They Will Kill You opens with Asia Reaves (Zazie Beetz – Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die) on the run with her sister, Maria, away from their abusive dad, but getting separated to the point …
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Stand By Me 40th Anniversary – The DVDfever Cinema Review – A spellbinding first-time experience!
Stand By Me is one of those films I’ve somehow not got round to seeing until now, when it’s been projected onto the big screen for its 40th Anniversary, and what a spellbinding experience! At …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE MAGIC FARAWAY TREE!
The Magic Faraway Tree is an Enid Blyton novel, obviously updated a bit for the big screen, given how Claire Foy (H Is For Hawk), as Polly Thompson, is a “fridge designer”, yet stupidly quits …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE DRAMA!
The Drama centres around young couple Emma (Zendaya – Challengers) and Charlie (Robert Pattinson – Mickey 17), who are planning to get married, with both talking to their respective best friends – Rachel (Alana Haim …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of APNAS!
Apnas opens with arguments in Pakisani households, and everyone acting like children. Amongst them, Majid (Asim Ashraf) – now a hot-headed twat, calling himself MK, who has had a lifelong sibling rivalry with cousin Awais …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of OUTCOME on APPLE TV!
Outcome centres around Reef Hawk (Keanu Reeves – Good Fortune), a former child movie and TV star, who’s now an adult, and took the last five years off, due to a heroin addiction he’s not …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FUZE!
Fuze… Danger UXB! IT’s a World War II bomb! And since it’s taking place in a building site, there’s a fair amount of workspace for Major Will Tranter (Aaron Taylor-Johnson – 28 Years Later) and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of UNDERTONE!
Undertone centres around Evy (Nina Kiri) and Justin (Adam DiMarco – Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen), spending several weeks recording a podcast, which is basically just listening to weird audio, often with backwards …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE COPENHAGEN TEST on CHANNEL 4!
The Copenhagen Test is the latest import to make the transmission to primetime UK telly, given all the budget cuts. In a long-ago Call Of Duty-style Belarus mission out in the field, Alexander Hale (Simu …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE!
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here, and as well as being bereft of creativity, just saying “Well, it’ll make over $1bn like the last one” is not any form of excuse, since that just …
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