The Odyssey is Christopher Nolan‘s latest cinematic opus, coming three years after Oppenheimer – but with no twinned competition as there was in Barbenheimer, and after seeing Ellen Page 2026 was cast in this film, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of EVIL DEAD BURN!
Evil Dead Burn opens with a man finding the way to kill the evil that causes all the problems in this film series (other than the crap scripts and direction), and hides the proof behind …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MOANA!
Moana…. (Live Action), the BBFC title card proudly boasts, even though ten years after the 2016 CGI movie, we now have a near-shot-for-shot remake movie with… lots of CGI. Genius, Disney! However, I’m largely unfamiliar …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ALPHA!
Alpha is a new Bollywood film with a rather elongated backstory to get through, but then these films always go on for 2-3 hours, albeit being champions for retaining the intermission… Christopher Nolan take note! …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE INVITE!
The Invite is based upon a 2020 Spanish film, The People Upstairs, aka Sentimental, by Cesc Gay, and touches on the touchy subject of wife-swapping. Joe’s (Seth Rogen – Good Fortune) a music teacher, who …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NIGHT AND DAY!
Night And Day… billed as “Virginia Woolf’s Night & Day” in this film (but apostrophes and ampersands are not SEO-friendly), centres around Haley Bennett (Hillbilly Elegy) as budding astronomer Katharine Hilbery, but in 1910 London, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JACKASS: BEST AND LAST!
Jackass: Best And Last is the supposed swansong for the MTV show, followed by a film series, after 25 years of the group doing stupid stunts that you are warned NOT to recreate, and that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SUPERGIRL!
Supergirl: Direction. Script. Whatever. Yes, “Truth. Justice. Whatever.” is this film’s tagline, but whereas the first film had James Gunn on both of the two main duties for Superman 2025, and this one replaces them, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS!
Lesbian Space Princess centres around introverted lesbian Saira (Shabana Azeez), a princess from Klitopia, who adores girlfriend Kiki (Bernie Van Tiel – Class Of 07), but it’s no longer reciprocated, and the latter wants to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LITTLE BROTHER on NETFLIX!
Little Brother is a bit like ’80s comedy Twins, except that the two leads were never actually related, but you’ll get the idea about this mismatch comedy, where Rudd Landy (John Cena – Heads Of …
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