The Rip is the term given by cops to busting a stash house, i.e. a place where drug money is… well, stashed. As the film begins, Captain Jackie Velez (Lina Esco), has been killed, and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GIANT!
Giant has nothing to do with James Dean, even though he comes to mind whenever I see the title, but it tells the rise and rise of boxer “Prince” Naseem Hamed (Amir El-Masry – A …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HAMNET!
Hamnet: The first thing we’re informed is that the name Hamnet is interchangeable with Hamlet, but it’s not to be confused with Play School‘s Hamble. She was always the Chucky of the bunch. However, since …
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Labyrinth 40th Anniversary – The DVDfever Cinema Review – Jennifer Connelly, David Bowie
Labyrinth is out now in cinemas for its 40th Anniversary, and is a film I’ve never seen before, despite all this time, but like The Goonies, I figured that as it was getting closer to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BACK TO THE PAST!
Back To The Past takes us back in time 2000 years, when Jesus was a lad, along with Hong Siu Lung (Louis Koo, below, in the trailer thumbnail), when Qin ascended to the throne as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SONG SUNG BLUE!
Song Sung Blue sees Hugh Jackman taking a wide diversion away from big box-office superhero movies like Deadpool And Wolverine to play Mike Sandina, an 20 years sober alcoholic, who impersonates Don Ho on stage …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MARTY SUPREME!
Marty Supreme… when a film like this runs for two-and-a-half hours and basically tells someone’s rags-to-riches-type story, it’s also known as (a) a mini-series, and (b) when’s the intermission, so I can go and use …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ANACONDA (2025)!
Anaconda centres around a group of friends remaking the same-titled 1997 action movie, which I only got round to seeing in the last year or so for the first time, when it was on late …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SENTIMENTAL VALUE!
Sentimental Value sees Gustav Borg (Stellan Skarsgård – Dune Part Two) as a film director, who’s recently made a documentary, but now wants to direct a film, and wants daughter Nora (Renate Reinsve – A …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS!
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is the fourth movie in the franchise to grace cinema screens, albeit the first one I’ve ever seen. Preceeded by a forgetting 7-minute short, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome …
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