Category: Music charts

Going straight in at No.1 this week is tube-travelling Rihanna with Calvin Harris and We Found Love You can see the video here, although it is lame in the extreme as she clearly hasn’t bothered …

Going straight in at No.1 this week is Sak Noel with Loca People which is dull, repetitive dance tripe; dull, repetitive dance tripe; dull, repetitive dance tripe… You can see the video here. As such, …

Going straight in at No.1 this week is, of all things, Dappy with No Regrets. Thumping, autotuned shit-hop. Avoid. You can see the video here. As such, One Direction drop to No.3 with What Makes …

Going straight in at No.1 this week is One Direction with What Makes You Beautiful – boyband pap. Nuff said. You can see the video here. As such, Pixie Lott drops to No.3 with All …

Going straight in at No.1 this week is Pixie Lott with All About Tonight, and it’s such dull dance tripe that it feels like it does indeed go on all night. Appalling. You can see …

Going straight in at No.1 this week is Example with Stay Awake and it’s a pretty smart dance track, too, just like their last top slot hit, The Way You Love Me. I hate most …

Going straight in at No.1 this week is X-Factor reject Olly Murs feat. Rizzle Kicks with Heart Skips A Beat, a bog-standard dance tune featuring the oldest of dance beats. Very uninspiring. You can see …

Well, another nobody hits the top slot as Wretch 32 feat. Josh Kumra goes straight in at No.1 with Don’t Go and it’s just a bit of a dancey mess. You can see the video …

Mark this week as a rarity, as something decent actually hits the top slot and it goes to Promises by Nero, a dance track I’ve heard many a time on XFM recently. You can see …

This week, Cher Lloyd went in at No.1 with the execrable Swagger Jagger. This getting to No.1 is what happens when 5-year-olds are allowed to buy music. You can see the video here. As a …