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DAN’S MOVIE DIGEST
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LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN IIDespite LXG receiving very mixed reviews, plans are still afoot tofast-track a sequel into production, to be filmed in Australia with anew cast – excluding Peta Wilson (right), who will retain her role as vampiressMina Harker. THE A-TEAMMike Tyson has voiced his interested in playing Mr T’s signature roleB.A Baracus in any future movie adaptation of The A-Team. BATMAN 5’Ain’t-It-Cool-News’ indicates that Morgan Freeman (Seven) is beingconsidered to play a Doctor/Scientist role – possibly a lead villain -in the new Batman movie. Anthony Hopkins could also replace MichaelGough as loyal butler Alfred.

In related news, WWE wrestler Adam Copeland (a.k.a Edge) is rumoured tohave secured a role as a henchman called Egghead in Batman 5.Interestingly, screenwriter David Goyer (Blade II) is good friends withanother wrestler – Triple H – and has cast him in Blade III.

JOHNNY BRAVO’Warner Brothers’ have hired screenwriters Matthew Berry and Eric Abramsto script a live-action version of the cult ‘Cartoon Network’ animationJohnny Bravo. As rumoured for ages, wrestler The Rock is still attachedto star. ICE AGE 2The sequel to Ice Age is provisionally being titled Ice Age 2: TheMeltdown. This strongly hints that the film’s premise will revolvearound the apocalyptic end of the Ice Age for its characters. JOHNNY ENGLISH 2’Working Title’ and Rowan Atkinson are working on sequels to Bean andJohnny English, in the hope of getting one into cinemas for 2005.

The two sequels will be developed with their original writers – RobinDriscoll, possibly Richard Curtis for Bean 2, and Will Davies for JohnnyEnglish 2.

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KNOWINGWriter-director Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) was interviewed by’About.com’ recently, and asked about all his future projects

Project 1: Cat’s Cradle. Kelly: “Just to clarify, the project right nowis sort of in limbo. I was hired by Appian Way… Hilly Elkins hascontrol of the novel and they came to me and asked me to adapt it. Iaccepted their offer and I locked myself in a hotel room by the beachfor about eight days and cranked out an adaptation of the novel.”

“But it’s yet to be determined who is going to direct it, if it’s goingto be Darren [Aronofsky]. I don’t know if it’s going to be Darren ornot. I think that they’re still figuring out exactly what they want todo with the project.”

“It’s very much up in the air and in flux right now, so stayed tuned onthat one (laughing). I’ve taken significant liberties with the novel. Ithink I’ve done a very faithful interpretation. I tried to capture theessence of the novel. It’s a fairly radical adaptation… probably more”inspired by” the novel.”

“I’ve tried to take some of his [Kurt Vonnegut] visionary ideas andbring them to a modern audience, and make them accessible to a modernaudience. My hope is that, if this film is made, that a whole newgeneration will discover his genius.”

Project 2: Knowing: “It’s been delayed four or five times due to budget,distribution, foreign distribution issues, casting issues… It’sseriously harder to get Knowing off the ground than it was to get DonnieDarko off the ground (laughing).”

“We’re definitely hoping to start shooting the first quarter of 2004.There’s some legal entanglements involving the ownership of thescreenplay and foreign distribution that have contributed significantlyto the delay.”

“It’s frustrating and I wish I could have already been in production bynow, but I just want to get it right. You don’t want to rush into asituation where we can’t get enough money or we can’t get the rightcast. I’m just holding out till we get it right.”

Project 3 – House At The End Of The Street: “That’s a project thatJonathan Mostow [Terminator 3] approached me about, and he’d murder meif I said anything about the plot. We’re still putting the finishingtouches on it and going back and forth with the script. But I’m reallyexcited about what’s going to become of that film, too.”

Kelly also mentioned he’s working on a Director’s Cut of Donnie Darko,an adaptation of Richard Mathieson’s novel The Box with Eli Roth (CabinFever), directing a project entitled Southland Tales, developing a KateHudson action movie entitled Into The Great Wide Open, writing a bountyhunter biopic script entitled Domino for Tony Scott [True Romance], anddeveloping a movie called Bessie.

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SON OF THE MASKActress Traylor Howard (Me, Myself & Irene, right) will be the female leadopposite comedian Jamie Kennedy in the sequel to 1994’s superhero comedyThe Mask. SPIDER-MAN 2A one-sheet poster for Spider-Man 2 has been released (see right). Themovie is due to hit US screens on 2 July 2004. SUPERMANThe Wachowski Brothers (Matrix Revolutions) are rumoured to be linked tothe Superman project and could write a new draft that would eliminatethe need for a trilogy – which has become a key reason many actors haverejected taking on the role of Superman. TOMB RAIDER IIIAngelina Jolie has said she would consider doing a third Tomb Raidermovie, saying: “I’d never say never because I love that character. Itwasn’t a bad movie; it just didn’t come out at the right time.”

“I think [Tomb Raider 2 was] a much better film, so I don’t think youcan put too much weight on how something opens. At the end of the day Idon’t take it so seriously.”

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WALLACE & GROMITHelena Bonham-Carter (Planet Of The Apes) and Ralph Fiennes (Red Dragon)have been cast in the Wallace & Gromit movie, entitled Curse Of TheWere-Rabbit.

The movie sees the popular characters Wallace and Gromit hunting down amysterious beast that has been eating their village’s prize marrows andpotatoes days before a giant vegetable growing contest.

Helena will voice new character Lady Tottington, and Ralph will providethe vocals for Lord Victor Quatermaine.

Curse Of The Were-Rabbit has a budget of approximately $80 million andwill take 18 months of painstaking animation to create, before beingreleased in 2005.

(DVDfever Dom adds: “No, Robert Wilfort (PC Craig ‘Heartbeat’Harriet in BBC3’s “Grass”, right) will not be in this film, but since seeing himin the comedy alongside The Fast Show‘s Simon Day I’ve thought he shouldplay Wallace if they were to make a live-action version.”)


CoverWEBSITES Innocence – Ghost In The Shell 2

One of the most influential Anime movies, just beaten by Akira, gets itsvery own sequel. Ghost In The Shell was a key influence on The Matrixand remains a favourite amongst sci-fi/cyberpunk fans everywhere. Thesequel will doubtless do good business in Japan, but will its newfoundreputation bring it global success?

Check out GITS-2’s website for more details. And stop laughing at thatacronym, you at the back!

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CoverTRAILERS The Cat In The Hat

Mike Myers stars in this adaptation of Dr Seuss’ classic tale. What doyou mean you’ve never heard of it? No, it’s not a biopic of Jamiroquailead singer J.K! Okay, so The Cat In The Hat (like Seuss’ The Grinch WhoStole Christmas) is a piece of literature only really famous in theStates, but the studio is hoping Mike Myers’ reputation and the primarycoloured weirdness of the set design, will lure in the kiddies. Adultseverywhere squint through the infantile mess of this trailer…

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Alien Vs Predator – Teaser Trailer

Aaaaah!
That’s just the reaction ‘Fox’ want from audiences.

Yes, but that scream was for all the wrong reasons! Don’t they realizethis whole “versus” idea just detracts from the original films?!
I’m sure they do. But money talks in Hollywood, and after the Statesidesuccess of Freddy Vs Jason… pitting movie legends against each otheris in vogue.

This is just terrible. Alien Vs Predator made a good comic-book seriesand an enjoyable video-game… but a movie? Who’s making it? RidleyScott, James Cameron?
No such luck. Paul W.S Anderson.

Never heard of him. Oh, no, hang on – isn’t he the genius that didBoogie Nights and Magnolia?
No, that’s Paul Anderson. Paul W.S Anderson is the guy who did EventHorizon, Soldier, Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil.

Oh… no…
Event Horizon remains his best film, despite its drop in quality after apromising start. Mortal Kombat’s only positive was that it was betterthan the Super Mario Brothers movie, Soldier was a $70 millionstraight-to-video mess and Resident Evil was a success mainly due to thebrand name. It will be interesting to see how Resident Evil 2 fares…

Right, so Mr Anderson is quite clearly a cut-price director who likes tosteal from other movies in “homage”. Soldier was aTerminator-meets-Shane hybrid, I seem to remember…
True. Mr Anderson’s reputation is beyond low amongst online fans ofResident Evil in particular. If he messes up Alien Vs Predator, a lotmore fans are going to be outraged. It could bury the chances of aPredator 3 or Alien 5, which would be a shame since Ridley Scott isapparently interested in returning to film the final one!

So let’s all hope Mr Anderson understands this and makes a worthy movie.
Hmmmm, well his self-penned screenplay has already been ripped to shredsby one online review; branding it unimaginative, full of clichédcharacters and massively inconsistent to the Alien franchise.

No surprise there, then. Still, Freddy Vs Jason would look shit onpaper, but it was a fun escapade for horror fans on screen. Take AVPwith a pinch of salt and it may be tolerable. The prospect of seeing aPredator kicking the acid-stuff out of an Alien is still alluring. Ihate to say it, but I’ll be in the queue for this!
As will a lot of people, undoubtedly…

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Bad Santa

Billy Bob Thornton is… Santa Clause. You have been warned. Blackcomedy Christmas offering.

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Timeline

Another Michael Crichton book is adapted for the silver screen, thistime based on time-travel. Yep, that ol’ chestnut…

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The Last Samurai

This year’s Gladiator? Tom Cruise is certainly hoping so. He stars as anAmerican military man sent to Japan to bring its people up-to-date withmodern warfare, but begins to see that the “old ways” of the Samuraiwarriors hold more sway on the code of honour…

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse – Teaser Trailer

Milla Jovovich returns as Alice in this sequel to Paul W.S Anderson’soriginal low-gore movie adaptation of the pant-fillingly scaryvideo-game. To be honest, it doesn’t look too bad – particularly becauselead villain Nemesis makes his appearance…

But this teaser trailer itself isn’t worth a download. It’s a fake promofor a skin care commercial… with the side-effect that you turn into azombie. Film footage merely consists of the final 10 seconds of ResidentEvil speeded up… disappointing.

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CoverUS TOP 10 (CINEMA)

All figures are weekend box-office gross.

  • 1. Scary Movie 3 ($20.0m)
  • 2. Brother Bear ($19.4m)
  • 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) ($10.8m)
  • 4. Radio ($9.6m)
  • 5. Runaway Jury ($6.5m)
  • 6. Mystic River ($6.2m)
  • 7. Kill Bill: Vol.1 ($6.2m)
  • 8. School of Rock ($4.5m)
  • 9. Intolerable Cruelty ($2.4m)
  • 10. Good Boy ($2.2m)

UK TOP 10 (CINEMA)

  • 1. Finding Nemo (£3.39m)
  • 2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (£1.35m)
  • 3. Kill Bill: Vol.1 (£1.11m)
  • 4. Intolerable Cruelty (£1.03m)
  • 5. The League of Extraodinary Gentlemen (£0.83m)
  • 6. Calendar Girls (£0.39m)
  • 7. In America (£0.28m)
  • 8. In The Cut (£0.27m)
  • 9. Holes (£0.25m)
  • 10. Alien: Director’s Cut (£0.20m)

Cover** IN THE PIPELINE **

Note that these are UK release dates.

  • November 2003: The Matrix Revolutions (7), Love Actually (21), Master &Commander (28), Scary Movie 3 (28), Timeline (28)
  • December 2003: S.W.A.T (5), Lord Of The Rings – The Return Of The King (19),Peter Pan (26)
  • January 2004: The Last Samurai (9), Kill Bill – Volume II (23), Stuck On You(23), Big Fish (30)
  • February 2004: Looney Tunes Back In Action (13), The Alamo (20)
  • March 2004: The Exorcist – The Beginning (19)
  • April 2004: Dr Seuss’ The Cat In The Hat (2), Scooby Doo 2 (9), Hellboy (23)
  • May 2004: Troy (21), Van Helsing (21), The Day After Tomorrow (28)
  • June 2004: Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban (4), Shrek 2 (4),Spider-Man 2 (16), Thunderbirds (23), Garfield (30)
  • August 2004: I, Robot (13), The Chronicles Of Riddick (20) Page Content copyright © Dan Owen, 2003.

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