Hitman: The baldy bitch-slapping bastard with the big Silver Ballers is back once again like the Renegade Master! This time round, we start off 20 years earlier, taking us back to before the first title, …
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Hitman: The baldy bitch-slapping bastard with the big Silver Ballers is back once again like the Renegade Master! This time round, we start off 20 years earlier, taking us back to before the first title, …
Continue readingThe Premonition centres around Andrea (Ellen Barber, below), a mentally-imbalanced woman whose daughter, Janie (Danielle Brisebois), is given up for adoption to Sheri Bennett (Sharon Farrell) and her professor husband, Miles (Edward Bell), but five …
Continue readingThe Witch Who Came From The Sea stars Millie Perkins as Molly, a woman who fantasises about sex and death, or so I thought at first as she seemingly indulged in a threesome with two …
Continue readingMalatesta’s Carnival of Blood is the anti-Disneyland where mass slaughter is taking place, via decapitation or injuries of another random nature, and the blood pours like tomato soup; and those disposing of the bodies come …
Continue readingProject X Zone 2: A brave but boring world. Project X Zone 2 is the second crazy-rostered Strategy anime-style RPG on the Nintendo 3DS where you can play as characters from SEGA, Namco Bandai and …
Continue readingThe Walk tells the real-life tale of Philippe Petit, a high-wire walker who sets himself increasingly challenging goals, culminating in 1974 with walking across a wire that’s stretched between the top of the North and …
Continue readingThirteen is the first drama commissioned for BBC3 as an online-only channel, yet like all of its new programmes they’re clearly contractually obliged to air on normal TV as well, so basically they’re getting a …
Continue readingThe Martian is Matt Damon‘s character, Mark Watney, part of the six-strong Ares III mission, visiting the red planet to collect soil samples etc. Unfortunately, some planet seem to have worse weather than Greater Manchester …
Continue readingThe Mutilator is not a movie title that’ll keep you up for night after night wondering what the plot might revolve around. Ed Jr (Matt Mitler) is heading out to spend fall break at his …
Continue readingStewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle is rather like Luther – it comes round every 2-3 years and is to the TV schedules what oxygen is to our bodies – an essential requirement. Often, the programme is …
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