My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANNY DYER’S CARAVAN PARK on SKY ONE!

Danny Dyer's Caravan Park Danny Dyer’s Caravan Park sees the cockney geezer go a different route from what you’d normally expect, but Danny Dyer states he’s doing this because he loves caravan parks as it was something from his childhood, since his extended family went there for a summer holiday, and with a great sense of community – something he feels is missing from society in 2026, which is certainly true. And his daughter, Dani Dyer, is joining him for the ride.

There are more than 400 chalets at Priory Hill on the Isle of Sheppey, and a number already have residents, including Tony who’s been there since 1960! However, there’s a stack which are empty, so they’ll need to sell those.

Upon arrival, they ask the existing residents for suggestions on how to improve the park, such as better entertainment than the tribute singers they normally get. But, do you get a new pool fitted, given the excessive cost?

However, there’s two parks – Priory Hill and Nutts Farm, and he wants to unite them. I’m sure both are lovely, but I wouldn’t want to be ‘nutts’!


Danny Dyer's Caravan Park

Meeting Danny Dyer at the Trafford Centre for the preview of Marching Powder!






Now, the only bone I’d pick is that for both Danny and Dani, in episode 2, he’s seen lying down on the couch in a caravan, while she’s sat up with her feet against the table… and they BOTH HAVE THEIR OUTDOOR SHOES ON! Take ’em off when you come in!

Beyond that, a questionable poster is created for the Nutts park (you’ll have to watch it to see it!) and there’s a scene of demolishing an old caravan. They could have that as an activity! Lots of people would pay for that!

However, Mr Dyer certainly sums up the situation with, “Olivia Colman wouldn’t do this bollocks, would she?”

I’d also highly recommend his 2025 comedy, Marching Powder. As well as hugely enjoying it, I also got to have a selfie with the man on the night!

Danny Dyer’s Caravan Park begins on Sky One from today. Yes, Sky One is back! There was Sky One, then recently, it was changed to Sky Max for five years, and now it’s back.

It’s not yet available to pre-order on Blu-ray or DVD, but when it is, it will be listed on the New DVD, Blu-ray, 3D and 4K releases UK page.


Danny Dyer’s Caravan Park – Official Trailer – Sky TV


Cert:
Running time: 50 minutes per episode (6 episodes)
Release date: February 24th 2026
Studio: Sky One
Format: 1.78:1

Director: Josh Jacobs
Producer: Claudia Webster

Participants:
Danny Dyer
Dani Dyer







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