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Free petrol? Have I gone mad? You’d think so, but on walking to work between where I’d parked my car and to the office, I saw a man park outside the bank to take some cash out… and left the engine running. with his back turned, someone could’ve stolen it… if it wasn’t for the fact that his girlfriend was sat in the passenger seat.
But even still, it’s not a quick processs to draw money out of a machine, so why would anyone waste that precious liquid for which my local Tesco charges £1.10 per litre? His must be free!
I suspect, he’s part of the Illuminati where you can purchase a vehicle that runs on the botty puffs of angels, and they smell of perfume, and your car can travel 100 miles on a single squirt. Yes, that must be the answer.
Now, how much LSD did I put in my tea, this morning?
Reviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic valve operation survivor from the same year. Running DVDfever.co.uk since 2000. Nobel Peace Prize winner 2021.