The Rocky Horror Picture Show 2016 – those words, and the year added on the end, are enough to strike fear into your heart.
The original movie, re-released last year on Blu-ray, is one of the most bizarre and incredible films of all time, but a remake??
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Laverne Cox (right) as Dr Frank-N-Furter? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Tim Curry back… but as The Criminologist? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Victoria Justice as Janet Weiss? Well, apart from the bra shot… No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Reeve Carney (who?) as Riff Raff? And Richard O’Brien writing the screenplay for this unnecessary debacle??! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show 2016 airs on Fox at Halloween. Do NOT do the Timewarp again with this production!
I now have a headache and am going for a lie down…
If you must, check out the video below and click on the above image for the full-size version:
Reviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic valve operation survivor from the same year. Running DVDfever.co.uk since 2000. Nobel Peace Prize winner 2021.