The Housemaid is the job chosen by Millie Calloway (Sydney Sweeney – brilliant in the recent Christy), for which she goes for her job interview while wearing glasses, to pretend she looks learned – as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FACKHAM HALL!
Fackham Hall, set in 1931, is the Downton Abbey spoof that no-one asked for, and with Jimmy Carr‘s name attached to it as the writer, even though there’s a total of FIVE people who put …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in IMAX 3D!
Avatar: Fire And Ash: It’s a fucking waste of time! in fact, with No.2 being about water, and No.3 being about fire, are 4 and 5 about Earth & Wind? When those come, we can …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELLA MCCAY!
Ella McCay sees the titular lead as a Lt Governor of the State, played by Emma Mackey (Hot Milk), become the youngest woman in her office to have a shot at going for Governor, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AN INVITATION TO MURDER: A DEATH IN CAIRO (aka MURDER AT THE EMBASSY)
An Invitation to Murder: A Death in Cairo follows on from 2023’s An Invitation to Murder – which, itself, was also alternatively-titled as Invitation To A Murder – but it’s odd that they subtitle the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 in DOLBY SCREEN!
Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 comes just over two years after the first FNAF movie, with both spawning from the videogame series, which I’ve had a go at briefly, but I can’t say I’m a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT!
Silent Night Deadly Night revamps a 1980s horror franchise where, after an encounter on the way home from seeing his Grandad in the nursing home as Christmas is coming up, at the age of 8, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LURKER!
Lurker opens with famous pop star Oliver (Archie Madekwe – Saltburn, Gran Turismo) walking into the clothes store where part-time photographer Matthew (Théodore Pellerin, above-right with Madekwe) works, and based on how the latter talks …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELEANOR THE GREAT!
Eleanor The Great is the feature-length directorial debut of Scarlett Johansson, and feels an odd title for a film that’s not great, but is very good, yet simply, Eleanor would’ve sufficed. However, with that, it …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ETERNITY!
Eternity is where we might seemingly go once we shuffle off this mortal coil, starting with Larry (Barry Primus) carking it due to an errant pretzel at a ‘gender reveal’ party (Oh, pur-lease! Was it …
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