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Shardlake… Matthew Shardlake… Sounds like another awful modern cop drama, but it’s England, 1536. Henry VIII has broken away from the Catholic church, while powerful monstaries are going against reform… Good, they’re a joke party! …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of KARATE KID LEGENDS! (inc. Mid-Credits Scene breakdown)
Karate Kid Legends starts off with a legacy scene of Daniel and Miyagi (Pat Morita having passed away in 2005), from The Karate Kid Part II, stating it’s 1986, even though while that film was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE RITUAL!
The Ritual is proof that if you’re going to make any sort of film about an exorcism, then stop: It was done best in 1973, with The Exorcist, especially in its Director’s Cut form. This …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HALLOW ROAD!
Hallow Road opens with concerned parents Maddie (Rosamund Pike – Saltburn) and Frank (Matthew Rhys – Saturday Night) receiving an anxious call from their daughter, Alice (Megan McDonnell), who’s in her car, thinks she might’ve …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DANGEROUS ANIMALS!
Dangerous Animals is a thriller, in which we see an unhinged Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney) taking holidaygoers swimming with sharks, in a metal cage… the people are in the cage, not the sharks, of course. …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STICK on APPLE TV+!
Stick centres around Owen Wilson (Bliss) as Pryce Cahill, a former pro-golfer, whose career went off the rails 20 years ago, now leaving him selling expensive golf gear, while living from one paycheque to the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOCTOR WHO: THE REALITY WAR (Season 2 Episode 8)
The Reality War is the eighth and final episode of Doctor Who Season 2… or, perhaps Series 15 or Series 45. Although the cinema screening I attended featured both Wish World and the finale, before …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE BETTER SISTER on Amazon Prime!
The Better Sister has the quality of a Mills & Boon story, but in a murder novel. Chloe (Jessica Biel – Accidental Love) gets home from a night out to find that hubby Adam (Corey …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DEPT Q on NETFLIX!
Dept Q opens with police answering the call to examine a murder scene, only to get a hell of a shock, the details of which I’ll leave for you to discover, but the trailer confirms …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME!
The Phoenician Scheme centres around eccentric businessman and financial scumbag Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro – Sicario 2: Soldado, and I’m still waiting for the third installment!), who wants to set up a scheme that’ll …
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