The Last Blossom opens with elderly man Akutsu (Junki Tozuka) in jail, reminiscing about his life, a former Yakuza who thinks he can still turn things around, even though he’s stuck in his cell with …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SPLITSVILLE!
Splitsville opens with couple Ashley (Adria Arjona – Hit Man) and Carey (Kyle Marvin) driving along, talking about how they love each other… before she suggests they should experiment sexually, then soon changes this to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME!
Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come takes place directly after the first film, with Grace MacCaullay (Samara Weaving – Babylon) finding herself handcuffed to her bed in hospital, since the cops think she’s to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE TEACHER SERIES 3 on CHANNEL 5!
The Teacher Series 3 brings Victoria Hamilton (The Trick) to the fore, now we’re back in The Teacherverse, and there’s controversy abound… As Helen Simpson, she’s got a promotion at school to Head of Drama, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DON’T BE PREY!
Don’t Be Prey is one of those films where I didn’t want to get spoilers in advance, so with just a quick look at the trailer for this one, I figured from the title and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE BURBS on SKY ONE!
The Burbs makes the transition from movies to TV, and was a mediocre film at the best of times, but in 2026, no-one in Hollywood has original ideas any more. This time round, a 30-something …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BABIES on BBC1!
Babies just drops you in the middle of the ‘action’ as a young couple – Lisa (Siobhán Cullen – Bodkin) and Stephen (Paapa Essiedu – The Outrun) – go about their day: leave their flat, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of REMINDERS OF HIM!
Reminders Of Him does what it says on the tin, because it reminded me of last year’s weird thriller, Him, given that it also stars Tyriq Withers. And given that it centres around the protagonist, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN on NETFLIX!
Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen sees Rachel (Camila Morrone – The Night Manager Series 2) and Nicky (Adam DiMarco) getting married, but things are clearly not going to go too well, otherwise the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of Jo Nesbø’s DETECTIVE HOLE on NETFLIX!
Jo Nesbø’s Detective Hole… Harry Hole, although while in Norwegian, his surname is pronounced “Hoo-lay”, in the UK, it just sounds like a hole in the ground. Then again, the detective, played by Tobias Santelmann …
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