Constantine… John Constantine… I never saw the film when it first came out in 2005, but did play the awful videogame on Xbox, which didn’t even use the likeness, nor voice, of Keanu Reeves! Dom …
Continue reading
Category: Reviews
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of I SWEAR!
I Swear is a new film which thankfully avoids the awful 1994 dirge, popularised by All-4-One, which was difficult to avoid when it got to No.2 for SEVEN WEEKS! Still, I managed to successfully dash …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE IRIS AFFAIR on SKY ATLANTIC!
The Iris Affair is one of those dramas that begins with something happening later in the story – here, as someone’s getting savagely beaten up – before going back to a previous point in time. …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TRON ARES in IMAX 3D!
TRON: Ares opens, not with a narration from the ever-missing Flynn (Jeff Bridges – Hell Or High Water), but an intro in the form of a clip from a 1982 TV interview which didn’t happen …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SPLINTER CELL DEATHWATCH on NETFLIX!
Splinter Cell Deathwatch is a spin-off from the everlong Splinter Cell videogame series, based upon the Tom Clancy novels, and it makes me realise that we haven’t had one in a while. In fact, 2013 …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of RIOT WOMEN on BBC1!
Riot Women is the BBC’s answer to We Are Lady Parts, this time with women of the next generation up, including Beth (Joanna Scanlan – Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy) at a very low …
Continue reading
Snoopy And The Great Mystery Club on PC / Steam – The DVDfever Review
Snoopy And The Great Mystery Club is out now got PC and major consoles, and… Snoopy has a problem… his supper dish is empty! So, the greatest detective is on the case to find out …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE WOMAN IN CABIN 10 on NETFLIX!
The Woman In Cabin 10 is set on a boat, but everyone’s taking a busman’s holiday for this outing. Laura Blacklock (Keira Knightley – Black Doves) is a highly-respected journalist who covers big stories, and …
Continue reading
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BOOTS on NETFLIX!
Boots initially sounds like it’s pitched as Full Metal Jacket meets Queer As Folk. Set in 1990, young private Cameron Cope (Miles Heizer – Nerve) and some others are gay, but homosexuality was not allowed …
Continue reading
Worlds Apart – The DVDfever Review – Channel 4 – Travel gameshow
Worlds Apart is a new Channel 4 gameshow that takes place in Japan, a place I want to visit, having seen a zillion videos about just how stunning and well-behaved it is, especially in comparison …
Continue reading