The Bride tells us that Mary Shelley wrote Frankstein in 1818, which somehow must explain why Jessie Buckley (Hamnet) – mostly in the titular role – occasionally appears as Shelley, in some arty-farty shots that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PENNUM PORATTUM! (aka Girl And The Fools Parade)
Pennum Porattum… aka, Girl And The Fools Parade, is a new Malayalam comedy which only had one showing altogether at my local Odeon, and even those such films with multiple screenings, such as Lokah Chapter …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WASTEMAN!
Wasteman shows that if there’s one thing prisoners should NOT be allowed in their cell, it’s a kettle, since all they seem to do if pour sugar in it, boil it up and then throw …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCREAM 7!
Scream 7… yes, we’re doing this dance again. In the latest entry for the septet of films to date, there’s the usual opening death scene, this time with a young couple visting the murder house …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HOPPERS in 3D & How I Kicked Out 6 Chatty Teenagers From The Cinema!
Hoppers is a new Disney/Pixar animation,which opens with young Mabel in Beaverton, who enjoying spending time with her grandmother in the local forest glade, and all the nature that surrounds them. Alas, fast-forward ten years, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CHARLI XCX’S THE MOMENT!
The Moment sees popular music singer Charli XCX playing a slight fictionalised version of herself. It’s September 2024, she’s just had a “Brat summer” – which I understand relates to her album of the same …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE!
Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die has one ace up its sleeve, in that if anyone’s going to come from the future to try and save the world, it’s Sam Rockwell (The Bad Guys 2), …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STITCH HEAD!
Stitch Head is the titular character voiced by Asa Butterfield (Journey’s End), as one of the many creations put together by mad Professor…. er… Professor. They haven’t created a name for him, but he’s voiced …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WHISTLE!
Whistle brings us an emo Dafne Keen (Deadpool And Wolverine IMAX 3D) as high school student Chrys Willet, named after the chrysanthemum, in a film that’s a bit like Smile and Smile 2, in that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCARE OUT!
Scare Out is a Chinese movie which opens with a hi-tech action scene, as cops are following delivery guy, his package suspected to contain chemicals, and he may also be carrying something in his stomach… …
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