Hope is the name of the town in which this bizarre South Korean movie is set, and it has a very unwelcome visitor. Their first clue is a big, dead boar dumped in the middle …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FALL 2!
Fall 2 follows on from 2022’s original ‘Fall‘ movie, with Jax Hunter (Harriet Slater – Tarot) still grieving for the loss of her sister, Shiloh (Virginia Gardner), following the ridiculous shenanigans of that first outing. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA!
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma centres around Kris (Hannah Einbinder), who’s a she/they (what is THAT?), and who she makes films about “queerness”… what even IS that? Isn’t it just ‘gay’? Anyhoo, she’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of INSIDIOUS 6: OUT OF THE FURTHER
Insidious 6: Out Of The Further opens in Pittsburg, 1999, where Gemma comes home from school, her mum goes mad and offs herself in the bathroom… 20 years on, and Gemma (Amelia Eve – The …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DE GAULLE: LIBERTÉ
De Gaulle: Liberté is the second of this two-part saga – after De Gaulle: Resistance – picking up not too long after the first film ended, first taking the story on to 1943 Libya, where …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RUNNER!
Runner centers around former army chap and ex-alcoholic Hank Malone (Alan Ritchson – Reacher). The title should surely be Courier, since that’s his job, as he’s currently transporting a human organ from A to B, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RESIDENT EVIL (2026)!
Resident Evil (2026) reboots the videogame-as-movie franchise, after six hugely successful films from Milla Jovovich and Paul WS Anderson – most of which I’ve seen, and I particularly loved the last two in 3D, including …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRACTICAL MAGIC 2!
Practical Magic 2 comes 28 years after the original film, which I only saw for the first time just before seeing this, and it does seem an unnecessary sequel, but then at least it was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SHAUN THE SHEEP 3: THE BEAST OF MOSSY BOTTOM!
Shaun The Sheep 3: The Beast Of Mossy Bottom has a Halloween-like feel, given the forthcoming spooky season, but opens innocently enough, as the farmer, voiced by John Sparkes, fancies vet Nina Sosanya, and it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of OASIS: DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER in IMAX!
Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger is a documentary about one of the most overrated bands in the world. It takes in the reunion of brothers Noel Gallagher and Liam Gallagher, 16 years after they …
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