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Extras:
The Making of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Additional Guide Entry, Deleted Scenes, Really Deleted
Scenes, Sing Along, Audio commentaries, Marvin's Hangman game, Don't Crash: Making Of, Audio descriptive track
Director:
Garth Jennings
(The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, plus pop videos for Blur, REM & Pulp)
Producers:
Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Jonathan Glickman, Nick Goldsmith & Jay Roach
Screenplay:
Douglas Adams & Karey Kirkpatrick
Music:
Joby Talbot & Bernie Leadon
Cast:
Arthur Dent: Martin Freeman
Ford Prefect: Mos Def
Trillian: Zooey Deschanel
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Sam Rockwell
Humma Kavula: John Malkovich
Slartibartfast: Bill Nighy
Narrator/The Guide (voice): Stephen Fry
The Whale (voice): Bill Bailey
Questular Rontok: Anna Chancellor
Marvin: Warwick Davis
Marvin (voice): Alan Rickman
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (voice): Richard Griffiths
Ghostly Image: Simon Jones
Eddie the Computer: Thomas Lennon
Reporter: Kelly Macdonald
Deep Thought (voice): Helen Mirren
Mr Prosser: Steve Pemberton
Barman: Albie Woodington
Additional Vogon Voices: The League of Gentlemen
Frankie mouse (voice): Garth Jennings (uncredited)
Gag Halfrunt: Jason Schwartzman (uncredited)
Deep Thought Technician: Edgar Wright (uncredited)
When the movie version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
was finally turning into a reality after over 20 years of discussion, I had trepidation about it.
I was a massive fan of the
original TV series
and didn't think the movie would be able to carry it off at all. Sadly, I was 100% correct.
The basic premise is that everyman Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman, right) is already having a bad day
when he awakes to find his house is being knocked down to make way for a bypass. Things take a far worse
turn by lunchtime when the Vogons turn up to destroy the Earth to make way for an intergalactic hyperspace
bypass. Inbetween, his old friend Ford Prefect (Mos Def - who?), turns up and reveals he's not
of this planet. As the story progresses, he winds up on board a stolen spaceship, The Heart of Gold,
with the President of the Galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox (Sam Rockwell) and his assistant Trillian
(Zooey Deschanel), who Arthur has met before.
Arthur and Ford ended up on this ship by accident, but there's plenty for them all to talk about. There's
plenty more to the story, too, but regular fans will know the rest and it's enough for newbies to get started.
And those newbies should be told that the following review will contain some spoilers, although in my mind
it's just a series of bad points where it all went wrong.
It starts badly as the credits roll with the opening song, "So long and thanks for all the fish"
song. I hate it.
There's just a complete lack of conviction in all the delivery of the dialogue, as well as the ripping apart
the dialogue between Arthur Dent and foreman Mr Prosser, in an early scene, to just a couple of lines
rather than a long discussion about exactly where the bypass plans are. Similarly, a lot of the dialogue
is rushed so they can get to the next scene all within the allotted time.
There's no Dentrassi, no Ford & Arthur turning into penguins after being thrown into space, no Gulgafrinchans,
no Restaurant at the End of the Universe (except a mention of it where time is mistaken for space),
the new Marvin (voiced by Alan Rickman and shown right, with Zaphod, Trillian & Ford) just sounds
bored instead of depressed, there's a guest appearance from the real Marvin, from the original TV series,
Zaphod's second head is now under the first one, not by its side, and what was that woman staring at
Arthur & Ford in the bar for in an early scene?
Other things are moved about, such as Zaphod introducing the Deep Thought computer (which looks crap, by
the way) to Arthur, Ford and Trillian, rather than Slartibartfast to Arthur alone - not to mention the
fact that it all zooms by too fast to make sense; the "Do Not Push This Button Again" sign; and the location
of where Arthur, Zaphod, Ford and Trillian have a meal hosted by mice.
Martin Freeman mainly plays reaction roles, so you'd think this would suit him, but the key words here
are "lack of conviction" for everyone. Mos Def is a waste of space as Ford Prefect, Sam Rockwell is the
only passable actor here but his character gets too nasty at times compared to the original, and while
I like Zooey Deschanel (below-right with Marvin), here she's just another American girl-type character. Bill Nighy plays
himself, Stephen Fry doesn't sound authoritative enough - although his reading of the Harry Potter
audio books will win kids over here - and the guide's graphics are too garish and stark and Helen
Mirren sounded like she just phoned her performance in.
John Malkovich (right) appears as Humma Kavula, a character created by Douglas Adams especially for this
movie. Not quite sure what for because while they have to go and retrive a special gun for him from the
planet Magrathea, they never return to him with it.
There was a brief respite from the junk when Simon Jones, the real Arthur Dent from the TV series,
appeared as a 3D hologram warning our heroes, as they travel in the Heart of Gold, to stay away from
Magrathea because it was closed.
However, as I stated it was brief, because as things draw to a conclusion, the mice appear and declare
they want Arthur's brain, which in the TV series they wanted so as to rebuild the Earth. Erm... it's
been rebuilt by this point so this moving of location and topic is totally redundant.
In additional, when the Vogons turn up again at the end and are easily defeated, well, that's just piss-poor.
Any good points? Well, Zooey Deschanel is very cute indeed, as she was in 2002's
The Good Girl
and there are some nice touches like a machine that detects what you're craving and makes it for you
and a knife that toasts bread while you're slicing it.
Overall, though, it's just been turned into a love story between Arthur and Trillian and it'll make no sense
for kids who have never seen the original and are trying to take in too much information at the same time.
It's clear that the screenplay adaptation has gone all-to-cock since its creator died, so Douglas Adams
must be spinning in his grave!
The picture is presented in an anamorphic 2.35:1 widescreen ratio and there's very few complaints with
that. It's colourful and bright, with crisp, clear definition throughout. However, there are one or two
moments where the picture stutters a little bit - nothing that's a deal-breaker, but still not perfect.
At least Garth Jennigs frames all the scenes perfectly in 2.35:1, so when it gets cropped to 16:9 on TV
it'll really suffer, but then he's previously worked on excellent pop videos such as REM's Imitation
of Life and Blur's Coffee + TV.
That said, the movie was filmed in Super 35 which can allowed for an open-matte 16:9 transfer, as the
deleted scenes show, but the CGI effects will not be open-matte, unless these have been filmed with that
in mind, such as with 1996's
Independence Day.
The sound comes in Dolby Digital 5.1 and DTS 5.1 flavours. I always choose the latter when given the
option and that doesn't disappoint either. The whole film is loud, loud, LOUD!!! For those dialogue-only
parts, it's clear and concise, and there are some VERY spicy sub sounds in the Earth's destruction. In
fact, for the first time ever, I had to turn down the volume on it because it was straining not to pop -
far better sound than the graphics that time, in fact.
There's also an audio descriptive track, a welcome addition to any DVD for those who can make use of it.
Extras wise, there's a number of different things on disc one:
The Making of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (9 mins):
a small featurette that mixes in 4:3 interview and on-set footage with anamorphic 2.35:1 film clips.
Director Garth Jennings claims that Mos Def is very funny and witty... so why doesn't that show up
onscreen? Quality-wise, there are serious picture issues with the quality of this item.
Additional Guide Entry (44 seconds):
Continuing the Babelfish, proving the non-existence of God. There's no mention about zebra crossings,
though.
Deleted Scenes (2½ mins):
Presented in open-matte 16:9, Martin Freeman finds out his home planet has been classified 'Mostly
Harmless' with no time for a reaction from him, there's a bit more of the ineffective Vogons; and Anna
Chancellor makes a move on Zaphod. Nothing to write home about in any of these.
Really Deleted Scenes (3 mins):
Two more - but really just outtakes.
Sing Along: So Long And Thanks For all The Fish (2½ mins):
Sort of does what it says on the tin, but opened up to 16:9, like the deleted scenes. Alternatively,
just play the opening credits and stick the subtitles on. I still hate it, though.
Audio commentaries:
One from director Garth Jennings, producer Nick Goldsmith and actors Martin Freeman & Bill Nighy; the other
from executive producer Robbie Stamp and Douglas Adams colleague, Sean Solle.
Marvin's Hangman:
The old game favourite, with words only running to four letters, and Marvin interjecting with disdain whether
you win or lose. It'll amuse kids but no-one else.
That's it for disc one, but on disc two is the following, albeit singular, piece of additional material:
Don't Crash: The Documentary Of Making Of The Movie Of The Book Of The Radio Series Of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (69 mins):
Presented in 16:9, with archive footage of Douglas Adams in 4:3 pillarboxed, this UK exclusive
'making of' shows how Garth Jennings finally managed to make his first feature film.
In this long featurette, the director/producer team is chosen, then the cast is shown, there's a debate
about how the title should be spelt, there's a look at each of the characters in turn plus the Heart of
Gold spaceship, and finally, the first test screening and the creation of the theme tune.
On top of that, the dialogue and subtitles are in English only, the latter being for the hearing-impaired,
there are 24 chapters which is a decent amount for this movie, and the menus are done in the style of the
new guide's appearance.
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DVD: 
When the movie version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
was finally turning into a reality after over 20 years of discussion, I had trepidation about it.
It starts badly as the credits roll with the opening song, "So long and thanks for all the fish"
song. I hate it.
Martin Freeman mainly plays reaction roles, so you'd think this would suit him, but the key words here
are "lack of conviction" for everyone. Mos Def is a waste of space as Ford Prefect, Sam Rockwell is the
only passable actor here but his character gets too nasty at times compared to the original, and while
I like Zooey Deschanel (below-right with Marvin), here she's just another American girl-type character. Bill Nighy plays
himself, Stephen Fry doesn't sound authoritative enough - although his reading of the Harry Potter
audio books will win kids over here - and the guide's graphics are too garish and stark and Helen
Mirren sounded like she just phoned her performance in.
The picture is presented in an anamorphic 2.35:1 widescreen ratio and there's very few complaints with
that. It's colourful and bright, with crisp, clear definition throughout. However, there are one or two
moments where the picture stutters a little bit - nothing that's a deal-breaker, but still not perfect.
At least Garth Jennigs frames all the scenes perfectly in 2.35:1, so when it gets cropped to 16:9 on TV
it'll really suffer, but then he's previously worked on excellent pop videos such as REM's Imitation
of Life and Blur's Coffee + TV.
