Super Troopers 3 comes not-very-hot-on-the-hells of 2001’s Super Troopers, and 2018’s Super Troopers 2 – a series I’d not heard of before, and while all the supposed movie critics were moaning about Ice Cream Man …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ICE CREAM MAN! Children Of The Corn Syrup?
Ice Cream Man: Children Of The Corn Syrup? Just when we were expecting a sequel to 2023’s Thanksgiving, Eli Roth brings us another horror with humour, in which the titular antagonist (Ari Millen – Undertone) …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PAW PATROL: THE DINO MOVIE!
Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie is the third theatrical outing for the progressive pups, and I’d LOVE to know who’s funding them, because when I’ve played the games, one mission involved erecting street signs by …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WHAM! 10 DAYS IN CHINA!
Wham! 10 Days In China brings a stack of footage to the screen for the first time ever, 41 years after it was filmed. Once they’d ‘made it big’, a combination of George Michael‘s ambitiousness, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY! 2D, 3D & 1.90:1 Versions!
Spider-Man Brand New Day is looking to start a new trilogy of Tom Holland (The Odyssey 1.43:1 IMAX 70mm) web-slinging adventures, and given that its taken a staggering $1bn in just over its opening weekend, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MINIONS AND MONSTERS!
Minions and Monsters opens by technically showing the yellow creatures serving various evil masters through time until they run out of them… …but since they end up in the 1920s, and on film sets, there’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE ODYSSEY in 1.43:1 IMAX 70mm!
The Odyssey is Christopher Nolan‘s latest cinematic opus, coming three years after Oppenheimer – but with no twinned competition as there was in Barbenheimer, and after seeing Ellen Page 2026 was cast in this film, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of EVIL DEAD BURN!
Evil Dead Burn opens with a man finding the way to kill the evil that causes all the problems in this film series (other than the crap scripts and direction), and hides the proof behind …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MOANA!
Moana…. (Live Action), the BBFC title card proudly boasts, even though ten years after the 2016 CGI movie, we now have a near-shot-for-shot remake movie with… lots of CGI. Genius, Disney! However, I’m largely unfamiliar …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ALPHA!
Alpha is a new Bollywood film with a rather elongated backstory to get through, but then these films always go on for 2-3 hours, albeit being champions for retaining the intermission… Christopher Nolan take note! …
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