Dom Robinson reviews
Electronic Arts
- Price: £49.99 (Xbox 360), £49.99 (PS3), £34.99 (PC)
- Players: 1; System link: 2-16; Online: 2-16
- Widescreen: Yes
- 60Hz: Yes (optional)
- Dolby Digital 5.1 sound: Yes
- Xbox Live-enabled: Yes
Yes, there are five games in The Orange Box, and if you’ve not played Half Life 2 or last year’s PC follow-up Episode 1, then you’ll be playing at this package for a hell of a long time.
Firstly, while I played both of those two titles on the PC and this compilation is also available on that format, as well as the PS3 – albeit delayed until December 14th (check link above in case it slides again), I was pleased to play it on the Xbox 360 because it has none of that ‘Steam’ nonsense which seriously hindered the fun as described here (plus the 2006 title SiN Emergence: Episode 1). These two games will also now be in HD for those with the relevant equipment.
Here comes the Portal Storm!
Okay, there’s a lot of blah-blah-blah in there but the main question is – is it as much fun to play as the previous entries in the series? Hell, yes! When you load in this latest entry, you’ll know what to expect and you’ll get it, so after being treated to a brief summary of the main experiences from Episode 1, it’s on with the action from the moment where the train, in which you left the Citadel, crashes with a massive thud and when the portal storm kicks in (see right), you’ll be glad you didn’t buy a National Rail Super Saver Return(!)
As I type, I’ve still got a way to go in this entry, but from the clips posted in this review, to which I’ll add more as I progress (Subscribe to my DVDfeverGames Youtube channel), you can see just how fantastic the game is. There’s lots of little centipede-like creatures which can be shot or walked over to squash ’em and give you some extra health, but the way they make a shrill noise like a banshee rolling its “r”s gives me a shiver down my spine!
More antlions and other nasty creatures as can be seen from the footage – and one of my favourites is the suicide-bomber zombie – and you will be having great fun with the gravity gun. As you progress, as usual the game will autosave as using HL2’s save-anywhere feature if that’s your choice.
Zombie Melee!
However, while the Dolby Digital 5.1 sound is an absolute treat and will have the neighbours banging on your door, if there’s a downside it’s that the close-up inspection of graphics still doesn’t hold water if you take a look at floor and wall surfaces. Also, the button layout occasionally has you pressing the wrong thing as you try to get to grips with everything and so much is going on at once, but it hits far more than it misses and is no reason for not buying this title.
Overall, perhaps these short outings are best for this kind of game? When Half Life 2 appeared it did seem to go on and on and on rather a hell of a lot and proved that you can have too much of a good thing, whereas an annual blast of this as the nights draw in will help combat that Seasonal Affected Disorder 🙂
I Got Stuck Opening the Door!
In short, you must move through the portal to get access to necessary parts of the set in order to progress. After a short time you’ll get a portal gun to point out from where you’ll exit to, and then later on you’ll upgrade to a device that can pinpoint both the start and exit points and it becomes a really fantastic mindfuck!
It may only take you around three hours to complete this on the first run, but the Advanced mode will make the final six chambers more difficult by taking away specific parts of the set and making the weighted cube go all ‘Bobby Vee’ as it turns into a bouncing ball, to name but a couple of hinderances. If you fancy a ‘Challenge’ then that mode will expect you to do all this without with the least number of portals or as quickly as possible.
Another Attack!
As I type, I shall be uploading video clips of all the levels in the game, but bear with me and check the aforementioned Youtube channel regularly for updates.
The only game I haven’t mentioned so far is Team Fortress 2, which is cartoony multiplayer fun for those who enjoy a bit of online action. For me, I never got round to playing online games as often as I’d like since I just don’t get the time so haven’t got an Xbox Live Gold account. That said, it’s had some fantastic reviews on Amazon from those for whom a multiplayer fragfest is their bag.
Now… before I go… where’s Sin: Episode 2?
- Half Life 2: Episode 2: Here comes the Portal Storm!
Half Life 2: Episode 2: Zombie Melee!
Half Life 2: Episode 2: I Got Stuck Opening the Door!
Half Life 2: Episode 2: Another Attack!
Half Life 2: Episode 1: Dog throws a car… with you & Alyx in it!
And Portal in its entireity can be viewed here: DVDfeverGames – The Complete Portal Playlist
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Reviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic valve operation survivor from the same year. Running DVDfever.co.uk since 2000. Nobel Peace Prize winner 2021.