Back To The Past takes us back in time 2000 years, when Jesus was a lad, along with Hong Siu Lung (Louis Koo, below, in the trailer thumbnail), when Qin ascended to the throne as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SONG SUNG BLUE!
Song Sung Blue sees Hugh Jackman taking a wide diversion away from big box-office superhero movies like Deadpool And Wolverine to play Mike Sandina, an 20 years sober alcoholic, who impersonates Don Ho on stage …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MARTY SUPREME!
Marty Supreme… when a film like this runs for two-and-a-half hours and basically tells someone’s rags-to-riches-type story, it’s also known as (a) a mini-series, and (b) when’s the intermission, so I can go and use …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ANACONDA (2025)!
Anaconda centres around a group of friends remaking the same-titled 1997 action movie, which I only got round to seeing in the last year or so for the first time, when it was on late …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SENTIMENTAL VALUE!
Sentimental Value sees Gustav Borg (Stellan Skarsgård – Dune Part Two) as a film director, who’s recently made a documentary, but now wants to direct a film, and wants daughter Nora (Renate Reinsve – A …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS!
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is the fourth movie in the franchise to grace cinema screens, albeit the first one I’ve ever seen. Preceeded by a forgetting 7-minute short, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE HOUSEMAID!
The Housemaid is the job chosen by Millie Calloway (Sydney Sweeney – brilliant in the recent Christy), for which she goes for her job interview while wearing glasses, to pretend she looks learned – as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FACKHAM HALL!
Fackham Hall, set in 1931, is the Downton Abbey spoof that no-one asked for, and with Jimmy Carr‘s name attached to it as the writer, even though there’s a total of FIVE people who put …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in IMAX 3D!
Avatar: Fire And Ash: It’s a fucking waste of time! in fact, with No.2 being about water, and No.3 being about fire, are 4 and 5 about Earth & Wind? When those come, we can …
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The Big Blue Version Longue on 4K Blu-ray Steelbook – The DVDfever Review – Rosanna Arquette
The Big Blue is out now on 4K Steelbook, and while both versions are included here, it’s the Version Longue which is director Luc Besson’s definitive version about the timeless, magical, mysterious sea – a …
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