Katie Price: Nothing To Hide… certainly any sense of shame.
First up, when Katie Price was known as Jordan, did photo shoots, Page 3 and a Playboy DVD – and all before she butchered her own face, she was actually attractive. Now I look and wonder what in the name of bloody hell she’s done to herself??
She describes her 3 decades in the headlights as The Fun 10 Years, Things Get Turbulent, and then TURBULENT!; and as former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona describes Price’s wedding, “It was like Cinderella on Coke & Speed, on a 7-day bender”.
However, as we join our heroine, of sorts, Katie proudly shows off her smashed car that’s crashed into the garage door, she’s got teeth that would envy the Bee Gees, and has a garage full of shit she’s not looked at in years…. In fact, Katie Price now looks like a cartoon version of herself!
She doesn’t help herself, though, since on the one hand, she tells us about when she was abused as a kid by a man in a cut-through path, on the way to a park, but then also about how she “liked being looked at, but not touched”. Then after becoming famous, “I wanted people to fuck me, but the most powerful thing is that they couldn’t touch me” – and then she wonders why she gets criticism.
But what really started to blight her is when she started getting awful plastic surgery. That said, it’s amusing when the surgeon is interviewed, the silicone ‘boobs’ are shown, and we’re told they’re tough. When asked “How tough?”, the surgeon THUMPS! down on them… and they take the hit with ease. Crikey!
Plus, amongst her numerous boyfriends, we first hear from ex-boyfriend Dane Bowers, from Another Level, who now looks about 70, before other two-bit ‘singers’ come along. However, given that she’d then sleep with new boyfriends to get back at others, Katie Price certainly put herself about a lot.
And it’s disturbing how, in 1995 whilst performing at a club aged 17, she meets a friend of her Dad, who stops two guys from hassling her… okay, that bit’s fine, but he later becomes her boyfriend. Erm…
Katie Price: Nothing To Hide is on Sky Documentaries from Wednesday July 8th.
It’s not yet available to pre-order on Blu-ray or DVD, but when it is, it will be listed on the New DVD, Blu-ray, 3D and 4K releases UK page.
Cert: 
Running time: 55 minutes (3 episodes)
Release date: July 8th 2026
Studio: Sky
Format: 2.39:1 (interviews), 1.33:1 (archive footage)
Director: Paddy Wivell
Producers: Phelan Glen, Laura Wadha
Original music: Mat Davidson
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