Hoppers is a new Disney/Pixar animation,which opens with young Mabel in Beaverton, who enjoying spending time with her grandmother in the local forest glade, and all the nature that surrounds them. Alas, fast-forward ten years, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CHARLI XCX’S THE MOMENT!
The Moment sees popular music singer Charli XCX playing a slight fictionalised version of herself. It’s September 2024, she’s just had a “Brat summer” – which I understand relates to her album of the same …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE!
Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die has one ace up its sleeve, in that if anyone’s going to come from the future to try and save the world, it’s Sam Rockwell (The Bad Guys 2), …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STITCH HEAD!
Stitch Head is the titular character voiced by Asa Butterfield (Journey’s End), as one of the many creations put together by mad Professor…. er… Professor. They haven’t created a name for him, but he’s voiced …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WHISTLE!
Whistle brings us an emo Dafne Keen (Deadpool And Wolverine IMAX 3D) as high school student Chrys Willet, named after the chrysanthemum, in a film that’s a bit like Smile and Smile 2, in that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCARE OUT!
Scare Out is a Chinese movie which opens with a hi-tech action scene, as cops are following delivery guy, his package suspected to contain chemicals, and he may also be carrying something in his stomach… …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CRIME 101!
Crime 101 is so-called because a number of crimes are taking place along the 101 Highway, primarily by Thor (Chris Hemsworth – Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga), who works for Nick Nolte (Angel Has Fallen), …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NO OTHER CHOICE!
No Other Choice centres around Man-su (Lee Byung-hun – Squid Game), a man in a middle-aged crisis, where he has a big house and a great job, but now his company, Solar Paper, has been …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MARKIPLIER’S IRON LUNG!
Iron Lung is a new film based upon the videogame of the same name – which I haven’t played, and is written, directed and has its lead actor as Mark Fischbach – aka Markiplier – …
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Little Amélie or the Character of Rain – BEST FILM OF 2026 SO FAR!
Little Amélie or the Character of Rain centres around the titular girl, opening with her explaining that she was born, she thought she was a God, assuming centuries have passed since her birth before she …
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