Minions and Monsters opens by technically showing the yellow creatures serving various evil masters through time until they run out of them… …but since they end up in the 1920s, and on film sets, there’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S THE ODYSSEY!
The Odyssey is Christopher Nolan‘s latest cinematic opus, coming three years after Oppenheimer – but with no twinned competition as there was in Barbenheimer, and after seeing Ellen Page 2026 was cast in this film, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of EVIL DEAD BURN!
Evil Dead Burn opens with a man finding the way to kill the evil that causes all the problems in this film series (other than the crap scripts and direction), and hides the proof behind …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MOANA!
Moana…. (Live Action), the BBFC title card proudly boasts, even though ten years after the 2016 CGI movie, we now have a near-shot-for-shot remake movie with… lots of CGI. Genius, Disney! However, I’m largely unfamiliar …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ALPHA!
Alpha is a new Bollywood film with a rather elongated backstory to get through, but then these films always go on for 2-3 hours, albeit being champions for retaining the intermission… Christopher Nolan take note! …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE INVITE!
The Invite is based upon a 2020 Spanish film, The People Upstairs, aka Sentimental, by Cesc Gay, and touches on the touchy subject of wife-swapping. Joe’s (Seth Rogen – Good Fortune) a music teacher, who …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NIGHT AND DAY!
Night And Day… billed as “Virginia Woolf’s Night & Day” in this film (but apostrophes and ampersands are not SEO-friendly), centres around Haley Bennett (Hillbilly Elegy) as budding astronomer Katharine Hilbery, but in 1910 London, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JACKASS: BEST AND LAST!
Jackass: Best And Last is the supposed swansong for the MTV show, followed by a film series, after 25 years of the group doing stupid stunts that you are warned NOT to recreate, and that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SUPERGIRL!
Supergirl: Direction. Script. Whatever. Yes, “Truth. Justice. Whatever.” is this film’s tagline, but whereas the first film had James Gunn on both of the two main duties for Superman 2025, and this one replaces them, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS!
Lesbian Space Princess centres around introverted lesbian Saira (Shabana Azeez), a princess from Klitopia, who adores girlfriend Kiki (Bernie Van Tiel – Class Of 07), but it’s no longer reciprocated, and the latter wants to …
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