUM chart analysis :

Diana Krall:
The Girl In The Other Room

    This week there are new entries for :

    • 4 Diana Krall – The Girl In The Other Room

Guns N Roses: Greatest Hits

    The top 10 goes like this :

    • 1 Guns N Roses – Greatest Hits
    • 2 Anastacia – Anastacia
    • 3 Usher – Confessions
    • 4 Diana Krall – The Girl In The Other Room
    • 5 Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters
    • 6 Norah Jones – Feels Like Home
    • 7 Maroon 5 – Songs About Jane
    • 8 Abba – Gold: Greatest Hits
    • 9 Katie Melua – Call Off The Search
    • 10 Rasmus – Dead Letters

The top 10 goes like this :

New releases :

The Beta Band:
Heroes to Zeros

    April 19th:

      Bjork – Singles
      Brandy – TBA
      DJ Jazzy Jeff – Hip Hop Forever 2 (US)
      The Farm – Spartacus (Reissue with another cd of b-sides and remixes)
      Jam & Spoon – Tripomatic Fairytales 3003
      My Friend The Chocolate Cake – Parade (Best of ) (AU)*
      Erlend Øye & VA – DJ Kicks
      Gianni Maroccolo – A.C.A.U. – La nostra meraviglia (I)
      Prince – Musicology
      Radiohead – Punch Up At A Wedding (AU)
      Supergrass – The best of Supergrass
      Trygunn (King Crimson) – Untune the sky (JP)
      Valentine – The most beautiful pain (JP)

    April 26th:

      The Beta Band – Heroes to Zeros
      Blueskins – Word Of Mouth
      The Calling – Two
      D-12 – D-12 World
      JC Chasez (‘N Sync) – Schizophrenic (UK)
      Chumbawamba – Un
      Agnetha Faeltskog (Abba) – My Coloring Book
      Diana Krall – The Girl in the Other Room
      Joey McIntyre (New Kids on the Block) – 8:09
      The Roots – The Tipping Point
      Rolling Stones – Singles Box V.1 (’63-’65) [1 of 3]
      Patti Smith – Trampin
      Donna Summer – The Journey: The Very Best of Donna Summer [Limited-Edition Deluxe Gift Box]
      Wiley – Treading On Thin Ice

    May 3rd:

      Michael Buble’ – Come fly with me (UK)
      Angélique Kidjo – OYAYA!
      Los Lobos – The Ride (US)
      Moob Deep – Americaz Nightmare
      Lamb – The Best of Lamb
      Ennio Morricone – Movie Masterpieces
      Pixies – Wave Of Mutilation (GH)
      Scorpions – Unbreakable
      Tears for Fears – Everybody loves a happy ending

    May 10th:

      Bond – Classified (JP)
      Gomez – Split the Difference
      Keane – Hopes and fears
      k.d. lang – Hymns From the 49th Parallel
      King Crimson – The Collector’s King Crimson Vol.8 (JP)
      Lenny Kravitz – Baptism
      Shaznay Lewis – TBC
      The Polyphonic Spree – Together We’re Heavy
      The Streets – A Grand Don’t Come For Free
      Truth (formely Truth Hurts) – Ready now

    May 17th:

      Ash – Meltdown
      The Charlatans – Up the lake
      Graham Coxon – Happiness in magazines
      Jermaine Dupri – Greenlight
      Green Day – TBA
      Alanis Morissette – So-Called Chaos
      Morrissey – You are the quarry
      Notorious B.I.G. – Duets
      Linda Ronstadt – TBA
      Gene Simmons (Kiss) – Assh*le
      The Streets – A Grand Don’t Come for Free
      Kathryn Williams – Relations
      Zucchero – Made of stars (the duets album)

    May 24th:

      Beenie Man – TBA
      Tony Bennett – Two For The Road
      The Cardigans – Long gone before daylight (US)
      Phil Collins – Love Songs
      The Corrs – Borrowed heaven
      Felix Da Housecat – Devin Dazzle And The Neon Fever
      Gabrielle – Play to win
      Jojo – Jojo (US)
      Avril Lavigne – Under my skin
      Mission Of Burma – ONoffON
      Slipknot – Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses

    May 31st:

      Cowboy Junkies – One soul now
      PJ Harvey – Uh Huh Her

    June 7th:

      Bad Religion – The Empire Strikes First
      Beastie Boys – TBA
      Angie Stone – 8 balls
      OST – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    June 14th:

      Faithless – No roots

    June 21st:

      Badly Drawn Boy – One Plus One Is One
      Kings Of Convenience – Republic of Tow

    June 28th:

      The Roots – Tipping Point
      Judakiss – Kiss of death

    July 12th:

      Fischerspooner – TBA
      Natalie Imbruglia – TBA
      Iggy Pop – A Million in Prizes

    July 26th:

      Luther Vandross – TBA

    August 9th:

      Richard Marx – My Own Best Enemy

    August 30th:

      Ray Charles – Duets
      Dannii Minogue – TBA

    TBA:

      50 Cent – TBA (Summer)
      A – TBA (April)
      Fiona Apple – Extraordinary Machine (July)
      Ashanti – TBA (Summer)
      Richard Ashcroft – TBA (early 2005)
      Babyface – A love story
      Backstreet Boys – TBA (late Summer)
      Anita Baker – TBA (late Autumn)
      Bananarama – TBA
      Beck – TBA (summer)
      Daniel Bedingfield – TBA (November)
      Bjork – TBA
      Bloodhound Gang – Heavy Flow
      Toni Braxton – TBA
      Foxy Brown – Ill Na Na II: The Fever
      Bryan Adams – TBA
      Mariah Carey – TBA (Autumn)
      Vanessa Carlton – TBA (early)
      Nick Cave – TBA (Autumn)
      Tracy Chapman – TBA (October)
      Chemical Brothers – TBA
      Cher – TBA (late Summer – rumored!)
      Neneh Cherry – TBA
      Chicane – Easy to assemble
      Joe Cocker – TBA
      Sheryl Crow – TBA
      Daft Punk – TBA
      Craig David – TBA
      Chris de Burgh – The Road to Freedom (Summer)
      Zach de la Rocha – TBA
      De La Soul – Art official intelligence
      Destiny’s Child – TBA (Autumn)
      DuranDuran – TBA (October)
      Eminem – TBA (Summer)
      Eurythmics – Be yourse lf tonight Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – In the garden Remastered Deluxe (includes Never gonna cry again) (September)
      Eurythmics – Peace Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Revenge Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Savage Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Sweet dreams Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – Touch Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Eurythmics – We Too Are One Remastered Deluxe (includes bonus tracks) (September)
      Fatboy Slim – TBA
      Foo Fighters – TBA
      Garbage – TBA (November/2005)
      Delta Goodrem – TBA (August)
      Guns’n’Roses – Chinese Democracy
      Geri Halliwell – TBA (May)
      Hanson – Underneath
      Charlotte Hatherley (Ash guitarist) – TBA (Autumn)
      Lauryn Hill – Khulami Phase
      Jarabe De Palo – TBA (November)
      Elton John – TBA (October)
      Kevin Lyttle – TBA
      Mark Knopfler – TBA (October)
      Annie Lennox – Best of a diva (October)
      LL Cool J – Definition (early)
      Ludacris – Red Light District
      Madonna – American Life Club Mixes (Summer)
      Manic Street Preachers – TBA
      Manic Street Preachers – Everything must go (re-release with bonus Leaving The 20th Century dvd)
      Aimee Mann – TBA
      Ricky Martin – TBA
      The Matrix – TBA
      Christina Milian – It’s About Time
      Moony – Lifestories (re-issue)
      Alison Moyet – TBA
      New Order – TBA
      Nine Inch Nails – TBA
      Oasis – TBA (October)
      Oppera (Martika) – Violince
      Kelly Osbourne – TBA (November)
      P.Diddy – PD5 (Autumn)
      Pacifica (Fred Durst side project) – TBA
      Sean Paul – TBA (Summer)
      Laura Pausini – TBA
      P.G.R. – TBA (late Autumn) (I)
      Planet Funk – TBA
      Pras – Cold fire
      Prodigy – Always outnumbered, never outgunned (Summer)
      Q-Tip – Open
      Radiohead – TBA (early)
      R.E.M. – TBA (October)
      Red Hot Chili Peppers – TBA
      Dolores OÂ’Riordan – TBA
      Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones Singles 1965-1967 (Summer)
      Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones Singles 1968-1971 (Autumn)
      Rolling Stones – TBA (2005)
      Roni Size – Return to V (March/April?)
      Shaggy – TBA
      Shakira – Captive Heart (double cd set: one in English, one in Spanish) (Autumn)
      Sigur Ros – TBA (November/2005)
      Spice Girls – Greatest Hits (November)
      Spyro Gyra – Serious Fun
      Scott Stapp (Creed) – TBA
      Gwen Stefani – TBA
      Sum 41 – TBA (Autumn)
      System Of A Down – TBA
      Therapy? – TBA
      The Thrills – TBA (early 2005)
      U2 – Solar (late Spring/September)
      The Verve – Greatest hits (October)
      Pete Yorn – Live form New Jersey (2cd)
      Weezer – Blue album (reissue with 14 tracks bonus cd)
      Westlife – TBA (Autumn)
      Robbie Williams – Greatest Hits (late October)
      OST – Alexander The Great
      OST – The Aviator
      OST – Birth
      OST – Catwoman
      OST – I, Robot
      OST – Laws of attraction
      OST – Open range
      OST – Shall we dance?
      OST – Spiderman 2
      OST – Troy
      VA – Secret History (it will include a remixed version of Paul McCartney ‘s Temporary Secretary)

Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2004.

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