Bugonia is the latest opus from Yorgos Lathimos, who always ensures you’re going to have a bonkers time, one of my favourites before this being The Lobster, with Colin Farrell, although while I also loved …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE DESCENT 20TH ANNIVERSARY!
The Descent came back to cinemas for its 20th Anniversary, but also made for my first-ever viewing of this film, from Neil Marshall, the director of Dog Soldiers, which I also didn’t see for some …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SPRINGSTEEN: DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE!
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere is more a case of the final word being the destination of this pseudo-biopic, covering Bruce Springsteen’s (Jeremy Allen White – The Iron Claw) rise to fame and the trials …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PETS ON A TRAIN!
Pets On A Train has the title – in some countries – of Falcon Express, but harking back to Samuel L Jackson’s Snakes on a Plane, from 2006, is a far better alternative, and also …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOOD BOY!
Good Boy is this year’s horror movie made on a shoestring budget, and which has done very well for its mere $750,000 budget, so far taking $7m at the box office after just over two …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BLACK PHONE 2!
Black Phone 2 opens in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, in 1957, where a particular character is having to make a desperate call on a payphone, before we move in to North Denver, 1982, with …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AFTER THE HUNT!
After The Hunt is an expert experience of dysfunctional dullness. It mostly centres around philosophy lecturer Alma (Julia Roberts– Leave The World Behind), teaching at Yale University and giving boring dinner parties, alongside colleague Hank …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOOD FORTUNE!
Good Fortune brings us Keanu Reeves (Constantine) as guardian angel Gabriel, whose job it is to stop humans from having an accident due to texting while driving. Yes, that’s a job. But for him, it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CONSTANTINE! (20th Anniversary)
Constantine… John Constantine… I never saw the film when it first came out in 2005, but did play the awful videogame on Xbox, which didn’t even use the likeness, nor voice, of Keanu Reeves! Dom …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of I SWEAR!
I Swear is a new film which thankfully avoids the awful 1994 dirge, popularised by All-4-One, which was difficult to avoid when it got to No.2 for SEVEN WEEKS! Still, I managed to successfully dash …
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