Wicker… Alan Whicker… No, not quite, but in a medieval-set film without any actual character names, The Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman – Wicked Little Letters) is the only female in the village who can’t find a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WILD HORSE NINE!
Wild Horse Nine comes from writer/director Martin McDonagh, so after the likes of In Bruges, The Banshees Of Inisherin, and Seven Psychopaths, you know you’re in safe hands. NOTE: I *will* mention a key aspect …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CLAYFACE!
Clayface attempts to help shoot some life into James Gunn‘s rebooted DC Universe after the box-office bomb that was the terrible Supergirl movie, earlier this year. After unwisely doing the horizontal mambo with mafia-type Markos …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ALI G: WHO IZ I?
Ali G: Who Iz I? brings Sacha Baron Cohen‘s character back to the big screen, for the first time in almost 25 years, which had a very quick cinema run before moving to Amazon Prime …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRIMETIME!
Primetime sees Robert Pattinson (The Odyssey) at the top of his game in a dramatised film about journalist Chris Hansen, who began hosting To Catch a Predator in 2006. The opening is the best part …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WILDWOOD!
Wildwood opens with the Dad (Jake Johnson – Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) of the family, telling his children the tale of a Alexandra, the dowager governess, and her despondent son, the details of which I won’t …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STREET FIGHTER (2026) in IMAX!
Street Fighter (2026) brings the gaming franchise back to the big screen, following the moderate success of the Mortal Kombat films, albeit with one that’s relatively plot-free. In Thailand, 1987, M. Bison (Dexter: Resurrection‘s David …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WHALEFALL!
Whalefall: I say, I say, I say, did you hear the one about the man who fell into a whale? That’s what happens to Jay Gardiner, played by Austin Abrams, who finds himself resident within …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NIGHTBORN!
Nightborn is a new horror movie that, albeit with a vastly different story, still gives me the same disturbing feelings that I got from last year’s Bring Her Back, with Sally Hawkins. For this one, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SOCIAL RECKONING!
The Social Reckoning is When Jeff Met Frances, and begins in 2019, when Facebook had 2.8 billion users and was worth $1 trillion! Jeff Horwitz (Jeremy Allen White – Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere) is …
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