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Dan Owen reviews

AVP: Alien Vs Predator

'Whoever wins... we lose'

Viewed at Odeon, Lincoln Wharf

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Alien Vs Predator (AVP), has been a project trapped in that cinematic abyss known as development hell for 10 years now. Unfortunately, hell seems to be defrosting recently, with the success of last year's Freddy Vs Jason spurring 20th Century Fox to finally make this clash of the titans.

Set in the present time (just one of the movie's budgetary-influenced sins) AVP finds industrial billionaire Charles Bishop Weyland discovering a pyramid 2000 feet under the Antarctic ice. Weyland quickly assembles a team to venture under the ice floor, where they find themselves caught in a battle between Predators and Aliens.

The reviews have been pretty scathing for AVP, with fans sharpening their knives way back when Paul W.S Anderson was announced as the writer-director. Anderson is a British director with good intentions, but he lacks the ability to create anything original with his limited abilities behind the camera and formulaic writing.

Having made a niche for himself in Hollywood, by creating relatively cheap and moderately successful video-game tie-ins (Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil), Anderson was handed the reigns on Alien Vs Predator.


The idea has been in gestation since an in-joke in Predator 2 - when an Alien skull was seen in a Predator's spaceship. It was an inspired moment that quickly spawned a successful Dark Horse comic-book series, a series of computer games... and now a Hollywood movie.

Putting aside the fact Alien Vs Predator is a ridiculous idea that should have remained inside the pages of a comic; Anderson's movie is actually a great deal of fun if you're looking for boneheaded action and an occasional thrill for fans of either extra-terrestrial killing machine.

Anderson desperately tries to crank up the tension by slowly introducing us to his cast of dispensable, clichéd characters. It's a laudable attempt, but with a title like Alien Vs Predator it only serves to test the audiences' patience. Anderson's 45-minute build-up is slow and painfully formulaic - introducing us in mechanical fashion to the gutsy no-nonsense heroine, the geek with a family, the handsome foreign scientist, etc.

Only B-movie stalwart Lance Henriksen (The Terminator), in an admittedly neat link to the Alien saga, manages to carve out a half-way decent character - as the progenitor of his Bishop character from Aliens and Alien 3. The rest of the underwritten cast just wander the screen as alien fodder, spouting terrible dialogue designed to drive the hackneyed plot forward.


However, for all its faults, the promise of Alien/Predator fisticuffs manages to keep you entertained and occasionally thrilled - despite the loss of make-up wiz Stan Winston, whose absence renders the Predators as oversized wrestlers with silly masks.

Fortunately, the Aliens are brought to the screen with much better success. Even their CGI doubles are more successfully integrated than in 1997's Alien Resurrection. Well, for the most part, anyway...

Unfortunately, in a sly effort to increase Fox's profit, AVP has been given a 15 certificate (PG-13 in the US!) So the blood-letting we've come to expect from the Alien and Predator franchises is seriously diminished. The potent, brooding fear of an Alien movie is missing - as is the blood-soaked horror of the Predator films. In their place is a variety of fight scenes straight from an episode of Power Rangers. Fortunately these contain enough violence to wake audiences up - despite the manic editing and overused of close-ups!


In a nutshell, AVP is a cynical crowd-pleaser for audiences who just want to see Aliens versus Predators on the big screen. Anderson's attempt to weave a back-story into the Alien/Predator mythology comes across as a flimsy mix of Congo and Stargate. His attempt to combine the two franchises only serves to demystify the Predator character and ride roughshod over the Alien saga's chronology

On the bright side, AVP sustains its runtime fairly well once the puzzle-box pyramid traps the human victims inside to contend with the aliens. It contains enough sequences to please teenaged fans of both horror characters - particular the return of the Alien Queen; visualized here as a cross between a Praying Mantis and a stampeding T-Rex!

If you don't take AVP seriously (and with a title like that, who will?) then there is enough here to satisfy its target demographic. Connoisseurs of either standalone franchise will find much to grumble over here, and it's a shame budget/certificate restrictions limited the possibilities of the project... but, this isn't the total turkey you may have been expecting.


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Review copyright © Dan Owen, 2004.

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