Into The Dalek – Doctor Who: Series 8 Episode 2 – The DVDfever Review

Into The Dalek

Into the Dalek begins with The Doctor picking up Journey Blue (Fresh Meat‘s Zawe Ashton) from her ship, Aristotle, just before it’s been destroyed, and in trying to help, he winds up in a hospital where he’s mistaken for being *a* doctor, rather than *the* Doctor.

Doctors need patients and this one’s a Dalek. Unfortunately, for our titular hero, they’ve figured out how to miniaturise people so that, in this case, doctors can operate on patients. As he quips, “Fantastic idea for a movie. Terrible idea for a proctologist.”

Meanwhile, Clara’s gone back to being a teacher – like you would if you have all of time and space at your disposal – and meets her stupidly-named new colleague, Danny Pink. And, naturally, because he’s a man who fancies Clara, he makes a prize tit of himself in front of her. Love makes fools of us all…

The Doctor is still trying to piece himself together after the regeneration and asks Clara whether he’s a good man. Mysteriously, she replies that she doesn’t know, despite the fact she’s seen him do a lot of good in his former incarnation.

The twist, for a change with the Daleks, is that this Dalek has turned good and realised that all Daleks must die…


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The Daleks are back!


And so Clara, The Doctor and Journey, along with Gretchen and Ross (Ideal‘s Ben Crompton – he’s on probation!) go on a fantastic voyage to sort it out. While inside, The Doctor comments, “Imagine the most horrible thing in the universe. Then don’t bother, because you’re looking at it now.”

Another one-liner also comes early on, as The Doctor introduces his companion, “This is Clara. She’s not my assistant, she’s my… carer. She cares so I don’t have to.”

And, while following Clara through a tunnel inside the Dalek, she says “Any remarks about my hips won’t be appreciated”, to which The Doctor replies: “Ah, you’re built like a man”. “Thanks(!)”, she counters.

Alas, in repairing the Dalek they’ve accidentally realised it was never good and so it’s now bad again. Not only that, it’s summoning all the others which are somehow all alive again (don’t they keep killing them off?)

However, when the Doctor’s going to sort it out, once again the writing falls down because when questioned how he’s going to succeed, he always says something along the lines of “Not a clue”, until pulling a metaphorical rabbit out of a hat to save the day. Same goes for Clara’s task.

Unfortunately, The Doctor sorts things out with some sort of nonsense mind trick, while Clara’s success amounts to no more than pushing random buttons. Hence, it’s pretty much a bollocks conclusion. And, finally, she responds to her co-pilot’s question of whether he’s a good man, with “I think you try to be, and that’s probably the point.”

Go to page 2 for more thoughts on the episode and the full cast list.


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The Doctor and Journey Blue are in a sticky situation.


Into The Dalek

Hence, Into The Dalek just served as a basic bog-standard filler episode with a lot of running about, except this time shrunk down in size, not that that idea came across well as only a couple of times did we get the “big vs small” sort-of comparison, such as when The Doctor goes “eye-to-eye” with his host.

Still, despite the episode being overhyped, it’s always welcome to see both Michael Smiley (as Journey’s uncle Morgan) and Ben Crompton onscreen, and one of the stunt co-ordinators was Dani Biernat, who I once met about ten years ago. She’s stunning, and a lovely lady. Get her in front of the camera!

Oh, and Missy returns, in an uncredited cameo, giving some continuity to this series’ story arc, showing us that even in Heaven you can get a great cup of tea.

And talking of continuity… announcers, can someone please tell Red Bee Media to SHUT THE HELL UP during the end credits! Well, I do frequently, not that they care. And one problem with them (apart from their brain deficiency) is that, like the trailers, have the audio levels whacked up to 11, so in the official determination we once got from Right to Reply, “it’s not louder, it just sounds louder”(!)

Next week: The Doctor goes Medieval as he meets Robin Hood! From the clip, it looks like a light-hearted, but bad sitcom…


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The Doctor is about to meet his greatest foe…


Score: 5/10

Director: Ben Wheatley
Producer: Nikki Wilson
Screenplay: Phil Ford and Steven Moffat
Music: Murray Gold

Cast:
The Doctor: Peter Capaldi
Clara Oswald: Jenna Coleman
Journey Blue: Zawe Ashton
Colonel Morgan Blue: Michael Smiley
Danny Pink: Samuel Anderson
Gretchen: Laura Dos Santos
Ross: Ben Crompton
Fleming: Bradley Ford
School Secretary: Michelle Morris
Mr Armitage: Nigel Betts
Courtney: Ellis George
Dalek: Barnaby Edwards
Voice of the Daleks: Nicholas Briggs
Missy: Michelle Gomez


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