The Monkey is a toy that… hang on, it’s not a toy. It’s definitely NOT a toy, and that’s a mistake a lot of people make, since when it’s set into motion, someone’s bound to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN!
Becoming Led Zeppelin is a superb documentary about the great band, told in their own words, and with stories aplenty, from when they were growing up as kids just after World War II, then as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HEART EYES!
Heart Eyes refers to the name that’s been given to a silent killer who goes round town in the run up to Valentine’s Day, bumping off couples, whilst wearing a mask with glowing heart-shaped eyes, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BRIDGET JONES: MAD ABOUT THE BOY!
Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy: This fourth movie sees Renée Zellweger (Judy) return as the unlucky-in-love ditzy heroine, this time with two children around the age of 10, and despite ending up with Mark …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD in IMAX 3D!
Captain America: Brave New World sees new US President, Thaddeus Ross (Harrison Ford – Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny) estranged from daughter Betty (Liv Tyler – Ad Astra), and despite the script trying …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of YOU’RE CORDIALLY INVITED!
You’re Cordially Invited is a rare film where the trailer came out almost 9 months before its release, and said release date didn’t change. As such, it seemed like a film that Amazon Prime Video …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE GORGE on Apple TV+!
The Gorge is a huge, gaping chasm in the middle of somewhere classified, that even those who have to work there don’t know where they are. Lithuanian-born Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy – Furiosa: A Mad Max …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG!
The Seed of the Sacred Fig is a film that was mostly made in secret, away from the government, stating the words up front, “When there is no way, a way must be made”, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SEPTEMBER 5!
September 5 is the date in 1972, when terrorists invaded the Olympic village in Munich, during the Summer event, soon after Mark Spitz has taken the Gold medal in swimming, over his German competitor. At …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOG MAN!
Dog Man is something I’m entirely new to with this film, although I understand it’s been a graphic novel for children since 2016. For reasons unexplained, Petey the cat, voiced by Pete Davidson (Dumb Money), …
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