Verity… Verity Crawford. Played by Anne Hathaway (The End Of Oak Street), she’s ended up in a catatonic state after a boaking accident in the lake behind their home, results in the death of Harper, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DIGGER in IMAX!
Digger… This looked great from the trailers, but there’s something we weren’t told in advance – which is partly what nuked this film, and I will go into this in the film, so if you …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HEART OF THE BEAST!
Heart of the Beast is mostly a two-hander, where, around this time of night, retired Special Forces Green Beret, James Belmont (Brad Pitt – F1: The Movie) and his canine companion, Odin, are out and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HOPE!
Hope is the name of the town in which this bizarre South Korean movie is set, and it has a very unwelcome visitor. Their first clue is a big, dead boar dumped in the middle …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FALL 2!
Fall 2 follows on from 2022’s original ‘Fall‘ movie, with Jax Hunter (Harriet Slater – Tarot) still grieving for the loss of her sister, Shiloh (Virginia Gardner), following the ridiculous shenanigans of that first outing. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA!
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma centres around Kris (Hannah Einbinder), who’s a she/they (what is THAT?), and who she makes films about “queerness”… what even IS that? Isn’t it just ‘gay’? Anyhoo, she’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of INSIDIOUS 6: OUT OF THE FURTHER
Insidious 6: Out Of The Further opens in Pittsburg, 1999, where Gemma comes home from school, her mum goes mad and offs herself in the bathroom… 20 years on, and Gemma (Amelia Eve – The …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DE GAULLE: LIBERTÉ
De Gaulle: Liberté is the second of this two-part saga – after De Gaulle: Resistance – picking up not too long after the first film ended, first taking the story on to 1943 Libya, where …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RUNNER!
Runner centers around former army chap and ex-alcoholic Hank Malone (Alan Ritchson – Reacher). The title should surely be Courier, since that’s his job, as he’s currently transporting a human organ from A to B, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RESIDENT EVIL (2026)!
Resident Evil (2026) reboots the videogame-as-movie franchise, after six hugely successful films from Milla Jovovich and Paul WS Anderson – most of which I’ve seen, and I particularly loved the last two in 3D, including …
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