The Saint on PAL Laserisc

Dom Robinson reviews

The SaintNever reveal your name.
Never turn your back.
Never surrender your heart.
Distributed by
Pioneer LDCE

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  • Cat.no: PLFEB 36871
  • Cert: 12
  • Running time: 111 minutes
  • Sides: 2 (CLV)
  • Year: 1997
  • Pressing: 1998
  • Chapters: 22 (10/11+1)
  • Sound: Dolby Surround
  • Widescreen: 2.35:1 (Panavision)
  • Price: £24.99
  • Extras : Trailers for “Mission: Impossible”, “The Ghost And The Darkness”

  • Director:

      Philip Noyce

    (Clear And Present Danger, Patriot Games, Sliver)

Producers:

    David Brown, Robert Evans, William J. MacDonald and Mace Neufield

Screenplay:

    Jonathan Hensleigh (Die Hard With a Vengeance) and Wesley Strick (Cape Fear (1991))

Music:

    Graeme Revell

(The Crow, Hard Target)

Soundtrack includes:

  • David Bowie – Dead Man Walking
  • Daft Punk – Da Funk
  • Sneaker Pimps – 6 Underground
  • Chemical Brothers featuring Noel Gallagher – Setting Sun
  • Underworld – Pearl’s Girl
  • Everything But The Girl – Before Today
  • Orbital – The Saint
  • Duran Duran – Out Of My Mind

Cast:

    Simon Templar: Val Kilmer (The Ghost And The Darkness, Batman Forever, Top Secret, Tombstone, The Doors, True Romance, Top Gun, Heat)
    Dr. Emma Russell: Elisabeth Shue (Cocktail, Back To The Future 2 and 3, Soapdish, Leaving Las Vegas, The Karate Kid)
    Ivan Tretiak: Rade Serbedzija (Before The Rain)
    Ilya Tretiak: Valery Nikolaev
    Chief Inspector Teal: Alun Armstrong (Patriot Games, London Kills Me, TV appearances: “Underworld”, “Inspector Morse”, “Our Friends In The North”)
    …and the voice of Roger Moore

The Saintis the big-screen version of the television series starringVal Kilmer in the role first taken in the 60’s with Roger Mooreas the man of mystery – and was revived in the 70’s with Ian Ogilvyin “Return of the Saint”.

The story centres around a cold-fusion reactor developed by Dr. Emma Russell(Elisabeth Shue) which can provide many uses including allowing a carto drive for 55 million miles on just one gallon of fuel. Naturally, there aresome other interested parties such as the head of Russia’s oil and gascorporation Ivan Tretiak (Rade Serbedzija) and he’ll do everything hecan to get it by sending out his henchmen to do the dirty work.

In order to avoid capture by Tretiak’s men or the police, Simon Templar mustchange disguises many times. This also enables him to get information aboutEmma’s device but how can he control his feelings for her once he begins tofall in love?


Val Kilmer has had his share of good roles throughout his career, namely asJim Morrison in The Doors, the ghost of Elvis in True Romanceand other roles in Top Secret and Heat. However, his performancein The Saint cannot be counted in that list at all. With each newdisguise he doesn’t increase the depths and complexity of his characters asscriptwriter Jonathan Hensleigh would have us believe – he just looksmore and more like Val Kilmer (!)

Elisabeth Shue has never been one of my favourite actresses, usually plumpingfor the token bimbo role – and her performance as a nuclear scientist fails toconvince, especially following on from her appearances in Cocktail, TheKarate Kid, Soapdish and the last two installments of the Back To TheFuture trilogy.

One wonders why Alun Armstrong signed up for this film as his rolecomprises of a brief scene early on and a few lines during the last fiveminutes.


The picture and sound quality are first rate on this disc. The colours arebright and the detail very crisp. The widescreen presentation is essential forPhillip Noyce‘s films as he always shoots in Panavision and anything lessthan the full width completely ruins the presentation – one wonders why the PALLaserdisc of Sliver was around 2.00:1.

The surround sound also delivers whether it’s in the action scenes, directionaleffects or the excellent soundtrack with tracks from David Bowie, SneakerPimps, Orbital and Duran Duran

The disc could do with another 10-15 chapters as there’s only 21 spreadthroughout the 2-hour film, with one at the end for trailers of Mission:Impossible and The Ghost And The Darkness.


Overall, this is a film which goes from scene to scene with new disguises forKilmer and new gadgets for him to fool the bad guys with. Unfortunately, whilethe quality of the disc is flawless, the soundtrack superb – and the Russianlocations captivating, the film recorded on it fails to excite, intrigue orgain any interest from the viewer. Part of this blame might be attributed toa re-shot ending after the original ending, in which Elisabeth Shue’s characterwas murdered, faired badly in test audiences. I’d have considered that a bonus.

Film: 1/5
Picture: 5/5
Sound: 5/5

Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 1998.

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