Onwards And Sideways is one of those films, where I went into it completely blind. Hadn’t read a single thing about it, but it’s also a film that’s had zero promotion anywhere, and I only …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of I PLAY ROCKY! (+ MID/POST CREDIT SCENES)
I Play Rocky… where Anthony Ippolito plays Sylvester Stallone, but while he has the build of a young version of the actor, there’s clearly de-aged Stallone looks being applied to this man’s face, including the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of KLARA AND THE SUN!
Klara And The Sun is an offbeat movie set in a post-World War III landscape, with the internet but a mere memory, as the powers that be took it away from us. Jenna Ortega (Hurry …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GHOSTS: THE POSSESSION OF BUTTON HOUSE!
Ghosts: The Possession Of Button House is the spin-off movie from the BBC TV series, which has run 5 series so far, even though I’ve only seen the first one, as that was enough. Still, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WICKER!
Wicker… Alan Whicker… No, not quite, but in a medieval-set film without any actual character names, The Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman – Wicked Little Letters) is the only female in the village who can’t find a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WILD HORSE NINE!
Wild Horse Nine comes from writer/director Martin McDonagh, so after the likes of In Bruges, The Banshees Of Inisherin, and Seven Psychopaths, you know you’re in safe hands. NOTE: I *will* mention a key aspect …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CLAYFACE!
Clayface attempts to help shoot some life into James Gunn‘s rebooted DC Universe after the box-office bomb that was the terrible Supergirl movie, earlier this year. After unwisely doing the horizontal mambo with mafia-type Markos …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ALI G: WHO IZ I?
Ali G: Who Iz I? brings Sacha Baron Cohen‘s character back to the big screen, for the first time in almost 25 years, which had a very quick cinema run before moving to Amazon Prime …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRIMETIME!
Primetime sees Robert Pattinson (The Odyssey) at the top of his game in a dramatised film about journalist Chris Hansen, who began hosting To Catch a Predator in 2006. The opening is the best part …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WILDWOOD!
Wildwood opens with the Dad (Jake Johnson – Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) of the family, telling his children the tale of a Alexandra, the dowager governess, and her despondent son, the details of which I won’t …
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