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Echo Valley finds divorced Kate Garretson (Julianne Moore – Sirens) with fiduciary issues, needing $9000 for a new roof on her stable, and having to ask ex-husband Richard (Kyle MacLachlan, sadly in just the one …
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Category: Apple TV+
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of STICK on APPLE TV+!
Stick centres around Owen Wilson (Bliss) as Pryce Cahill, a former pro-golfer, whose career went off the rails 20 years ago, now leaving him selling expensive golf gear, while living from one paycheque to the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH on APPLE TV+!
Fountain Of Youth is what everyone in this film is looking for, which might lead to immortality. As such, it sounds like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, where they were looking for that cup …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MURDERBOT on Apple TV+!
Murderbot opens on the Mining Station Aratake, in which the self-titled, titular robot (voiced by Alexander Skarsgård – Lee) is built to protect humans, and look after them, even though he thinks most of them …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOVERNMENT CHEESE on APPLE TV+!
Government Cheese sees Hampton Chambers (David Oyelowo – The Book Of Clarence) getting out of jail, the crime for which either we weren’t told, or I was beaten into a state of ennui during the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS (or NEIGHBORS!)
Your Friends And Neighbours opens with a surprisingly shocking situation for workaholic Andrew Cooper (Jon Hamm – Landman), and since it’s right at the start I’ll give you the flavour, that he wakes up next …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE STUDIO on Apple TV+!
The Studio opens with a man escaping from building! A fight! Guns! Knives, etc… but it’s an action scene on a movie set, with Paul Dano playing himself in an early scene, before Seth Rogen …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOPE THIEF on APPLE TV+!
Dope Thief opens with Ray Driscoll (Brian Tyree Henry – Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire) and Manny Carvalho (Wagner Moura – Civil War) watching a house, as they’re government DEA agents, about to do …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE GORGE on Apple TV+!
The Gorge is a huge, gaping chasm in the middle of somewhere classified, that even those who have to work there don’t know where they are. Lithuanian-born Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy – Furiosa: A Mad Max …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRIME TARGET on Apple TV+!
Prime Target starts off in a way, with a camera circling around, making me think something terrible was about to happen… but I’ll leave that outcome for you to view. Edward Brooks (Leo Woodall – …
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