Adele goes straight in at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e November 5th 2015, with the overhyped and godawful Hello. To that song, I say “Goodbye”. As such, KDA Feat. Tinie Tempah & Katy B drop to No.6 1 with Turn The Music Louder, and it sounds like someone farting into […]
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UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e October 29th 2015
KDA Feat. Tinie Tempah & Katy B go straight in at No.1 with Turn The Music Louder, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e October 29th 2015, and it sounds like someone farting into a tuba. As such, Justin Bieber drops to No.5 with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what […]
UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e October 22nd 2015
Justin Bieber stays at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e October 22nd 2015, with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what the hell is this autotuned toss and who has bought it? There are no new entries in the Top 10, but take a listen to the No.49 entry […]
Sam Smith – Writing’s On The Wall – Spectre theme – Oh-Oh dear.
Sam Smith has been tasked with writing the latest theme for a James Bond movie, namely Spectre. For some reason, he named it Writing’s on the Wall, but if you can hear those words amongst this high-pitched warbling pile of pants which sounds like someone’s poured ice cubes down his underwear, meeting with his bollocks, […]
UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e September 24th 2015
Justin Bieber climbs back up from No.2 to the top slot, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e September 24th 2015, with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what the hell is this autotuned toss and who has bought it? As such, Sigala goes into the charts at No.1, climbing from […]
UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e September 17th 2015
Sigala goes into the charts at No.1, climbing from No.72, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e September 17th 2015, with Easy Love, and it’s predictable as hell dance music, and doubly tedious. Pass. As such, Justin Bieber drops to No.2 with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what the hell […]
UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e September 10th 2015
Justin Bieber goes straight in at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e September 10th 2015, with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what the hell is this autotuned toss and who has bought it? As such, Rachel Platten drops to No.2 with Fight Song, and it’s the most pedestrian […]