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The Ritual is proof that if you’re going to make any sort of film about an exorcism, then stop: It was done best in 1973, with The Exorcist, especially in its Director’s Cut form. This …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HALLOW ROAD!
Hallow Road opens with concerned parents Maddie (Rosamund Pike – Saltburn) and Frank (Matthew Rhys – Saturday Night) receiving an anxious call from their daughter, Alice (Megan McDonnell), who’s in her car, thinks she might’ve …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANGEROUS ANIMALS!
Dangerous Animals is a thriller, in which we see an unhinged Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney) taking holidaygoers swimming with sharks, in a metal cage… the people are in the cage, not the sharks, of course. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME!
The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LILO AND STITCH IN 3D!
Lilo And Stitch does have a plot, of sorts, to it, but it doesn’t amount to much. It’s safe to say that Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders), aka ‘626’, is a genetic experiment with destructive …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING!
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning is finally here, delayed for a year due to apparent reshoots, but we knew this one was finally coming, because Tom Cruise has been doing the rounds again, pretending he …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HURRY UP TOMORROW!
Hurry Up Tomorrow centres around pop star The Weeknd, playing a fictionalised version of himself, and using his real name, Abel Tesfaye (and who was also in Netflix’s excellent Uncut Gems). Plot-wise, such that it …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE WEDDING BANQUET!
The Wedding Banquet is Queer As(ia) Folk on the big screen. Centered around the Chinese LGBTQ+ community – even though, in this case, it’s only really LG… Dom RobinsonReviewer of movies, videogames and music since …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOURIST FAMILY!
Tourist Family centres around a Sri Lankan family – led by Dharmadas (M Sasikumar), who’s travelled to seek refuge in India, with the help of his wife, Vasanthi’s (Simran), brother, Prakash (Yogi Babu), with a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SURFER!
The Surfer is a bizarre low-budget thriller with a 1960s-style feel to the opening, but when it starts getting down to business in this film where few characters are given an actual name, Nicolas Cage …
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