Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni on PC – The DVDfever Review

Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni

Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni is a fighter game with a difference – the protagonists are big-boobed females with skimpy skirts and a passion for feeling fruity.

Okay, so this may be an experience others have had before – and it’s a while since I’ve got stuck into a fighting game, but I’m normally bashing robot’s heads together, with the only females kicking and punching being those who are properly dressed for it.

The two leads are sisters, Rinka and Ranka. On Bhikkhuni Island, they’re infected with the V Virus, a variation of the A Virus, giving them the powers of both an Extar and a Liberator – whatever that means. Oh, apparently, it allows them to simultaneously wield the other’s weapon form. Hmm… it sounds like they’ve got big enough weapons, already.

The girls in the game are more obsessed with touching each others massive breasts and getting hot ‘n’ heavy than most blokes would expect in such a game.

On the plus side, it has fast action with lots of crash/bang/wallop all over the place, including directional audio with split-surround effects. However, the gameplay is complex, at times, as you try and get used to the slew of new moves it throws at you – in overly-cumbersome combos, but that’s not the biggest problem.

Inbetween the fighting, there’s chatty cut-scenes with a length to rival Michael Bay’s Transformers movies – they just never seem to end. If the girls in these scenes had a huge amount to say, I could understand, but they could easily be truncated.

Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni – Battles and Cut-scenes – PC – Melopepo

It’s amusing to see the girls enthusing about how well-endowed they are. When I was 14, I had a History teacher called Mr Jackets who kept telling us – and he probably shouldn’t have done – how he wanted to be smothered to death by lots of naked women. Well, this game could certainly work for him if he fell into those cut-scenes!

Overall, Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni is fun for a short while, but after that, the risque novelty wears off and I found myself tiring of it.

If you’re a teenage boy, you’ll not be spent for a long time. If you’re an adult with your own house and no-one about to burst into your room when you might be busy, there’s always Pornhub.

Amusingly, the two sisters – who you start off with in the fighting stakes, before moving onto other characters – each have a ‘rack rank’ of A. Pass the 3D glasses…

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Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni is out now on PC/Steam and PS Vita, and click on the top image for the full-size version.

Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni – Intro (1080p HD) – PC – DVDfeverGames

Important info:

  • Publisher: Marvelous
  • Developer: Marvelous
  • Players: single player: 1
  • HDTV options: 1080p
  • Dolby Digital 5.1 sound: Yes

My rig:

  • Intel i7 Six Core Processor i7-5820K (3.3GHz) 15MB Cache
  • ASUS® X99-A: ATX, HSW-E CPU, USB 3.0, SATA 6 GB/s Motherboard
  • 16Gb Kingston Hyper-X Fury DDR4 2133MHz (2 x 8GB)
  • 4GB nVidia GeForce GTX 980
  • 250Gb Samsung 850 EVO SSD, SATA 6Gb/s (upto 540Mb/sR | 520Mb/sW)
  • 3Tb 3.5″ SATA-III 6GB/s HDD 7200rpm 64Mb cache
  • CORSAIR 750W CS Series Modular 80 Plus ® Gold, Ultra Quiet
  • Creative Sound Blaster Z 5.1 PCI-E Soundcard – OEM
  • WIRELESS 802.11N 300Mbps/2.4GHz PCI-E CARD
  • Windows 7 Home Premium 64 Bit w/SP1
  • Zalman Z11 Plus Black Mid Tower Case


Producer: Ken’ichiro Takaki

Rinka Kagurazaka: Aya Suzaki
Ranka Kagurazaka: Kanae Itô
Mana Inagawa: Yumi Hara
Momo Kuzuryu: Yôko Hikasa
Mirei Shikishima: Yuka Iguchi
Mamori Tokonome: Mikako Izawa
Echigoya: Ai Kakuma
Viola: Yu Kobayashi
Koharu Tsukikage: Risa Taneda
Manpukumaru Chang: Ayano Yamamoto