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Minecraft Movie… Why’s it “*A* Minecraft Movie“, and not “The…“? Anyhoo, for the game, since kids are playing, I always figured that the character of Steve was a young boy, but in the minds of …
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Category: Cinema films
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A WORKING MAN!
A Working Man brings us Jason Statham (who last worked with director David Ayer in The Beekeeper) as Levon Cade – yes, they came up with yet another ridiculous name for an anti-hero. He works …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DEATH OF A UNICORN!
Death Of A Unicorn might just feature… the death of a unicorn. I know, I just wanted to warn anyone who gets upset about needless deaths. Ridley (Jenna Ortega – Beetlejuice Beetlejuice) and her father, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NE ZHA 2 in 3D!
Ne Zha 2 is the sequel to 2019’s Ne Zha, and which wasn’t shown prior to this new release, but then it seem to catch UK cinemas on the hop, given that a lot of …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BLACK BAG!
Black Bag opens with spy George Woodhouse (Michael Fassbender, following soon after another spy role in The Agency) going into a nightclub, during a brief one-take shot, then getting word from Philip Meacham (Gustaf Skarsgård …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NOVOCAINE!
Novocaine introduces us to Nathan Caine (Jack Quaid – Companion), who works in a bank as the assistant manager, trying to look on the bright side of life, despite his only friend being fellow online …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WOMAN IN THE YARD!
Woman In The Yard is a new film which centres around…get this… a Woman In The Yard! Yes, it’s like Catchphrase: “Say what you see!” Dom RobinsonReviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE ALTO KNIGHTS!
The Alto Knights opens in New York City, 1957, with Frank Costello (Robert De Niro) being gunned down, a man who doesn’t consider himself a gang boss, moreso a professional gambler. Told in flashback, with …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DISNEY’S SNOW WHITE! (2025)
Snow White is the BEST Film of 2025!* Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who is the Biggest FLOP of all! Dom RobinsonReviewer of movies, videogames and music since 1994. Aortic valve operation survivor from the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FLOW!
Flow feels like not just a movie, but also an experience, at times, and if you play a lot of videogames, then like the CGI cut-scenes you sometimes get. With no humans, nor any names …
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