Ballerina…. “From The World Of John Wick“, just to hammer home to casual cinemagoers of this film’s origins, just so no-one thinks this is a two-hour movie about ballet. After a situation right at the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of KARATE KID LEGENDS! (inc. Mid-Credits Scene breakdown)
Karate Kid Legends starts off with a legacy scene of Daniel and Miyagi (Pat Morita having passed away in 2005), from The Karate Kid Part II, stating it’s 1986, even though while that film was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE RITUAL!
The Ritual is proof that if you’re going to make any sort of film about an exorcism, then stop: It was done best in 1973, with The Exorcist, especially in its Director’s Cut form. This …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HALLOW ROAD!
Hallow Road opens with concerned parents Maddie (Rosamund Pike – Saltburn) and Frank (Matthew Rhys – Saturday Night) receiving an anxious call from their daughter, Alice (Megan McDonnell), who’s in her car, thinks she might’ve …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANGEROUS ANIMALS!
Dangerous Animals is a thriller, in which we see an unhinged Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney) taking holidaygoers swimming with sharks, in a metal cage… the people are in the cage, not the sharks, of course. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME!
The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LILO AND STITCH IN 3D!
Lilo And Stitch does have a plot, of sorts, to it, but it doesn’t amount to much. It’s safe to say that Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders), aka ‘626’, is a genetic experiment with destructive …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING!
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning is finally here, delayed for a year due to apparent reshoots, but we knew this one was finally coming, because Tom Cruise has been doing the rounds again, pretending he …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH on APPLE TV+!
Fountain Of Youth is what everyone in this film is looking for, which might lead to immortality. As such, it sounds like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, where they were looking for that cup …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HURRY UP TOMORROW!
Hurry Up Tomorrow centres around pop star The Weeknd, playing a fictionalised version of himself, and using his real name, Abel Tesfaye (and who was also in Netflix’s excellent Uncut Gems). Plot-wise, such that it …
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