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The Salt Path is the name given for the South West Coast Path National Trail, running for a total of 630 miles. As we first meet long-married couple Raynor (Gillian Anderson – The Crown Season …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND!
The Ballad of Wallis Island sees the rather eccentric Charles Heath (Tim Key – Mickey 17) – and the biggest fan of former folk rock group McGwyer Mortimer’s Herb McGwyer (Tom Basden – Man Vs …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ECHO VALLEY on APPLE TV+!
Echo Valley finds divorced Kate Garretson (Julianne Moore – Sirens) with fiduciary issues, needing $9000 for a new roof on her stable, and having to ask ex-husband Richard (Kyle MacLachlan, sadly in just the one …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BALLERINA!
Ballerina…. “From The World Of John Wick“, just to hammer home to casual cinemagoers of this film’s origins, just so no-one thinks this is a two-hour movie about ballet. After a situation right at the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of KARATE KID LEGENDS! (inc. Mid-Credits Scene breakdown)
Karate Kid Legends starts off with a legacy scene of Daniel and Miyagi (Pat Morita having passed away in 2005), from The Karate Kid Part II, stating it’s 1986, even though while that film was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE RITUAL!
The Ritual is proof that if you’re going to make any sort of film about an exorcism, then stop: It was done best in 1973, with The Exorcist, especially in its Director’s Cut form. This …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HALLOW ROAD!
Hallow Road opens with concerned parents Maddie (Rosamund Pike – Saltburn) and Frank (Matthew Rhys – Saturday Night) receiving an anxious call from their daughter, Alice (Megan McDonnell), who’s in her car, thinks she might’ve …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANGEROUS ANIMALS!
Dangerous Animals is a thriller, in which we see an unhinged Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney) taking holidaygoers swimming with sharks, in a metal cage… the people are in the cage, not the sharks, of course. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME!
The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LILO AND STITCH IN 3D!
Lilo And Stitch does have a plot, of sorts, to it, but it doesn’t amount to much. It’s safe to say that Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders), aka ‘626’, is a genetic experiment with destructive …
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