Masters Of The Universe poses an important question: Who the fuck is asking for a He-Man movie in 2026?? Well, clearly, someone thought this film could follow the fortunes of How To Train Your Dragon, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of POWER BALLAD!
Power Ballad centres around Rick Power (Paul Rudd – Anaconda), frontman for wedding singer band Bride & Groove, and a famous pop star, Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas – Chaos Walking), the character name for whom …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BACKROOMS!
Backrooms takes place in 1990, based on a series of short films made since 2022 by the director, Kane Parsons, which might not sound there’s a lot to it, as the protagonist – Clark (Chiwetel …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FINDING EMILY!
Finding Emily does what it says on the tin when Manchester University employee Owen (Spike Fearn – Ella McCay) chances across ‘Fairy Emily’ (Sadie Soverall – Arcadian) on a night in town, gets her phone …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MY MOTHER’S WEDDING!
My Mother’s Wedding is notable for being the directorial debut for Kristin Scott Thomas, who also co-wrote the screenplay. Diana (Thomas) has three daughters from two previous marriages, both ending in widowhood, and now in …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOM AND JERRY: FORBIDDEN COMPASS!
Tom and Jerry: Forbidden Compass – The film no-one was asking for in 2026, but let’s go with it… Despite not having opposable thumbs, nor being human, somehow Tom the cat has become a night-time …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PASSENGER!
Passenger opens with an extended version of the scene from the trailer, shown a zillion times before this film was finally released, as Lucas (Miles Fowler – A Man On The Inside) and Daniel (Alan …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU!
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu is the cumbersome title for a film that shows if you’re going to hire Jon Favreau to direct, it’s rarely going to be a out-of-the-world result. I saw the …
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Northern Soul: Still Burning – The DVDfever Cinema Review
Northern Soul: Still Burning is a new documentary which recently had a cinema release, for a musical phenomenon which I missed this by about 10-12 years, with Frank Wilson’s Do I Love You? being cited …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE CHRISTOPHERS!
The Christophers sees Sallie Sklar (Jessica Gunning – The Magic Faraway Tree), and brother Barnaby (James Corden… thankfully, not too annoying, for a change), in need of money, knowing their faded artist Dad, Julian (Ian …
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