Pennum Porattum… aka, Girl And The Fools Parade, is a new Malayalam comedy which only had one showing altogether at my local Odeon, and even those such films with multiple screenings, such as Lokah Chapter …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WASTEMAN!
Wasteman shows that if there’s one thing prisoners should NOT be allowed in their cell, it’s a kettle, since all they seem to do if pour sugar in it, boil it up and then throw …
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Molly Vs The Machines – The DVDfever Review – Channel 4
Molly Vs The Machines is initially told from the point of view of a social media platform, telling us how it treated young teenager Molly Russell like a commodity, rather than a human being, before …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCREAM 7!
Scream 7… yes, we’re doing this dance again. In the latest entry for the septet of films to date, there’s the usual opening death scene, this time with a young couple visting the murder house …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of VLADIMIR on NETFLIX!
Vladimir, as a title, made me think this was a vampire flick, but no. The plot is delivered with Rachel Weisz (Constantine) talking directly to us, her character not explicitly named – only as M, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HOPPERS in 3D & How I Kicked Out 6 Chatty Teenagers From The Cinema!
Hoppers is a new Disney/Pixar animation,which opens with young Mabel in Beaverton, who enjoying spending time with her grandmother in the local forest glade, and all the nature that surrounds them. Alas, fast-forward ten years, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CHARLI XCX’S THE MOMENT!
The Moment sees popular music singer Charli XCX playing a slight fictionalised version of herself. It’s September 2024, she’s just had a “Brat summer” – which I understand relates to her album of the same …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MARSHALS: A YELLOWSTONE STORY on PARAMOUNT+!
Marshals: A Yellowstone Story extends Taylor Sheridan’s Yellowstone franchise, this time with more of a Navy SEAL bent, at first, since that was the long-term career for Kayce Dutton (Luke Grimes… or Grimey, as he …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HANDCUFFED: LAST PAIR STANDING on CHANNEL 4!
Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing sees Jonathan Ross asking “Could you survive being handcuffed to a total stranger?” – Hmm… if it was Jennifer Aniston, I’d give it a go. But this rag-tag bunch are all …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE!
Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die has one ace up its sleeve, in that if anyone’s going to come from the future to try and save the world, it’s Sam Rockwell (The Bad Guys 2), …
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