Avatar: Fire And Ash: It’s a fucking waste of time! in fact, with No.2 being about water, and No.3 being about fire, are 4 and 5 about Earth & Wind? When those come, we can …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELLA MCCAY!
Ella McCay sees the titular lead as a Lt Governor of the State, played by Emma Mackey (Hot Milk), become the youngest woman in her office to have a shot at going for Governor, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AN INVITATION TO MURDER: A DEATH IN CAIRO (aka MURDER AT THE EMBASSY)
An Invitation to Murder: A Death in Cairo follows on from 2023’s An Invitation to Murder – which, itself, was also alternatively-titled as Invitation To A Murder – but it’s odd that they subtitle the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 in DOLBY SCREEN!
Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 comes just over two years after the first FNAF movie, with both spawning from the videogame series, which I’ve had a go at briefly, but I can’t say I’m a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT!
Silent Night Deadly Night revamps a 1980s horror franchise where, after an encounter on the way home from seeing his Grandad in the nursing home as Christmas is coming up, at the age of 8, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AMADEUS on SKY ATLANTIC!
Amadeus is the same name as the 1984 movie, which I stll haven’t seen, but in 2025, the lead is played by Will Sharpe (Too Much), starting in Vienna, 1781, “ten years before Mozart’s death”. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LURKER!
Lurker opens with famous pop star Oliver (Archie Madekwe – Saltburn, Gran Turismo) walking into the clothes store where part-time photographer Matthew (Théodore Pellerin, above-right with Madekwe) works, and based on how the latter talks …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELEANOR THE GREAT!
Eleanor The Great is the feature-length directorial debut of Scarlett Johansson, and feels an odd title for a film that’s not great, but is very good, yet simply, Eleanor would’ve sufficed. However, with that, it …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE IMPOSTER on CHANNEL 5! (aka THE IMPOSTOR)
The Imposter opens with Susan Kennedy staggering about on a beach, albeit in a dream, but she’s still uber hot! Giggity! However, upon waking up and reading a news article, “Manchester woman killed in car …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ACCIDENTAL TOURIST on ITV!
Accidental Tourist is all about getting Deal Or No Deal‘s Stephen Mulhern out of his comfort zone, who’s in almost everything these days, as is Ant & Dec… who are also in this. Before this …
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