Wildwood opens with the Dad (Jake Johnson – Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) of the family, telling his children the tale of a Alexandra, the dowager governess, and her despondent son, the details of which I won’t …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STREET FIGHTER (2026) in IMAX!
Street Fighter (2026) brings the gaming franchise back to the big screen, following the moderate success of the Mortal Kombat films, albeit with one that’s relatively plot-free. In Thailand, 1987, M. Bison (Dexter: Resurrection‘s David …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WHALEFALL!
Whalefall: I say, I say, I say, did you hear the one about the man who fell into a whale? That’s what happens to Jay Gardiner, played by Austin Abrams, who finds himself resident within …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NIGHTBORN!
Nightborn is a new horror movie that, albeit with a vastly different story, still gives me the same disturbing feelings that I got from last year’s Bring Her Back, with Sally Hawkins. For this one, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SOCIAL RECKONING!
The Social Reckoning is When Jeff Met Frances, and begins in 2019, when Facebook had 2.8 billion users and was worth $1 trillion! Jeff Horwitz (Jeremy Allen White – Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere) is …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRESSURE!
Pressure is a World War II drama, opening in 1944, with what looks like the calamity of a beach massacre, but was actually Exercise Tiger – a rehearsal for D-Day which all went wrong, resulting …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of OTHER MOMMY! (+ POST-CREDIT SCENE BREAKDOWN)
Other Mommy… well, it’s ‘Mummy’ in the UK, but anyway… Still, you soon learn that amongst the small main cast, whenever you see Jessica Chastain (Mothers’ Instinct) and she’s looking like she’s high on illicit …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (2026)!
Sense And Sensibility (2026)… # In El’s imagination, there is no complication, she dreams about Ed all the time, In her mind, a celebration, the sweetest of sensation, thinking he could be hers, In her …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ANIMALS on NETFLIX!
Animals… a rather odd title for a film about Ben Affleck‘s Mark Kimball, who’s finding it’s rather expensive to run for mayor in his city, but a situation develops where he’ll need even more, because …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MATCHBOX: THE MOVIE!
Matchbox: The Movie – A bizarre premise, but I felt if there’s anyone who can make it work, John Cena can… After an opening scene, set in 1997, during which Bill Camp pops up, because …
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