Going in at No.1 is One Direction with Little Things, a song about their tiny penises. It’s crap.
You can hear some proper music here, from Richard Harris with Macarthur Park:
As such, Robbie Williams drops to No.6 with Candy, and it’s Dreadful with a capital D.
And the godawful Skyfall from Adele goes falls from No.4 to No.11. The film’s a duffer, too. (Click here for the review)
Meanwhile, there are new entries in the Top 40 for:
- 2 Bruno Mars – Locked Out Of Heaven
- 3 Little Mix – DNA
- 10 McFly – Love Is Easy
- 18 (139 CH) Ed Sheeran – Give Me Love
- 21 StooShe – Waterfalls
- 32 Lana Del Rey – Ride
- 37 Example – Close Enemies
- 59 (RE) Frankie Goes To Hollywood – The Power Of Love
- 64 (154 CH) The Rolling Stones – Doom And Gloom
- 1 One Direction – Take Me Home
- 2 Rod Stewart – Merry Christmas Baby
- 3 The Rolling Stones – GRRR!
- 6 Alfie Boe – Storyteller
- 10 Green Day – ¡Dos!
- 21 Soundgarden – King Animal
- 28 Christina Aguilera – Lotus
- 30 Deftones – Koi No Yokan
- 32 Steps – Light Up The World
- 37 The Weeknd – Trilogy
- 38 Foster & Allen – The Ultimate Collection
- 42 The Staves – Dead & Born & Grown
- 63 (104 CH) Crystal Castles – (III)
- 74 Elvis Presley – Prince From Another Planet
- 77 Brian Eno – Lux
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