The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is the fourth movie in the franchise to grace cinema screens, albeit the first one I’ve ever seen. Preceeded by a forgetting 7-minute short, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE HOUSEMAID!
The Housemaid is the job chosen by Millie Calloway (Sydney Sweeney – brilliant in the recent Christy), for which she goes for her job interview while wearing glasses, to pretend she looks learned – as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE HUNTING WIVES on ITV!
The Hunting Wives is an odd one… It was on the US version of Netflix, but not UK, thus ends up getting its UK premiere on ITV, who have seemed to have chanced upon a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FACKHAM HALL!
Fackham Hall, set in 1931, is the Downton Abbey spoof that no-one asked for, and with Jimmy Carr‘s name attached to it as the writer, even though there’s a total of FIVE people who put …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH in IMAX 3D!
Avatar: Fire And Ash: It’s a fucking waste of time! in fact, with No.2 being about water, and No.3 being about fire, are 4 and 5 about Earth & Wind? When those come, we can …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELLA MCCAY!
Ella McCay sees the titular lead as a Lt Governor of the State, played by Emma Mackey (Hot Milk), become the youngest woman in her office to have a shot at going for Governor, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AN INVITATION TO MURDER: A DEATH IN CAIRO (aka MURDER AT THE EMBASSY)
An Invitation to Murder: A Death in Cairo follows on from 2023’s An Invitation to Murder – which, itself, was also alternatively-titled as Invitation To A Murder – but it’s odd that they subtitle the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 in DOLBY SCREEN!
Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 comes just over two years after the first FNAF movie, with both spawning from the videogame series, which I’ve had a go at briefly, but I can’t say I’m a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT!
Silent Night Deadly Night revamps a 1980s horror franchise where, after an encounter on the way home from seeing his Grandad in the nursing home as Christmas is coming up, at the age of 8, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of AMADEUS on SKY ATLANTIC!
Amadeus is the same name as the 1984 movie, which I stll haven’t seen, but in 2025, the lead is played by Will Sharpe (Too Much), starting in Vienna, 1781, “ten years before Mozart’s death”. …
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