Runner centers around former army chap and ex-alcoholic Hank Malone (Alan Ritchson – Reacher). The title should surely be Courier, since that’s his job, as he’s currently transporting a human organ from A to B, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RESIDENT EVIL (2026)!
Resident Evil (2026) reboots the videogame-as-movie franchise, after six hugely successful films from Milla Jovovich and Paul WS Anderson – most of which I’ve seen, and I particularly loved the last two in 3D, including …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRACTICAL MAGIC 2!
Practical Magic 2 comes 28 years after the original film, which I only saw for the first time just before seeing this, and it does seem an unnecessary sequel, but then at least it was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SHAUN THE SHEEP 3: THE BEAST OF MOSSY BOTTOM!
Shaun The Sheep 3: The Beast Of Mossy Bottom has a Halloween-like feel, given the forthcoming spooky season, but opens innocently enough, as the farmer, voiced by John Sparkes, fancies vet Nina Sosanya, and it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of OASIS: DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER in IMAX!
Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger is a documentary about one of the most overrated bands in the world. It takes in the reunion of brothers Noel Gallagher and Liam Gallagher, 16 years after they …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ONE NIGHT ONLY!
One Night Only is set in an alternate world where premarital sex is only allowed each year on August 7th (this film’s US release date), from 7pm until 7am the next morning. Good job it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BAD APPLES!
Bad Apples is likely to appear on your cinema screen after you’ve seen an advert for “Get Into Teaching”, at which point put-upon primary school teacher Maria Spencer (Saoirse Ronan – See How They Run) …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE INCOMER!
The Incomer is one of those films I knew nothing about until it appeared in the schedules, but it fitted in with my viewing plans and although I misremembered seeing Brendan Gleeson in the cast, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of COYOTE VS ACME!
Coyote Vs Acme is a film that’s had a long trek to get to the big screen, which feels almost as arduous as that experienced by Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of I WANT YOUR SEX!
I Want Your Sex… no, not yours… you smell like cooties… But about this film, it opens with Elliot Bell (Cooper Hoffman – The Long Walk) waking up at Erika Tracey’s (Olivia Wilde – The …
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