Marty Supreme… when a film like this runs for two-and-a-half hours and basically tells someone’s rags-to-riches-type story, it’s also known as (a) a mini-series, and (b) when’s the intermission, so I can go and use …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ANACONDA (2025)!
Anaconda centres around a group of friends remaking the same-titled 1997 action movie, which I only got round to seeing in the last year or so for the first time, when it was on late …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SENTIMENTAL VALUE!
Sentimental Value sees Gustav Borg (Stellan Skarsgård – Dune Part Two) as a film director, who’s recently made a documentary, but now wants to direct a film, and wants daughter Nora (Renate Reinsve – A …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS!
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is the fourth movie in the franchise to grace cinema screens, albeit the first one I’ve ever seen. Preceeded by a forgetting 7-minute short, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE HOUSEMAID!
The Housemaid is the job chosen by Millie Calloway (Sydney Sweeney – brilliant in the recent Christy), for which she goes for her job interview while wearing glasses, to pretend she looks learned – as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FACKHAM HALL!
Fackham Hall, set in 1931, is the Downton Abbey spoof that no-one asked for, and with Jimmy Carr‘s name attached to it as the writer, even though there’s a total of FIVE people who put …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in IMAX 3D!
Avatar: Fire And Ash: It’s a fucking waste of time! in fact, with No.2 being about water, and No.3 being about fire, are 4 and 5 about Earth & Wind? When those come, we can …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELLA MCCAY!
Ella McCay sees the titular lead as a Lt Governor of the State, played by Emma Mackey (Hot Milk), become the youngest woman in her office to have a shot at going for Governor, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 in DOLBY SCREEN!
Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 comes just over two years after the first FNAF movie, with both spawning from the videogame series, which I’ve had a go at briefly, but I can’t say I’m a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT!
Silent Night Deadly Night revamps a 1980s horror franchise where, after an encounter on the way home from seeing his Grandad in the nursing home as Christmas is coming up, at the age of 8, …
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