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The Assignment: Seen Face/Off? This is Cock Off!
Yes, imagine how annoyed you’d be if you were knocked out while with a name of Frank Kitchen, and woke up to find you’d undergone gender reassignment surgery and were now Michelle Rodriguez? Not happy, I’m sure.
However, while she may no longer have testicles, she confirms she still has the balls to take out the bad guys, as she kicks and punches her way through all the bad guys in 95 minutes, presumably leading up towards the evil surgeon who did the deed, and he’s known as The Doctor… is it Peter Capaldi again? Don’t forget, he turned up in 2013’s World War Z (so just before he took the lead in Doctor Who) as the W.H.O. Doctor (for the World Health Organisation)
Also starring Tony Shalhoub, Anthony LaPaglia and Sigourney Weaver, who should really know better but certainly didn’t exhibit that after sucking on the Devil’s shilling for the Ghostbusters reboot, The Assignment has a huge score (not) of 4.5/10 on IMDB, with its US cinema release being on April 7th. As of yet, there’s no UK date. Please don’t rush.
Check out the trailer below and click on the poster for the full-size image.
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