Insidious 6: Out Of The Further opens in Pittsburg, 1999, where Gemma comes home from school, her mum goes mad and offs herself in the bathroom… 20 years on, and Gemma (Amelia Eve – The …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY!
The Mummy – aka Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – opens with the news that the locals, Layla Khalil (May Elghety), and her hubby have a mummy in the loft, as you do. Meanwhile, Charlie Cannon …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 in DOLBY SCREEN!
Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 comes just over two years after the first FNAF movie, with both spawning from the videogame series, which I’ve had a go at briefly, but I can’t say I’m a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BLACK PHONE 2!
Black Phone 2 opens in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, in 1957, where a particular character is having to make a desperate call on a payphone, before we move in to North Denver, 1982, with …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE LOST BUS!
The Lost Bus is based on a real-life situation in November 2018, in Paradise, Northern California. Everything’s going wrong for bus driver Kevin McKay (Matthew McConaughey – Interstellar 70mm IMAX). His Dad’s recently died, his …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of M3GAN 2.0
M3GAN 2.0… or just MEGAN 2, whichever floats your boat. After 2023’s first film, This time round, M3GAN creator Gemma (Allison Williams – Get Out) has met a rich guy, Christian (Aristotle Athari, really giving …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DROP!
Drop… as in AirDrop. It’s an iPhone thing where someone can send a message to several random phones in the near vicinity at the same time, although in this case, someone’s doing it directly to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WOMAN IN THE YARD!
Woman In The Yard is a new film which centres around…get this… a Woman In The Yard! Yes, it’s like Catchphrase: “Say what you see!” Dom RobinsonReviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WOLF MAN!
Wolf Man proves that… if you go down in the woods, today… you’re a dumbass. Harking back to 1995, a passage of text appears too quickly to take in about how the titular lupine was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SPEAK NO EVIL (2024)
Speak No Evil looks at the problem of meeting ‘that couple’ when you’re away on holiday. For Louise (Mackenzie Davis – Terminator: Dark Fate) and Ben Dalton (Scoot McNairy – Killing Them Softly), while away …
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