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Thunderbolts* opens with a decent enough scene with Yelena Belova (Florence Pugh – We Live In Time), since after the actress physically jumped off the Merdeka 118 building in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – and on …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ANOTHER SIMPLE FAVOR!
Another Simple Favor (aka Another Simple Favour, in any territory that can spell) comes seven years after A Simple Favour, and after all this time, I’m not sure who was clamouring for a sequel, but …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE ACCOUNTANT 2!
The Accountant 2 opens with former Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) Deputy Director Ray King (JK Simmons – Red One) getting involved with shady shenanigans with the not-so-mysterious Anaïs (Daniella Pineda – Plane), given how …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CLEANER on SKY CINEMA!
Cleaner… Window Cleaner… that’s the job of Joey (Daisy Ridley), who’s late for work because she’s a slacker, but also just happens to be ex-army, which is mentioned because it’s bound to come up, later. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of UNTIL DAWN!
Until Dawn finds yet another rag-tag bunch of teenagers coming across a spooky house, at night, this one being in the middle of a forest, where they have to drive through heavy rain to get …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WARFARE!
Warfare is based on co-director Ray Mendoza‘s experiences as a US Navy SEAL during the Iraq War, following the Battle of Ramadi, which took place from March to November 2006, and this film takes place …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HAVOC on NETFLIX!
Havoc is a film that’ll win zero Oscars for originality, but if there was an award for brutal body count, it’d easily be in the running. Homicide cop Patrick Walker (Tom Hardy – Mobland) is …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SINNERS in 1.43:1 IMAX!
Sinners takes back to 1932 – in the days when cotton fields were still picked by hand – specifically October 16th, when an injured Sammie Moore (Miles Caton) walks into a church, clutching a broken …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BULLET TRAIN EXPLOSION on NETFLIX!
Bullet Train Explosion basically sets out its stall in three words. 30 years on from Keanu Reeves’ derring-do in Speed, a school trip to Aomori Shikansen Stock Centre – where Shikansen train cars are temporarily …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE AMATEUR!
The Amateur centres around CIA cryptographer Charlie Heller (Rami Malek – No Time To Die), who likes puzzles, but is going to wish he didn’t have to try and solve the latestone. His wife, Sarah …
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