The Simpsons: Risky Business

The Simpsons: Risky BusinessDistributed by
Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment

Posted: March 8th, 2003.

POSITION VACANT

WANTED; SIMPSONS FANS TO OWN RISKY BUSINESS ON VHS/DVD
RELEASED TO BUY ON 7TH APRIL 2003 FROM TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX HOME ENTERTAINMENT

Are doughnuts your favourite food? Are you ultimately lazy and avoid any effortat all costs? Is the sofa your favourite place? Do you enjoy spending qualitytime with your TV? Is beer always your first choice of drink?

If you have answered ‘yes’ to all the questions above, congratulations you qualifyto apply for this position.

The benefits of starting a career as a Simpson’s Risky Business DVD/VHS ownerare excellent. The successful candidate will get to watch specially selected’job-themed’ episodes from this hugely successful and hilarious TV series. Ifthe candidate is prepared to be enthusiastic and put in the extra time withtheir home entertainment system, they will also be able to enjoy a bonusnever-before-seen Chief Wiggum feature!

Each ‘Risky Business’ candidate will have a strong chance of winning theprestigious ‘Worker of the Week Award’. “Union Rule 26: ‘Every employee mustwin ‘Worker of the Week’ at least once, regardless of gross incompetence,obesity or rank odour’ heh heh heh” (Homer Simpson)

Here is a run down of what candidates are to expect in the proposed position:

REALTY BITES (Season 9)
• Homer buys a fast sports car from a Police Seized-Property Auction supervised by Chief Wiggum. Marge walks away in disgust from Homers dangerous driving and bumps in to Lionel Hurtz. Lionel, now a realtor for Red Blazer Reality convinces Marge that she too can be a success in Real Estate. After the gruelling exams to qualify, Marge realises that it is not as easy as it seems, especially when you are married to Homer Simpson…

  HOMER THE SMITHERS (Season 7)

• Homer takes over Smither’s job, while he goes away on vacation. The job requires Homer to be in charge of the following duties; ‘answering Mr Burns phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs, assisting with his chewing and swallowing, lying to Congress and some light typing.’ Homer struggles with a few of these…

  DEEP SPACE HOMER (Season 5)

• NASA is looking for a blue-collar worker slob to bolster the American public’s interest – Homer is the perfect candidate! When he calls up NASA to complain about too much boring space coverage on TV, Homer is asked to join the next space mission… However, there are problems in space. Can Homer save the crew with an inanimate carbon rod?

  MARGE GETS A JOB (Season 4)

• The Simpson’s are in dire straits as the family home is sliding off its foundations. To aid the building fund Marge decides to get a job at the nuclear power plant. Little did she know that she would attract some rather over-friendly attention from Mr Burns! With the help of the voice of Tom Jones Mr Burns tries to woo Marge, but how could Marge give up all the qualities of Homer?

VHS/DVD PRODUCT DETAILS: Credit:
Release date:
Certificate:
Running Time:
Price DVD
Cat.no.
DVD ratio
DVD sound
DVD subtitles20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.
7th April 2003
PG
88 mins
£14.99 / £15.99
23045 / 23045DVD
4:3 full-frame
Dolby Surround
English SDH, French, German, Dutch, Swedish, Hungarian, Norwegian, Danish,FinnishNews page content input by Dominic Robinson, 2003.

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