The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LILO AND STITCH IN 3D!
Lilo And Stitch does have a plot, of sorts, to it, but it doesn’t amount to much. It’s safe to say that Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders), aka ‘626’, is a genetic experiment with destructive …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING!
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning is finally here, delayed for a year due to apparent reshoots, but we knew this one was finally coming, because Tom Cruise has been doing the rounds again, pretending he …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH on APPLE TV+!
Fountain Of Youth is what everyone in this film is looking for, which might lead to immortality. As such, it sounds like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, where they were looking for that cup …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HURRY UP TOMORROW!
Hurry Up Tomorrow centres around pop star The Weeknd, playing a fictionalised version of himself, and using his real name, Abel Tesfaye (and who was also in Netflix’s excellent Uncut Gems). Plot-wise, such that it …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE WEDDING BANQUET!
The Wedding Banquet is Queer As(ia) Folk on the big screen. Centered around the Chinese LGBTQ+ community – even though, in this case, it’s only really LG… Dom RobinsonReviewer of movies, videogames and music since …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOURIST FAMILY!
Tourist Family centres around a Sri Lankan family – led by Dharmadas (M Sasikumar), who’s travelled to seek refuge in India, with the help of his wife, Vasanthi’s (Simran), brother, Prakash (Yogi Babu), with a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SURFER!
The Surfer is a bizarre low-budget thriller with a 1960s-style feel to the opening, but when it starts getting down to business in this film where few characters are given an actual name, Nicolas Cage …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE UNINVITED!
The Uninvited centres around wealthy couple Rose (Elizabeth Reaser), a middle-aged actress who’s now struggling to get the roles that go to younger women, and her film star agent husband, Sammy (Walton Goggins – American …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MR BURTON!
Mr Burton is a drama set in Port Talbot, 1942, which, for some reason, took a whole month to reach Odeon, but then they’ve had problems with other distributors lately, including Lionsgate, which is why …
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