Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger is a documentary about one of the most overrated bands in the world. It takes in the reunion of brothers Noel Gallagher and Liam Gallagher, 16 years after they …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ONE NIGHT ONLY!
One Night Only is set in an alternate world where premarital sex is only allowed each year on August 7th (this film’s US release date), from 7pm until 7am the next morning. Good job it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BAD APPLES!
Bad Apples is likely to appear on your cinema screen after you’ve seen an advert for “Get Into Teaching”, at which point put-upon primary school teacher Maria Spencer (Saoirse Ronan – See How They Run) …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE INCOMER!
The Incomer is one of those films I knew nothing about until it appeared in the schedules, but it fitted in with my viewing plans and although I misremembered seeing Brendan Gleeson in the cast, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of COYOTE VS ACME!
Coyote Vs Acme is a film that’s had a long trek to get to the big screen, which feels almost as arduous as that experienced by Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of I WANT YOUR SEX!
I Want Your Sex… no, not yours… you smell like cooties… But about this film, it opens with Elliot Bell (Cooper Hoffman – The Long Walk) waking up at Erika Tracey’s (Olivia Wilde – The …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DE GAULLE: RESISTANCE!
De Gaulle: Resistance: Lizten verry carefully, I vil say zis only once! This is the first in a two-part tale of this biographical drama, each part running for nearly three hours – with the first …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RISE OF THE FOOTSOLDIER: RETRIBUTION!
Rise Of The Footsoldier: Retribution sees Pat Tate (Craig Fairbrass) return following 2023’s Rise of the Footsoldier: Vengeance, and after they killed his mate, he wants… can you guess? Yes, Retribution. Following a 1994 Bosnian …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOXIC: A FAIRY TALE FOR GROWN-UPS!
Toxic – frequently subtitled as A Fairytale for Grown-Ups – centres around alcoholic Raya (Yash – real name Naveen Kumar Gowda, but once dubbed himself Rocking Star Yash), who thinks nothing more than shooting people …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE DOG STARS!
The Dog Stars takes place in the wake of a flu pandemic that killed most of humanity, including all the antivaxxers who vote Reform UK. Set in 2035 – by which time most people already …
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