Still Waters tells a new ‘The Light in the Hall‘ story, in the same location as the 2022 drama, and with some of the original cast members. Since this was shown in Wales, and on …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SAVAGE HOUSE!
Savage House is a perfect example of a 45-minute comedy/drama stretched out to nearly two hours. Sir Chauncey Savage (Richard E Grant) shows he’s not the catch he thinks he is, as he looks like …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCARY MOVIE 6!
Scary Movie 6 – finally billed upon release as simply ‘Scary Movie’, and bringing back the ‘OG cast’, even though I think the original film is the only one I’ve seen before they fell into …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Masters Of The Universe poses an important question: Who the fuck is asking for a He-Man movie in 2026?? Well, clearly, someone thought this film could follow the fortunes of How To Train Your Dragon, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of POWER BALLAD!
Power Ballad centres around Rick Power (Paul Rudd – Anaconda), frontman for wedding singer band Bride & Groove, and a famous pop star, Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas – Chaos Walking), the character name for whom …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BACKROOMS!
Backrooms takes place in 1990, based on a series of short films made since 2022 by the director, Kane Parsons, which might not sound there’s a lot to it, as the protagonist – Clark (Chiwetel …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE WITNESS on NETFLIX!
The Witness looks at the murder of Rachel Nickell on Wimbledon Common, on July 15th 1992, where the only person who saw the tragedy, was her two-year-old son, Alex, and the investigation became one of …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CAPE FEAR (2026) on APPLE TV!
Cape Fear (2026) sees another well-known film get the TV series remake treatment. Of course, while this Apple TV escapade is based upon the Martin Scorsese version, that itself was a remake, and of the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FINDING EMILY!
Finding Emily does what it says on the tin when Manchester University employee Owen (Spike Fearn – Ella McCay) chances across ‘Fairy Emily’ (Sadie Soverall – Arcadian) on a night in town, gets her phone …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE FORTUNE on CHANNEL 5!
The Fortune opens with someone a gunshot on a boat… and no sight of Ted Moult. For reasons unexplained, Martin’s (Denis Lawson – Inside No.9) received a photo of Amanda (Eleanor Tomlinson – The Forsytes), …
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