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Cleaner… Window Cleaner… that’s the job of Joey (Daisy Ridley), who’s late for work because she’s a slacker, but also just happens to be ex-army, which is mentioned because it’s bound to come up, later. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of UNTIL DAWN!
Until Dawn finds yet another rag-tag bunch of teenagers coming across a spooky house, at night, this one being in the middle of a forest, where they have to drive through heavy rain to get …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WARFARE!
Warfare is based on co-director Ray Mendoza‘s experiences as a US Navy SEAL during the Iraq War, following the Battle of Ramadi, which took place from March to November 2006, and this film takes place …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HAVOC on NETFLIX!
Havoc is a film that’ll win zero Oscars for originality, but if there was an award for brutal body count, it’d easily be in the running. Homicide cop Patrick Walker (Tom Hardy – Mobland) is …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SINNERS in 1.43:1 IMAX!
Sinners takes back to 1932 – in the days when cotton fields were still picked by hand – specifically October 16th, when an injured Sammie Moore (Miles Caton) walks into a church, clutching a broken …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BULLET TRAIN EXPLOSION on NETFLIX!
Bullet Train Explosion basically sets out its stall in three words. 30 years on from Keanu Reeves’ derring-do in Speed, a school trip to Aomori Shikansen Stock Centre – where Shikansen train cars are temporarily …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE AMATEUR!
The Amateur centres around CIA cryptographer Charlie Heller (Rami Malek – No Time To Die), who likes puzzles, but is going to wish he didn’t have to try and solve the latestone. His wife, Sarah …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DROP!
Drop… as in AirDrop. It’s an iPhone thing where someone can send a message to several random phones in the near vicinity at the same time, although in this case, someone’s doing it directly to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ONE TO ONE: JOHN AND YOKO!
One To One: John and Yoko is a rather stilted title for a great documentary about John Lennon‘s one and only full-length concert, after The Beatles split up. This documentary doesn’t follow his and Yoko …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A MINECRAFT MOVIE IN 3D!
Minecraft Movie… Why’s it “*A* Minecraft Movie“, and not “The…“? Anyhoo, for the game, since kids are playing, I always figured that the character of Steve was a young boy, but in the minds of …
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