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The Smurfs: Dreams is released on October 24th by Ocellus Studio and Microids. Description: Gargamel has devised a new evil scheme to catch the Smurfs! He casted a cunning curse on the sarsaparilla bushes, causing …
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Category: Reviews
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NEVER LET GO!
Never Let Go is a relatively short film these days, at 101 minutes, but still feels the need to split itself into three chapters: The Rope Is Your Lifeline, How Do I Feed My Children? …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STRANGE DARLING!
Strange Darling opens with the declaration, “This film was entirely shot on 35mm film”, and the IMDB technical page bears this out, detailing the Kodak Vision3 50D 5203, Vision3 250D 5207, and Vision3 500T 5219, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NOBODY WANTS THIS on NETFLIX!
Nobody Wants This is a romcom drama where Joanne (Kristen Bell – The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window) has an unsuccessful love life, with her latest date …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE WIVES on Channel 5!
The Wives opens with Beth Morgan (Jo Joyner – For Her Sins) looking for Annabelle, wife of Charlie, who’s gone missing and her mobile is left at the top of the cliff… One year later, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LUDWIG on BBC1!
Ludwig – aka John Taylor (David Mitchell – Migration 3D), is an introvert who does all kinds of puzzles, crosswords, logic puzzles, sudoku et al. Yep, a massive nerd. He’s basically Peep Show‘s Mark Corrigan …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LEE (2024 Kate Winslet movie)
Lee… Lee Miller… war photographer. With the renowned photographer and heavy smoker played by Kate Winslet (Titanic 3D 25th Anniversary), we first see her being interviewed about her life in her chosen – and very …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PENGUIN on HBO/Sky Atlantic!
The Penguin is the long-awaited spin-off from 2022’s unimaginitively-titled The Batman, opening with the news that a number of explosions have taken place, killing many people near Gotham’s seawall, thus affecting only its poorest neighbourhood, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE CRITIC!
The Critic is a film I was drawn to, because Ian McKellen (Last Action Hero – yes, seriously!) – in the lead role as The Chronicle’s drama theatre critic Jimmy Erskine – is a national …
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Pneumata – Gameplay Video for Spooky Survival Horror Game
Pneumata is now available, and is released by Deadbolt Interactive and Perp Games. Description: Prepare to question what is reality, and what is insanity in one of the scariest psychological horrors in years. The tenants …
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