My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of Paris Hilton’s INFINITE ICON: A VISUAL MEMOIR!

Infinite Icon Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir is a new two-hour Paris Hilton documentary, split into five chapters and opens with the caption “10 days before concert”… doing what? What’s her talent?

Well, given that it’s been almost 20 years since her August 2006 album, Paris, I’d forgotten she once tried to sing for a living, eschewing the pop that the studio wanted her to play for her first single, and instead debuting on the singles scene with reggae-ish Stars Are Blind, which sounds a lot like she’s ripped off UB40’s cover of Kingston Town.

Given that it was her first song, the gullible public bought it and sent it to No.5 in the UK, also sending the album to No.29. Follow-up singles Turn It Up and Nothing in This World absolutely died on their arses. As for her new album, Infinite Icon, somehow it managed No.34, but the singles went nowhere, even though the first one from it, I’m Free, showed her flaunting a load of bare skin.

Later songs in her concert clips including Bad Bitch Academy, which is just a tedious attempt at dance music, and her stage presence makes her think to herself that she’s the new Madonna, when she’s only a legend in her own lunchtime.






Interviews within this doc, such as with video director Chris Applebaum, are stupidly done with two cameras like the recent Lucy Letby documentary, when the important content is in their words, and not what their left earlobe looks like.

Ultimately, Paris Hilton’s Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir was her “tell-all” documentary. I learned nothing.

It’s just self-indulgent tosh, and we learn that Paris only listens to gaslighting friends, such as Sia (who’s Music was a decent film), telling her how wonderful she is, both being “neurodivergent” buddies, because that’s the in-thing in 2026, since every kid seems to need to have something wrong with them, these days. Why do they all feel the need to give themselves a label?

Sia also has something wrong with her fashion sense, given the horrendous pink outfit she’s enveloped within, when Paris turns up.

However, her Simple Life co-star, Nicole Richie, pops up. She was always the hot one of the pair.

Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir is in cinemas now, but isn’t yet available to pre-order on Blu-ray or DVD. However, once announced, it will appear on the New DVD Blu-ray 3D and 4K releases UK list.

However, you can buy her new album of the same name on CD and Colour Vinyl, although it doesn’t state WHICH colour. Probably pink.


Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir – Official Trailer


Detailed specs:

Cert:
Running time: 118 minutes
Release date: January 30th 2026
Studio: CJ 4DPlex
Aspect ratio: 2.39:1; 1.85:1 (most scenes)
Rating: 1/10

Directors: JJ Duncan, Bruce Robertson
Writer: Bruce Robertson
Stars: Paris Hilton, Sia







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