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Mufasa: The Lion King is here, because Disney are desperate for a hit. Wish flopped, and Snow White is going to bomb big-time in March, since Snow White was a woman “whose skin was as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BACK IN ACTION on Netflix!
Back In Action centres around two former CIA operatives who went rogue, 15 years earlier, after ensuring some bad guys didn’t get a cyberterrorist weapon called The Key – in a reasonably engaging opening scene …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NOSFERATU!
Nosferatu opens with Ellen Hutter (Lily-Rose Depp) inadvertently waking up local oddity Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgård – The Crow (2024)), not directly, but simply complaining about being lonely, which he picks up from a distance …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BABYGIRL!
Babygirl opens with the sound of moaning… No, it’s not Nicole Kidman – as Roma – doing the do, but me complaining about yet another cinema movie being shot in 2.00:1, the aspect ratio that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A REAL PAIN!
A Real Pain is a comedy/drama which has taken almost a year to reach UK cinemas since it first premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2024. The two leads – Benji (Kieran Culkin – …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MARIA!
# Mariaaaaaa! I just watched a film called Mariaaaaaa! # This new movie goes into the final week of the life of Opera sensation Maria Callas, before she passed away on September 16th 1977, at …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BANK OF DAVE 2: THE LOAN RANGER!
Bank Of Dave 2: The Loan Ranger comes with a warning… The first voice and face you see and hear belongs to that of major UK irritant Alison Hammond. She appeared on Big Brother 3, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BETTER MAN!
Better Man shows us Robbie Williams as he sees himself, a CGI monkey, because he never felt like he’d fully evolved. The film starts off in 1982, singing along to Frank Sinatra on the TV …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3!
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 is, as the title would suggest, a tertiary trip to Green Hills, in a movie franchise which has bucked the trend for most videogames-turned-big-screen-experiences, taking far more than its Christmas competitor, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WALLACE AND GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL!
Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl sees Feathers McGraw is back – saying as little as ever – even cricking his neck while in jail, alongside spoof Cape Fear music while he does pull-ups like …
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