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Harry and Meghan is a new Netflix documentary delivered in two sections.
The Royal Family have long since outstayed their welcome. Firstly, I believe everyone is equal. No-one is better than anyone else. So, how the fuck have we got to the point where one extended family can hog palace after palace, while millions are living in poverty because they haven’t got a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out. Millions are also using foodbanks, including nurses who helped save many of us during the COVID19 pandemic!
The only alternative was shown in 1991’s King Ralph: Electrocute them all and put John Goodman in charge. Everyone loves John Goodman!
But for the time being, let’s look at them all.
Firstly, why do they all live well into their ’90s, and sometimes beyond? Well, that’s clearly because they are given healthcare far better than we would. Even at a time when we would be allowed to pop off our natural clogs, the Royal Family are kept alive until they have nothing left to do, but drop. Hence, why the Queen still had to put up with meeting Liz Truss, two days before she died. What a waste of time that was for her.
However, the Royal Family never liked Diana, Princess of Wales, when she joined the family – including Prince Charles! – and the Queen clearly couldn’t give a tinker’s cuss when they murdered Diana in Paris.
As for the others, Prince Philip was a racist, stating how an electrical socket was “put in by an Indian“. Someone made excuses for him, claiming he meant to say “Cowboy“.
Prince Charles was never really into Diana, favouring instead to simp for Camilla Parker Bowles.
Prince Edward appeared in the embarrassing It’s a Knockout with Stuart Hall… and we know about him, now.
And Prince Andrew… well…
Okay, so Prince Harry went to Afghanistan, but then has also turned up to a party in a Nazi uniform.
As for Meghan, I’ve never seen anything she’s acted in, apart from clips of Suits, but I wasn’t impressed. The press said any criticism of her was racist? Pardon? I didn’t even realise she was mixed-race, but I don’t care about what someone’s race is because I don’t discriminate on such a basis.
I’m not a fan of gold-diggers, however.
Also, one of Meghan’s friends is called “Silver Tree”? Do me a favour!
Well, one episode of this junk is more than enough for me. Apparently, in the whole three episodes, there’s no revelations to speak of. Maybe these will come in next Thursday’s three-episode finale?
To me, this is “posh people’s problems” and it’s more of a tragedy that at the time of this documentary being released, Diana died at an age younger than BOTH her sons are now.
Harry and Meghan is not available to pre-order on Blu-ray or DVD, but the first three episodes are on Netflix now, with the remaining three on Thursday December 15th.
Detailed specs:
Cert: 
Running time: 50-60 minutes per episode (6 episodes)
Release date: December 8th 2022 (Episodes 1-3); December 15th 2022 (Episodes 4-6)
Studio: Netflix
Format: 2.00:1
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