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Leon is a hitman, a professional killer with no equal. That much is clear to see from the opening scene. If there’s a chance you happen to come across him, it will most likely be …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NO GOOD DEED!
No Good Deed sees Lydia (Lisa Kudrow – Time Bandits 2024) and Paul Morgan (Ray Romano – Fly Me To The Moon) as an older couple, having to sell their dream house of a 1920s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SECRET LEVEL!
Secret Level is an oddity. It seemed an interesting idea to create a series of short, animated films, generally ranting from 8-15 minutes apiece, and each based on a separate videogame of times gone by. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CONCLAVE!
Conclave is the process is voting for a new Head of the Catholic Church, since the Pope is dead, and a new one must be elected. Cardinal Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes – The Menu) is tasked …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MOANA 2 in 3D!
Moana 2 sees the titular character, voiced by Auli’i Cravalho (Mean Girls 2024), return for a sequel where I haven’t seen the first one, but figured plot-wise, this wouldn’t exactly be ‘The Usual Suspects‘, and …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE AGENCY on Paramount+!
The Agency centres around Michael Fassbender (Kneecap) as Martian… yes, I thought, maybe with the actor’s Irish descent, the name is ‘Martin’ but a different spelling? No, it’s “Martian”, as in the alien. And no-one …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BLACK DOVES on Netflix!
Black Doves opens with a number of people being followed and bumped off, including Jason (Andrew Koji – Boy Kills World), the bit on the side for Helen Webb (Keira Knightley – Everest IMAX 3D), …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WICKED PART I
Wicked Part I (yes, there’s more to come!) opens with the news that… DING! DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD! No, not Thatcher again, but Glinda The Good (Ariana Grande (Don’t Look Up), using her full …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE MADNESS!
The Madness opens with journalist ands aspiring TV presenter Muncie Daniels (Colman Domingo – Drive-Away Dolls) waking up in the woods, seemingly not knowing how he got there, but once he makes it to a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of OUR LITTLE SECRET!
Our Little Secret is a Christmas-based romcom, the sort of idea that’s usually ten-a-penny at this time of year, but it has Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls 2024), and that’ll do for me. And if a …
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