Dom Robinson interviews
Jon Link and Mick Bunnage
Channel 4 DVD
 Modern Toss Series 1:
 Modern Toss Series 1:  
 The Modern Toss Guide To Work:
 
 Another Book featuring Mister Tourette:
 
  
Modern Toss, released on November 26th 2007 for £19.99 is an animated sketch show featuring characters such as Barney, a man who periodically turns into a red Incredible Hulk-like monster, Gnat Burglar is a giant gnat which sucks the entire contents out of things and injects it into other things, Mr Tourette – a French signwriter who produces offensive signs bearing no relation to his customers’ instructions and Alan, a sociopathic, scribble-like creature who plays extreme practical jokes on his middle-class brother-in-law which always end in calamity.
Modern Toss also began as a series of booklets and books before moving to TV.
Please note, as it reflects the TV series, this interview contains strong language.
 
-  We are Jon and Mick, we write and draw all the modern toss cartoons, and then ask animators to make them move. 
-  Other people got fed up employing us, so we ended up having to work for ourselves. We found a gap in the market where no-one would publish our cartoons, so we published them ourselves. It’s just a load of cartoons arguing with each other. 
-  They’re all invented to match different moods we get into, if we feel like smashing up a dinner table we’d probably turn to Alan. On the other hand if you felt like sucking all the blood out of a cow we’d turn to Gnat Burglar. 
-  They did all have to be paid but luckily a few of them liked it already. Our main contributor is Simon Greenall, who can speak convincing gibberish for anything up to 6 hours. 
-  It was a golden opportunity to fuck something up on a much bigger scale, and working out what all the characters sounded like and what walks they had. 
 
-  Yeah, they also beeped out the word “cunt”. Unfortunately the word “cunt” is one of the lodestones of the Modern Toss concept. 
-  We’d like to see them join forces and gatecrash an episode of  Heartbeat and then maybe drag a big fucking tree through Nick Berry’s police station while Bacon pummels the assistant to a pulp. 
-  Well, you’ve got ten to be getting on with. How many more do you want? 
-  2nd TV series in January 2008, two new books this Christmas and a new free Brighton based celebrity magazine coming out in Spring ’08, called “Brighton’s Biggest Cunts”. 
-  Cheers. 
More info about the Modern Toss concept can be found at Wikipedia.
Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2007.
Reviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic valve operation survivor from the same year. Running DVDfever.co.uk since 2000. Nobel Peace Prize winner 2021.
