The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here, and as well as being bereft of creativity, just saying “Well, it’ll make over $1bn like the last one” is not any form of excuse, since that just …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TRANSFORMERS ONE in 3D!
Transformers One proves that someone at Paramount really does have money to burn, since their last successful movie about the ever-changing robots was 2014’s Transformers: Age Of Extinction. The 2017 sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight …
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IF (+ Post-Credits Scene) – The DVDfever Cinema Review – Ryan Reynolds, John Krasinski
IF instantly gives us a heads-up of what to expect early on, as the BBFC title card states “bereavement theme”. Yep, another film which instantly gives us a downer before it’s even started. In this …
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Migration 3D – The DVDfever Cinema Review – Kumail Nanjiani, Elizabeth Banks
Migration 3D: Yes, there are still some 3D films around, even if the only way I’m going to get value from that part of my Odeon LimitlessPlus subscription is to sit through a cacophony of …
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Wonka – The DVDfever Cinema Review – Timothée Chalamet
Wonka… Willy Wonka… portrayed in this new film by Timothée Chalamet (Dune Part One), and he begins by railing against the Tories’ stupid ‘Stop the Boats’ policy, by sailing across the sea to make his …
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The Super Mario Bros Movie – The DVDfever Cinema Review – Chris Pratt
The Super Mario Bros Movie… how did it come to this, that I thought I’d watch this in the cinema? Well, while looking to see what was out that weekend, Suzume was certainly of interest, …
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The Pentaverate – The DVDfever Review – Netflix – Mike Myers
The Pentaverate is a new Netflix comedy where Mike Myers plays Ken, a reporter who’s an old letch, as well as all five members of a secret organisation, including Rupert Murdoch-like Bruce Baldwin, and Misha, …
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The Bubble – The DVDfever Review – Netflix – Karen Gillan
The Bubble is a spoof actioner centred around a team of actors who start in one of the biggest… well, 23rd biggest, movies franchises ever made, Cliff Beasts. Given that Karen Gillan is in this, …
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The Prom – Official Trailer – Nicole Kidman, James Corden
The Prom shows that Christmas has yet another early Christmas turkey to deliver, and it’s in the form of another crapfest featuring James Corden. I really have no idea what makes anyone in Hollywood or …
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Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey – Official Trailer – Forest Whitaker
Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey is a musical adventure and a visual spectacle for the ages, and a wholly fresh and spirited family holiday event. Set in the gloriously vibrant town of Cobbleton, the film …
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